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wayne3218

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Reply #1020 on: September 05, 2018, 10:46:27 PM
My fingers... I needed to throw up because I was feeling sick in the stomach.


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Reply #1021 on: September 06, 2018, 05:14:05 AM
Quote from: wayne3218 on September 05, 2018, 10:46:27 PM
My fingers... I needed to throw up because I was feeling sick in the stomach.
try drinking warm salt water. Always works for me.

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Reply #1022 on: September 06, 2018, 01:06:36 PM
A giant (relative to the smaller sized ones that come in a roll) Lifesavers Pep-O-MintTM

Also the most frequent thing I put in my mouth, 8 or 10 times a day. Sucking on one right now as a matter of fact.

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Reply #1023 on: September 06, 2018, 05:05:01 PM
My assistant arrived late this morning because of a doctors appointment.   On the way in to the office she stopped at a bakery and purchased an assortment of different things.   Me being her favorite, I got first pick.  I chose the cheese danish.   I cut it in half to save some for later.   Going over some documents with her, I ate the half I kept out.   OMG it was so good.   I had to have the rest, and ate that too.   I have a new favorite treat.   No lunch after that though.   I don't even want to know the calorie count.

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Reply #1024 on: September 06, 2018, 10:27:12 PM
Jules, you ate only a half. And at different times so one half of one half for each serving.

Glad to be of assistance!
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Reply #1025 on: October 24, 2018, 01:59:00 AM
Homemade spaghetti, that I made. Well, wifey made the spaghetti and the sauce, but I cooked it all. And I made the garlic bread. CJ still loves hearing the kids sound like piglets.  ;D

And I had to wipe the 6's wittle nose because she licked her plate.  :D


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Reply #1026 on: January 15, 2019, 03:34:53 AM
Whopper with cheese.  Not proud of it, but in a carload of teens, and that’s what they wanted.  Surprisingly good.


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Reply #1027 on: January 15, 2019, 04:06:43 AM
Since just after Christmas, I’ve been eating the heck out of halos (oranges).  It started while driving to my brother’s pulling my trailer in a nerve wracking blinding rain storm.  I didn’t want to stop to eat, so my Peruvian was peeling halos for us, feeding slices to me while I focused on the road.  It was one of those loving moments that’s staying with me.  Each time I eat a halo like I did a little while ago, I imagine it’s my Peruvian feeding it to me with her tiny fingers.

Today is sort of a dual anniversary for us, engaged exactly 3 months and exactly 6 months since we first . . . . um. . . well um, she stayed over.


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Reply #1028 on: January 15, 2019, 04:41:06 AM
A whole bag of Hershey's chocolate chips.



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Reply #1029 on: January 15, 2019, 12:34:15 PM

CJ's gonna hate me for doing the math, but that's 1,540 calories.

(70 calories per tablespoon, 2 tablespoons per ounce)

There is good news though... NO sodium.  ;D

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Reply #1030 on: January 15, 2019, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 15, 2019, 04:41:06 AM
A whole bag of Hershey's chocolate chips.





I hope you took them out of the bag first... :roll:

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Reply #1031 on: January 15, 2019, 02:25:32 PM
A 6mm HSS drill-bit...



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Reply #1032 on: January 15, 2019, 05:13:55 PM
Quote from: Remington555 on January 15, 2019, 12:34:15 PM

CJ's gonna hate me for doing the math, but that's 1,540 calories.

(70 calories per tablespoon, 2 tablespoons per ounce)

There is good news though... NO sodium.  ;D

Remmy



I worked it off last night.  ;D

Quote from: vinney on January 15, 2019, 01:14:06 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 15, 2019, 04:41:06 AM
A whole bag of Hershey's chocolate chips.





I hope you took them out of the bag first... :roll:

Nope, I just dumped them in mouth out of the bag.  ;D


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Reply #1033 on: January 15, 2019, 05:20:02 PM
Yeah, I found out that these are like Thin Mints:



Serving Size:  1 sleeve.

Servings per Container:  2

If you open them, there is absolutely no option but to eat all of them.  Then hide the rest before you open those too.

Weissellas, there's enough German immigrants 'round here that the Sam's Club has 2x6 packs together, and the other pack is just sitting there, laughing at me...
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Reply #1034 on: January 16, 2019, 12:40:16 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on January 15, 2019, 02:25:32 PM
A 6mm HSS drill-bit...

Why would

Isn't that rather

How could that

Is that a new

Never mind, I don't need to know. To each his own IB!  :emot_thumbsup:

Remmy



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Reply #1035 on: January 16, 2019, 03:58:46 PM
Warm, fresh pussy.  ;D

Delicious.  :D


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Reply #1036 on: January 16, 2019, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 16, 2019, 03:58:46 PM
Warm, fresh pussy.  ;D

Delicious.  :D

I hope it was warm and fresh, otherwise they have a name for those who partake of that stuff.  ;D

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Reply #1037 on: January 16, 2019, 05:29:18 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 16, 2019, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 16, 2019, 03:58:46 PM
Warm, fresh pussy.  ;D

Delicious.  :D

I hope it was warm and fresh, otherwise they have a name for those who partake of that stuff.  ;D

Pussy past the “sell by” date is called blue cheese.   :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1038 on: January 16, 2019, 05:35:21 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on January 16, 2019, 04:12:45 PM
I hope it was warm and fresh, otherwise they have a name for those who partake of that stuff.  ;D

Quote from: ToeinH20 on January 16, 2019, 05:29:18 PM
Pussy past the “sell by” date is called blue cheese.   :emot_laughing:

Really, boys?

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Reply #1039 on: January 16, 2019, 06:21:55 PM
Yes, we're naughty.

What does an 80 year old pussy taste like?








Depends. :facepalm:

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