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Reply #1740 on: September 23, 2023, 03:50:46 PM
Our Friday night group went to a more upscale restaurant last night. Place even featured cloth napkins.  :D Yes we are a low brow crowd that enjoy.our friendship and OK food rather than meals you have to take pictures of before you get to eat.

Wife and I each decided on the baby back pork ribs. As expected they were juicy and very tender.eat fell right off the bone. A yummy treat.

Looking at the menu we saw there was only $6.00 difference between a half rack or full rack. No brainier there. Each of us went for the full rack. Even the half rack filled the platter and the other half was piled on top. The fries were under the the ribs as the platter was full. Hum, maybe I should have taken a picture.

Now we have ribs for a couple more days, so guess we got our money's worth.

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Reply #1741 on: October 16, 2023, 02:47:59 PM
Some times it is my foot

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Reply #1742 on: October 16, 2023, 04:08:34 PM
Some times it is my foot

Needs more salt.

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Reply #1743 on: October 20, 2023, 09:58:00 PM
A hard salami sandwich, on thick rustic bread.



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Reply #1744 on: October 26, 2023, 03:23:55 PM
Something that didn't agree with me.  A mostly sleepless night with stomach cramps and a dose of the squits.

Not putting anything in my mouth for 24 hours  :'(

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Reply #1745 on: October 26, 2023, 05:01:03 PM
Sorry to hear that love. If you've got bathroom situations, at least put water in your mouth so you dont get dehydrated.



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Reply #1746 on: October 27, 2023, 01:07:01 AM
Took a good friend to lunch after helping to plan her husband's funeral. Went to our favorite restaurant where today is liver and onions day... the wife's favorite. The other special on the chalkboard was pork chop dinner. The other two of us opted for that.

When it came the pork chops weren't huge...they were gigantic. Almost as big as the platter. Most of the sides were under the chop, so I had to dig under for that. Think I brought two thirds of mine home for tomorrow.

Easy to see why it's our favorite. :D

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Reply #1747 on: October 27, 2023, 02:36:51 AM
Calf's Liver  :sign_noway:

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Reply #1748 on: October 27, 2023, 04:10:26 PM
Calf's Liver  :sign_noway:

Calf's liver, onions and kidneys.  Delicious.  Sometimes you can really taste the farmyard  ;D


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Reply #1749 on: November 09, 2023, 12:07:08 AM
I'm not a huge fast food person, not that I avoid it at all costs, but it was a cold and rainy and windy day here.  Dan has been sick so M and I have been running errands together, her as my interpreter. I had a dermatologist appointment because of a couple suspect spots.  Clean bill of health - yay.
Anyways, on the way home I commented I was hungry and didn't know what I wanted. M suggested Wendy's and I said, "ew, your dad won't want that either."   She said, "He used to love their chili."
Well, he still does. We stopped and got some.  Dan devoured his also. It was so good. Extra saltines in mine.

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Reply #1750 on: November 09, 2023, 12:45:20 AM
"And, a child shall lead them"

The other day, I had my first and last Chick Filet meal.

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Reply #1751 on: November 09, 2023, 12:46:32 AM
Well this has gone on too long. I'm sure you've gotten Dan medical help. What do they say. Is it that nasty RSV. I haven't paid much attention to that.

I'm kinda worried but at least he's eating. Guess we need the same effort you guys put forth for my benefit. Lots of good wishes and prayers from me

I know you tried oral therapy. Looks like maybe you're on your own in that area. I hear Shiela is sending you a shower buddy.  Only on loan of course. Now that's a care package.

Hoping Dan turns things around soon.

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Reply #1752 on: November 09, 2023, 12:57:48 AM
I’m ashamed to admit it, but I just ordered Wendy’s chili for delivery by Uber. Thank you for putting that idea in my head MJ.

Update: Tell Dan if he ever wants some real chili. I will make him some. No beans in real Texas chili.
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Reply #1753 on: November 09, 2023, 02:04:38 AM
lol on the no beans.

No telling what else is added. I judged a chile contest at a fair, some are flat out uneatable. A lot of crackers and celery to get thru that night.

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Reply #1754 on: November 09, 2023, 02:16:19 AM
I used to cook chili every year at the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo. Our chili team was called the Arnold Ziffel Memorial Chili Team. Named after the pig on Green Acres. But I’m telling you, when you sauté everything and cook it right, chili is an artform. It is absolutely fabulous. But then you get the shit where people just pour some Wolf Brand crap in a pot and throw in some pinto beans. Abomination. Like Wendy’s. She owes me some ginger.



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Reply #1755 on: November 09, 2023, 02:26:11 AM
Me and my cousin get into all the time about what goes in chili. We add beans into ours, but the big argument is about noodles. There are no noodles allowed in my chili, and she does eat it without noodles.

I tell her the only reason people put noodles is chili is because one, they can not afford meat, or two, you're and idiot and dont know what chili is.  FYI, my cousin hates people thinking she has no money, she'd rather me think she's an idiot.



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Reply #1756 on: November 09, 2023, 05:16:12 AM
Well this has gone on too long. I'm sure you've gotten Dan medical help. What do they say. Is it that nasty RSV. I haven't paid much attention to that.

I'm kinda worried but at least he's eating. Guess we need the same effort you guys put forth for my benefit. Lots of good wishes and prayers from me


Hoping Dan turns things around soon.

Thanks Bob.  Bronchitis, nothing more.  He had a Covid, flu, RSV test, all negative.   He just can't shake it.  Going to his PCP tomorrow and see what he says.  His coughing is just knocking the heck out of him.  I think day 11 now.  One of his friends had a bronchitis case a couple of years ago that lasted 3 weeks. 

I just had some cheese and crackers watching Survivor.

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Reply #1757 on: November 09, 2023, 12:44:36 PM
Me and my cousin get into all the time about what goes in chili. We add beans into ours, but the big argument is about noodles. There are no noodles allowed in my chili, and she does eat it without noodles.

I tell her the only reason people put noodles is chili is because one, they can not afford meat, or two, you're and idiot and dont know what chili is.  FYI, my cousin hates people thinking she has no money, she'd rather me think she's an idiot.

We call that “Cincinnati Chili” which is not Chili.

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Reply #1758 on: November 09, 2023, 01:23:06 PM
I'm craving more chilli. 
38 degrees.

Noodles? TIL people do that. 

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Reply #1759 on: November 09, 2023, 01:40:36 PM
My wife loves chili from pretty anywhere. We meet with friends on Friday night and a couple have chili that she loves. I doubt either would meet the standards of the foodies on this board.
But, happy wife... happy life. :D

One is a regional chain called Culver's. The other is a greasy spoon called Flameburger. We always get extra for her to take home.

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