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Reply #1700 on: June 25, 2023, 01:56:44 AM
Chicken swarma

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Reply #1701 on: June 25, 2023, 05:38:43 PM
Chicken swarma

I've never had swarma, but I want to try it simple because I like saying it out loud.



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Reply #1702 on: June 25, 2023, 07:49:45 PM
You've never had Gyros Shiela? That's the same only beef and lamb. I know Wisconsin must have Mideastern food in bigger cities.

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Reply #1703 on: June 25, 2023, 08:25:39 PM
My aunt loves gyros, but I can't eat lamb... probably the only meat I refuse to eat, so by default I stay away from beef too. Never knew it was the same as swarma though. Telling the difference between chicken and red meat us much easier.



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Reply #1704 on: June 25, 2023, 08:59:25 PM
I tried to find you a good place for chicken Shawarma in Green Bay. Turns out there isn’t any. LOL.

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Reply #1705 on: June 27, 2023, 05:21:44 AM
The fat nipple of an 18-year-old.

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Reply #1706 on: June 27, 2023, 11:16:46 PM
Fresh strawberries, hand picked by me earlier today with a sprinkle of sugar and cool whip on top.



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Reply #1707 on: July 02, 2023, 08:16:54 PM
It's a blueberries day today. Bought a quart from a local farm yesterday and I brought them to work with me.

Blueberries are great for dogs too. I want to feed some to our guests, but I'm not going to without the owner's consent



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Reply #1708 on: July 03, 2023, 12:55:37 AM
« Last Edit: July 03, 2023, 04:45:05 PM by staci »

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Reply #1709 on: July 03, 2023, 01:35:08 AM
Turkey and cranberry salad surrounded by cherry tomatoes, mozzarella balls, and avocado. Sprinkled with zesty Italian and sea salt with fresh ground pepper.  Saving the steaks for tomorrow.

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Reply #1710 on: July 03, 2023, 05:00:48 AM
I too had a salad, but mine was much more plain with some similarities. Lettuce, spinach, spring onion, carrot, cherry tomatoes, avocado, with cilantro yogurt dressing



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Reply #1711 on: July 16, 2023, 12:43:36 AM


My kids were complaining that I have not made shrimp and grits in a long time. So I unpacked all the cutlery and did it.


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Reply #1712 on: August 11, 2023, 03:11:35 PM
Well for me seeing as I just joined and kind of exploring, the last thing I’ve put in my mouth is another sip of coffee. On cup #2 and appears I’m gonna be having another cup atleast before I start my day lol



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Reply #1713 on: August 28, 2023, 10:31:21 PM
Out for lunch today. Naturally to our favorite restaurant across the river. ( Mississippi ) Checked the chalkboard for today's specials. Sloppy Joe with fries!

Waitress came by and asked for my order.

"Sloppy Joe , I replied , with extra napkins."

Another waitress was nearby and close to the napkin supply. Next thing I knew a pile of napkins.came sailing through the air and plopped down in front of me.

Nothing like fast service. :D

Oh yes, it was delicious and sloppy all on a fresh bakery bun.
 

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Reply #1714 on: August 28, 2023, 11:20:34 PM
Kroger has the best fresh fried chicken.  I like to get chicken strips from there.  Cut it into little chunks and put it on my salad.  Well, one poor little chicken strip didn't make it on of the parking lot before he was eaten.  They are so good. Chasing it with an iced coffee. 

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Reply #1715 on: August 29, 2023, 06:52:29 PM
Delicious British victoria plums. A late summer treat, only available late August to early September.

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Reply #1716 on: August 29, 2023, 09:08:24 PM
A hotdog.  Sliced down the middle with a pickle spear laid in it.  Mustard of course.  No bun, instead wrapped I a tortilla wrap.
And some Doritos. 

Not a very healthy eating day for me. 

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Reply #1717 on: August 29, 2023, 10:38:06 PM
Sliced brisket sandwich (moist), pickles, onions, sauce. Texas sweet tea. Loving it.


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Reply #1718 on: August 30, 2023, 02:20:38 AM
Yum.  That looks delicious.  I can taste it.  Hold the ketchup.

I am now craving red meat, which I have very rarely. 

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Reply #1719 on: August 30, 2023, 02:23:22 AM
Sliced brisket sandwich (moist), pickles, onions, sauce. Texas sweet tea. Loving it.





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