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Reply #1600 on: February 19, 2022, 03:18:30 AM
KFC original recipe with mashed potatoes, gravy, and biscuits. So juicy and tender. I haven’t had KFC for a couple of years. Forgot how good it is. “The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.”

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Reply #1601 on: February 19, 2022, 03:58:23 AM
KFC original recipe with mashed potatoes, gravy, and biscuits. So juicy and tender. I haven’t had KFC for a couple of years. Forgot how good it is. “The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.”

I get the famous bowl.  Once every 6 months only.   LOVE it.  I think I should get some, but I can't.  Stepped on the scale for the first after spending 6 weeks in Florida.  Ugh.
Salad, protein s and a sh*t ton of workouts on my schedule for the foreseeable future. 
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Reply #1602 on: February 19, 2022, 04:18:12 AM
KFC original recipe with mashed potatoes, gravy, and biscuits. So juicy and tender. I haven’t had KFC for a couple of years. Forgot how good it is. “The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.”

I get the famous bowl.  Once every 6 months only.   LOVE it.  I think I should get some, but I can't.  Stepped on the scale for the first after spending 6 weeks in Florida.  Ugh.
Salad, protein s and a sh*t ton of workouts on my schedule for the foreseeable future. 
#doubleDigitGain

Baby, first of all you are *juicy*, just like that KFC. I like that. Don’t think you have to have a 20-year-old body. Because I’m going to lick all that gravy off anyway. Secondly, just give yourself permission to enjoy life. I got my brief filed at 4:55 today. Five minutes before the deadline. Incredible. So now I’m just enjoying the wine my friend gave me, and slamming my cock in the kitchen drawer. Because I enjoy the abuse.

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Reply #1603 on: February 19, 2022, 05:08:51 AM
KFC original recipe with mashed potatoes, gravy, and biscuits. So juicy and tender. I haven’t had KFC for a couple of years. Forgot how good it is. “The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.”

I get the famous bowl.  Once every 6 months only.   LOVE it.  I think I should get some, but I can't.  Stepped on the scale for the first after spending 6 weeks in Florida.  Ugh.
Salad, protein s and a sh*t ton of workouts on my schedule for the foreseeable future. 
#doubleDigitGain

Baby, first of all you are *juicy*, just like that KFC. I like that. Don’t think you have to have a 20-year-old body. Because I’m going to lick all that gravy off anyway. Secondly, just give yourself permission to enjoy life. I got my brief filed at 4:55 today. Five minutes before the deadline. Incredible. So now I’m just enjoying the wine my friend gave me, and slamming my cock in the kitchen drawer. Because I enjoy the abuse.

OH! I enjoyed life the last six weeks.  I ate like a queen.  Stone crab, lobster, grouper, dolphin , conch.  Lobster rolls, clam chowder, tenderloin, you name it, I enjoyed it. 

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Reply #1604 on: February 20, 2022, 07:47:13 PM
Tried some clam and shrimp paella yesterday. Not for me. Too seafoody for my taste. But, I tried it.

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Reply #1605 on: February 21, 2022, 03:31:10 AM
I went to a Brazilian Churrascaria tonight. With my son. For his birthday. So much protein. Way overdid it. We both drank a lot of scotch, and had some great conversation. It was a really good night. And we had a Brazilian flan for dessert. No complaints.

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Reply #1606 on: February 21, 2022, 07:02:22 PM
KFC original recipe with mashed potatoes, gravy, and biscuits. So juicy and tender. I haven’t had KFC for a couple of years. Forgot how good it is. “The Colonel’s secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.”

I have to assume that KFC in the USA is much superior to that served in the UK. I must admit to never visiting one during my many visits to the States but over here it is horribly greasy and heavily covered in breadcrumbs  0vomit0

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Reply #1607 on: February 21, 2022, 07:16:19 PM

My own taste buds have just been pleasured by sucking on Mozart's Balls.




An Austrian confection correctly known as Mozartkugeln
I have purchased some from the shop where they were originally made in Salzburg, but they are much more expensive than the imitations.





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Reply #1608 on: February 22, 2022, 01:59:40 AM
An Austrian confection correctly known as Mozartkugeln
I have purchased some from the shop where they were originally made in Salzburg, but they are much more expensive than the imitations.

I have a vague recollection of sampling one of Mozart's balls, but no recollection of visiting the shop on my one and only visit to Salzburg. I do remember the small museum in Mozart's birthplace. Even more do I remember the delicious fresh-cut cheese sandwiches we bought from a bakery near the museum. By 'fresh-cut' I mean the shop owner sliced the bread and cheese while we waited and watched.



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Reply #1609 on: March 07, 2022, 03:13:49 AM
MUDDY BITES!!!

They are little waffle cones with chocolate in them. Basically the bottom part of a drumstick icecream cone. The BEST part of the icecream cone. Like tiny little edible orgasms in a bag.  Soooo f##$ing good!
😍😍😍

Seriously I want to have sex with whoever decided to make these. it's the least I could do.



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Reply #1610 on: March 07, 2022, 04:35:55 AM

MUDDY BITES!!!

Seriously I want to have sex with whoever decided to make these. it's the least I could do.

Just have sex with me. I will bite your mud.


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Reply #1611 on: March 07, 2022, 01:58:16 PM
MUDDY BITES!!!

They are little waffle cones with chocolate in them. Basically the bottom part of a drumstick icecream cone. The BEST part of the icecream cone. Like tiny little edible orgasms in a bag.  Soooo f##$ing good!
😍😍😍

Seriously I want to have sex with whoever decided to make these. it's the least I could do.

Here I am......


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Reply #1612 on: March 07, 2022, 02:31:34 PM
Some things cannot be unseen. LOL.

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Reply #1613 on: March 07, 2022, 02:40:43 PM
I've been with a couple heavier fellas, but not like that. He's got an innie... 😳

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Reply #1614 on: March 07, 2022, 02:43:27 PM
Seems like MUDDY BITES are an awesome thing!



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Reply #1615 on: March 07, 2022, 04:39:17 PM


I've eaten two of my three bags less than 24 hours.  I'm going to end up a friggin balloon if I keep going at this rate. Plus I bought two boxes of girl scout cookies yesterday afternoon.



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Reply #1616 on: March 08, 2022, 02:00:53 PM
Well those look de-f'n-licious. My fave part of a KingCond.

Sadly, Watching what I eat currently. I also need to watch what I drink, but I'm no cause bourbon and I are besties.

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Reply #1617 on: March 08, 2022, 05:14:04 PM
Well those look de-f'n-licious. My fave part of a KingCond.

Sadly, Watching what I eat currently. I also need to watch what I drink, but I'm no cause bourbon and I are besties.

Watcher flies down to where Jules is enjoying the sun and hides her bourbon bottle.  ;D ;D  Hope you are enjoying those morning and evening walks on the beach.  8)

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Reply #1618 on: March 09, 2022, 01:01:29 AM
Not much beach area where we are,  but we spent time on the boat and just watched a beautiful sunset. Taco Tuesday for dinner.  On the grill smelling delicious right now. 

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Reply #1619 on: March 09, 2022, 01:07:45 AM
There’s a taco I’d like to put in my mouth, but it’s not on the grill.

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