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_priapism · **Reply #1540 on:** August 17, 2021, 04:53:19 AM

Quote from: JBRG on August 17, 2021, 01:43:15 AM

Last thing in my mouth -- a small piece of Edam cheese.

C: Camenbert, perhaps? O: Ah! We have Camenbert, yessir. C: (suprised) You do! Excellent. O: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny... C: Oh, I like it runny. O: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir. C: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France! Mmmwah! O: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir. C: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed. O: Oooooooooohhh........! <pause> C: What now? O: The cat's eaten it. C: <pause> Has he. O: She, sir. (pause) C: Gouda? O: No. C: Edam? O: No.

Asmodel · **Reply #1541 on:** August 17, 2021, 01:00:15 PM

Quote from: ToeinH2O on August 15, 2021, 10:07:05 PM

Quote from: Shiela_M on August 15, 2021, 09:55:23 PM
Cucumbers are a fruit too, wonder how they would taste in a fruit salad?

TIL Cucumbers are a type of edible plant that belongs to the gourd family. It's widely cultivated and makes a nutritious addition to any diet. Cucumber is usually considered a vegetable because of how it's used in the culinary world. However, as it grows from flowers and contains seeds, it's botanically a fruit. It also makes a wonderful dildo.

Jed_ · **Reply #1542 on:** August 18, 2021, 08:32:52 AM

I didn’t forget the cilantro this time. The pulled pork is going to last all week, and I don’t see myself getting tired of it.

seeker83 · **Reply #1543 on:** August 18, 2021, 01:38:38 PM

Asmodel · **Reply #1544 on:** August 18, 2021, 02:40:46 PM

Quote from: MissBarbara on January 23, 2014, 10:56:55 PM

Quote from: Farmer Miles on January 23, 2014, 04:29:18 PM

The smell made my mouth water, the familiar aroma making a promise that cherished memories were about to be relived. I tentatively pressed my mouth to the source of my nasal delight, finding it nice and moist just the way I like it. The crunchy bits were somewhat unexpected and added a fairly strong flavour. The stringy ropes seemingly holding it all together were a touch more off putting but offered a unique flavour all their own. I'm still not sure what the green bits in the juices were. Through crust and string I eventually made my way to the pinker centre. Soon after, my work was done and simply had to wipe my chin, thoroughly satisfied.

Bacon cheeseburger for lunch.

I woo'd you for this post this morning.

Now I wish I could boo you for it. I've hardly gotten any productive work done today, since all day I've been thinking about a bacon cheeseburger.

Am I right or not, Miss B?

Also, for the thread, just plain ol’ water!

strangerknocking · **Reply #1545 on:** November 10, 2021, 05:23:35 PM

Truth be told, my cum from jacking off.

JBRG · **Reply #1546 on:** December 02, 2021, 09:42:45 PM

Last thing in my mouth was a very tasty pepperoni&cheese empanada from a vendor the next block over. Wish I had bought two because it definitely did not fill me up for lunch. Lesson learned -- buy two next time.

Asmodel · **Reply #1547 on:** December 12, 2021, 09:40:40 PM

Just some good old water. 💧🚰

Paige · **Reply #1548 on:** December 14, 2021, 08:37:02 PM

I had some tea earlier! I think that has been the last item in there

Asmodel · **Reply #1549 on:** December 29, 2021, 12:54:55 PM

I think.
Some H2O?
Gonna head out (out=AFK) to get some more, atm.

Wildcat666 · **Reply #1550 on:** December 29, 2021, 05:38:17 PM

Chese – popcorn – chips – Gummi bears – sandwich - grapes - -- Damn. I have to quit eating while typing.

Shiela_M · **Reply #1551 on:** December 29, 2021, 05:56:33 PM

Coffee and a French toast bagel

Asmodel · **Reply #1552 on:** December 31, 2021, 07:22:18 AM

Nothing lately, as have just woken up an hour ago,

Shiela_M · **Reply #1553 on:** December 31, 2021, 01:45:57 PM

Cough drop. Honey flavored. I like the vanilla flavored ones. they're more like candy

MintJulie · **Reply #1554 on:** January 09, 2022, 11:30:47 PM

5 MG hybrid canabis gummy.

I just need a little break as we chill around the house tonight.
I poured a glass of bourbon in case I get silly. I can use that as an excuse. Mainly hitting the water.
I worked out really hard this morning and my body is still feeling it. Every now and then I get the 'jigglies', my muscles were worked so hard they feel like jello at times, even 7 hours later. Too much coffee (caffeine) and not enough water after the workout.

Shiela_M · **Reply #1555 on:** January 10, 2022, 12:18:58 AM

String cheese, jalapeno cheddar beef stick, celery, tomato juice, pickle spear, and vodka. Bloody Marys ya'll

MintJulie · **Reply #1556 on:** January 10, 2022, 01:50:13 AM

Quote from: Shiela_M on January 10, 2022, 12:18:58 AM

String cheese, jalapeno cheddar beef stick, celery, tomato juice, pickle spear, and vodka. Bloody Marys ya'll

That sounds good. At Ford Field, they make them with slim jim's with holes through the center to act as a straw. I'm not a Slim Jim fan, but after running a bloody mary through it, it is pretty darn good I tell ya.

ObiDongKenobi · **Reply #1557 on:** January 10, 2022, 02:04:06 PM

I had never heard of a Slim Jim so I looked it up

https://www.mashed.com/187905/this-is-whats-really-in-a-slim-jim/ "they're more science experiment than actual food"

Asmodel · **Reply #1558 on:** January 10, 2022, 10:11:29 PM

Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on January 10, 2022, 02:04:06 PM

W00!

JBRG · **Reply #1559 on:** January 15, 2022, 01:16:37 AM

Last thing in. my mouth was 2 extra strength Tums. The coffee I had with lunch is doing a number on me right now. And Mrs JBRG and I are going out for supper in about 40 minutes. Already decided on beer and pizza (heavy on the beer I'm thinking). Hope the extra acid in my gut gets absorbed by then.

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

_priapism