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Reply #1620 on: March 09, 2022, 02:25:58 PM
There’s a taco I’d like to put in my mouth, but it’s not on the grill.

 ;D ;D ;D

I bet it's still pretty hot though.  :aol_cunnilingus:

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Reply #1621 on: March 09, 2022, 03:02:33 PM
There’s a taco I’d like to put in my mouth, but it’s not on the grill.

 ;D ;D ;D
I bet it's still pretty hot though.  :aol_cunnilingus:

Maybe go easy on the mayonnaise then?  ;D ;)



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Reply #1622 on: March 12, 2022, 03:54:05 PM
Chicken Curry pasta.



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Reply #1623 on: March 18, 2022, 03:45:28 PM

Salad and airfryer cooked frozen ravioli.  Roughing it

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Reply #1624 on: March 28, 2022, 02:55:43 AM
Muddy bites. But I’m thinking about eating them out of someone’s ass hole, while she bounces up and down on a painful erection lasting more than four hours.

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Reply #1625 on: March 28, 2022, 01:27:59 PM
Those will melt in there...



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Reply #1626 on: March 28, 2022, 02:52:50 PM
Those will melt in there...

So will a stick of butter... or Marlon Brando.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1627 on: March 28, 2022, 03:22:00 PM

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Reply #1628 on: April 01, 2022, 06:35:41 PM
A dick. Is that inappropriate?

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Reply #1629 on: April 01, 2022, 06:53:28 PM
A dick. Is that inappropriate?

Not at all.
I could have stated the same a time or two over the years.

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Reply #1630 on: April 01, 2022, 07:00:39 PM
A dick. Is that inappropriate?

Not at all.
I could have stated the same a time or two over the years.

A time or two or as many times than I can count?  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1631 on: April 02, 2022, 06:48:28 PM
That came out wrong. My apologies.

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Reply #1632 on: April 03, 2022, 12:07:38 AM
That came out wrong. My apologies.

No need to apologies. If you've been around here for long, you know I enjoy oral sex. Both on the giving end, and receiving. 

So, back to your non-offending question...

A time or two or as many times than I can count?  :emot_kiss:

It depends on how high you can count.
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Reply #1633 on: April 03, 2022, 05:36:53 AM
While I sincerely wish I could say almost any part of the female anatomy... pretzels. It was pretzels.

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Reply #1634 on: April 03, 2022, 07:42:51 AM
Tiramisu. *So* good...


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Reply #1635 on: April 03, 2022, 03:23:21 PM
Love me some Tiramisu.

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Reply #1636 on: April 11, 2022, 03:40:16 AM


May need a new glass for the EW 1783. 🙈🙈🙈

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Reply #1637 on: April 11, 2022, 04:25:04 AM


May need a new glass for the EW 1783. 🙈🙈🙈

Two new 'What I Learnt Todays'.

Until I saw that photo, the only tobacco pouches I'd ever seen were those used by friends who rolled their owns. I had to look up 'EW 1783'. I'm glad I did. :D



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Reply #1638 on: April 11, 2022, 05:08:15 AM
Confession, I chewed a couple of times   So gross thinking back on it.

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Reply #1639 on: April 11, 2022, 06:19:07 PM
A piece of hair chewed from my beard. I didn't think that I would ever get it out of my teeth. Not something I would normally do, but it was tickling my lip.

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