What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

[Shiela_M]

Year old frozen snickerdoodle cookie dough.  Had a few drinks and felt like snack, dug through the freezer looking for pizza rolls or....any thing, and found the dough two bites in I found the best buy date.  Appetite gone.

[Jed_]

CJ puts steak sauce on everything. Even wifey's mac and cheese. 

I don't know why, I just like it. I get dirty looks every time I do it.

"I worked hard making that, and you dump steak sauce on it?" 

Yes. 

But the thing is, I don't really like A1, I like a brand they sell at the dollar tree. It tastes way better and is a little thicker. Some people like hot sauce, CJ likes steak sauce. 

Yes, CJ shops at the dollar store. Sometimes they get expensive cereals. Like recently they got flooded with Christmas themed cereal. You try feeding this house and see how long it takes you to resort to coupon clipping and dollar store deals. 

Jed doesn’t even put steak sauce on steak.  Jed is unfamiliar with any Dollar Tree brand as he doesn’t buy food at such places.

Now Jed is a little freaked out and concerned Chirp has got him talking in the third person.

[Jed_]

Year old frozen snickerdoodle cookie dough.  Had a few drinks and felt like snack, dug through the freezer looking for pizza rolls or....any thing, and found the dough two bites in I found the best buy date.  Appetite gone.

I’m drinking dark and stormys.  That has me hungry too, but not as hungry as that, and I have at least a hundred options better than raw snickerdoodle dough.  I have too much food in this house.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ puts steak sauce on everything. Even wifey's mac and cheese. 

I don't know why, I just like it. I get dirty looks every time I do it.

"I worked hard making that, and you dump steak sauce on it?" 

Yes. 

But the thing is, I don't really like A1, I like a brand they sell at the dollar tree. It tastes way better and is a little thicker. Some people like hot sauce, CJ likes steak sauce. 

Yes, CJ shops at the dollar store. Sometimes they get expensive cereals. Like recently they got flooded with Christmas themed cereal. You try feeding this house and see how long it takes you to resort to coupon clipping and dollar store deals. 

Jed doesn’t even put steak sauce on steak.  Jed is unfamiliar with any Dollar Tree brand as he doesn’t buy food at such places.

Now Jed is a little freaked out and concerned Chirp has got him talking in the third person.

CJ is glad to help. 

Do I really talk in the third person this much? 

[Shiela_M]

Year old frozen snickerdoodle cookie dough.  Had a few drinks and felt like snack, dug through the freezer looking for pizza rolls or....any thing, and found the dough two bites in I found the best buy date.  Appetite gone.

I’m drinking dark and stormys.  That has me hungry too, but not as hungry as that, and I have at least a hundred options better than raw snickerdoodle dough.  I have too much food in this house.

I have a bunch of stuff in my freezer to eat as well, but I was in no mood to cook, and I saw the dough before anything easy to microwave.  Definitely going to be checking dates on everything in there tomorrow

[Jed_]

On Friday I made pasta, the sauce came from the freezer and was dated March 2018.  I’ve gotten a lot better, was a time things might be 5 years or more old in my freezer, but I had no clue with no dates on the stuff.

I added a little more tomato sauce, and it was good.

[ChirpingGirl]

Here's a solution: Have a house full of children. Nothing ever goes out of date and there's nothing left of anything. 

[Shiela_M]

Here's a solution: Have a house full of children. Nothing ever goes out of date and there's nothing left of anything. 

No kids for me thank you.  I'll eat year old food the rest of my life.  Some of us are better without them, while others are strong enough for them love.

[ChirpingGirl]

Yeah, well, mine are piranha. You wouldn't think little girls could eat so much, but they do. I haven't had to put away leftovers in years. 

[Shiela_M]

[ChirpingGirl]

Pretty much. 

Except I demand perfect oral hygiene from my children. 

[Shiela_M]

Pretty much. 

Except I demand perfect oral hygiene from my children. 

Wanna adopt a 35 year old daughter?  Could have used a mom like you love

[ChirpingGirl]

Pretty much. 

Except I demand perfect oral hygiene from my children. 

Wanna adopt a 35 year old daughter?  Could have used a mom like you love

Maybe for one night. 

[Jed_]

Pretty much. 

Except I demand perfect oral hygiene from my children. 

Wanna adopt a 35 year old daughter?  Could have used a mom like you love

Maybe for one night. 

Momma Chirp is known for her tongue lashings.

[ChirpingGirl]

 

[Shiela_M]

My pen.  Writing updates on charts and I dropped my pen while changing pages.  Picked up and tried finishing my task, to prevent dropping it again I didnt think and put it in my mouth... apparently somebody had an accident there and it wasn't properly cleaned.  The only thing I'm eating the test of the day is scope and Colgate 

[_priapism]

My pen.  Writing updates on charts and I dropped my pen while changing pages.  Picked up and tried finishing my task, to prevent dropping it again I didnt think and put it in my mouth... apparently somebody had an accident there and it wasn't properly cleaned.  The only thing I'm eating the test of the day is scope and Colgate 

That is absolutely disgusting.  I join you in retching.

[Jed_]

Next time you want to put something cylindrical in your mouth . . . . .

[_priapism]

When Bobby Flay makes you horny.

[Shiela_M]

Next time you want to put something cylindrical in your mouth . . . . .

Only if you promise that it won't leave another bad taste in my mouth