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Reply #1320 on: March 06, 2020, 08:24:08 AM
My pen.  Writing updates on charts and I dropped my pen while changing pages.  Picked up and tried finishing my task, to prevent dropping it again I didnt think and put it in my mouth... apparently somebody had an accident there and it wasn't properly cleaned.  The only thing I'm eating the test of the day is scope and Colgate  0vomit0


They don’t make the 3 seashells for pets?





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Reply #1321 on: March 06, 2020, 05:03:14 PM
Next time you want to put something cylindrical in your mouth . . . . .

Only if you promise that it won't leave another bad taste in my mouth


Depends, do you like oysters?



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Reply #1322 on: March 06, 2020, 06:28:33 PM
Had to google the three seashells reference.  Knew it was from a Stallone movie though. 

Depends, do you like oysters?

I eat fancy smoked oysters and pringles together.
For protien and omega-3, not for taste.



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Reply #1323 on: March 06, 2020, 06:46:03 PM
Had to google the three seashells reference.  Knew it was from a Stallone movie though. 

Depends, do you like oysters?

I eat fancy smoked oysters and pringles together.
For protien and omega-3, not for taste.


I knew the movie reference and sort of figured it was a recurring meme having seen it show up before.  But after seeing it yet again last night, I wanted to learn a little history around it’s use as a running joke.

There’s also a lot of references to cum tasting like oysters, fresh oysters I assume.  I’m only partial to oysters myself, so wondered if you’ve made that comparison, lol.



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Reply #1324 on: March 07, 2020, 12:57:52 AM

Well, it all started with a marijuana gummy. 
45 minutes later it was Doritio's, then some Cheeze-Its, then some ice cream, a few hershey kisses.  AND, I discovered that raw cookie dough on a tortilla chip is really really good.

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Reply #1325 on: March 07, 2020, 01:02:14 AM
Congratulations on your pregnancy, lol.

Seriously, seems marijuana gummies cause the munchies too.



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Reply #1326 on: March 07, 2020, 01:06:58 AM
What type of cookie dough?  I'm, huh, asking for a friend  ;D



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Reply #1327 on: March 07, 2020, 01:46:17 AM

Choc chip cookie dough.  Tortilla chip.   Chocolate chips, salt, crunch, doughy.   Yum

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Reply #1328 on: March 07, 2020, 01:56:03 AM


Mudbugs.  It’s what’s for dinner.



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Reply #1329 on: March 07, 2020, 02:04:55 AM


Mudbugs.  It’s what’s for dinner.

What are they, and how do you eat? Is this the one where you bite the head off and suck out the insides?

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Reply #1330 on: March 07, 2020, 02:08:10 AM


Mudbugs.  It’s what’s for dinner.

What are they, and how do you eat? Is this the one where you bite the head off and suck out the insides?


You suck the head, yes.  Any experience at this?

And you do that with these crawfish too.



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Reply #1331 on: March 07, 2020, 02:15:00 AM
You suck the head, yes.  

I said, BITE the head off.


Any experience at this?

Biting off the head?  I wanted to once, but refrained.   Are you volunteering to be my first decapitation.



And you do that with these crawfish too.

So suck, swallow, repeat.   I don't think I could do that.  I won't even peel my own shrimp.  

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Reply #1332 on: March 07, 2020, 02:21:22 AM

Choc chip cookie dough.  Tortilla chip.   Chocolate chips, salt, crunch, doughy.   Yum


That's what I thought.  I only have snickerdoodle cookie dough, but thay might be good too, next time I get a little snickered I might give it a try.



Mudbugs.  It’s what’s for dinner.

I used to eat those with my dad and uncle.  I would grab the body and tail and twist snapping the tail off.  Wouldn't eat anything other than the tail.  I haven't had any in years.



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Reply #1333 on: March 07, 2020, 02:30:15 AM


I used to eat those with my dad and uncle.  I would grab the body and tail and twist snapping the tail off.  Wouldn't eat anything other than the tail.  I haven't had any in years.

I think I'd rather have ketchup on my scrambled eggs.   Couldn't do it.   And for some reason I picture Toe doing it and getting crawfish guts in his mustache.   Probably not a place the southern gets take a girl on a first date, to eat crawdads.   Ewww

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Reply #1334 on: March 07, 2020, 02:38:35 AM
Boiled small red potatoes and ears of corn also in the crawfish boil seasoning mix.  After it’s done, you just put the lid on and let everything soak up more spices for 15 or 20 minutes.  It’s a Southerner, especially those Cajuns. Whoo wee!



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Reply #1335 on: March 07, 2020, 02:48:01 AM
Boiled small red potatoes and ears of corn also in the crawfish boil seasoning mix.  After it’s done, you just put the lid on and let everything soak up more spices for 15 or 20 minutes.  It’s a Southerner, especially those Cajuns. Whoo wee!

Wait, you make this and eat in your own home?    I'll stop by after dinner.

Couldn't do it.  Definite no.  Little crawfish guts all over my kitchen.  Ick   Not happening.   


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Reply #1336 on: March 07, 2020, 02:57:06 AM
My dad pickles them.  Boils them in a huge pot with dill and canning salt and a few other things I dont really know the recipe, think there is pepper corn and mustard seed... I dont know for sure. Cooks it all up and then pours it into a monster two gallon mason jar, I used to help eat what didn't fit in the jar.  He also pickles his own eggs and ham hocks.  It's their hunting camp snacks. I can only imagine the smell of that place when hunting season is over.



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Reply #1337 on: March 07, 2020, 03:00:14 AM
You suck the head, yes.  

I said, BITE the head off.


Any experience at this?

Biting off the head?  I wanted to once, but refrained.   Are you volunteering to be my first decapitation.




Why are all the girls talking about biting lately?  Can’t be anything I’m saying, so must be that virus going around really is the zombie apocalypse.



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Reply #1338 on: March 07, 2020, 03:06:51 AM
You suck the head, yes.  

I said, BITE the head off.


Any experience at this?

Biting off the head?  I wanted to once, but refrained.   Are you volunteering to be my first decapitation.




Why are all the girls talking about biting lately?  Can’t be anything I’m saying, so must be that virus going around really is the zombie apocalypse.

I just read an article about how the CDC wants people to watch the walking dead to prepare for the coronavirus.  Haven't seen much of it, but I guess they want me to walk around stabbing sick people in the head...??



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Reply #1339 on: March 07, 2020, 04:56:03 AM
Boiled small red potatoes and ears of corn also in the crawfish boil seasoning mix.  After it’s done, you just put the lid on and let everything soak up more spices for 15 or 20 minutes.  It’s a Southerner, especially those Cajuns. Whoo wee!

Wait, you make this and eat in your own home?    I'll stop by after dinner.

Couldn't do it.  Definite no.  Little crawfish guts all over my kitchen.  Ick   Not happening.   





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