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Offline vinney

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Reply #420 on: February 07, 2017, 12:04:15 AM
Two ginger nuts... and get that mind of yours out of the gutter... two ginger nut biscuits I mean...

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #421 on: February 08, 2017, 09:27:18 PM
Veggie Pizza


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Reply #422 on: February 08, 2017, 09:30:35 PM
Quote from: vinney on February 07, 2017, 12:04:15 AM
Two ginger nuts... and get that mind of yours out of the gutter... two ginger nut biscuits I mean...

Sure Vinny.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #423 on: February 08, 2017, 09:46:00 PM
Hey Kat.........
If you need to borrow my "Nut Cracker" I certainly can spare it for the short time you will need it to crack Vinney's ginger nuts (what the hell are they anyway).
 :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


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Reply #424 on: February 08, 2017, 09:55:38 PM
No thank you.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #425 on: February 08, 2017, 09:57:11 PM
 :emot_laughing:

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Liz


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Reply #426 on: February 08, 2017, 10:31:52 PM
You don't need nutcrackers... just some good teeth will do the trick... they're like Liz's butt and need biting... hard... :emot_laughing:

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #427 on: February 08, 2017, 10:57:37 PM
"Oh Be Still My Beating Heart"................. :emot_laughing:
Can I use a hammer...??

Love,
Liz


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Reply #428 on: February 08, 2017, 11:00:07 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 08, 2017, 10:57:37 PM
"Oh Be Still My Beating Heart"................. :emot_laughing:
Can I use a hammer...??

Love,
Liz


No.  :facepalm:


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Reply #429 on: February 08, 2017, 11:52:33 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 08, 2017, 10:57:37 PM
"Oh Be Still My Beating Heart"................. :emot_laughing:
Can I use a hammer...??

Love,
Liz


Go For It!!



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Reply #430 on: February 08, 2017, 11:57:59 PM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on February 08, 2017, 11:52:33 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 08, 2017, 10:57:37 PM
"Oh Be Still My Beating Heart"................. :emot_laughing:
Can I use a hammer...??

Love,
Liz


Go For It!!



Oh balls... that's gonna hurt...

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Reply #431 on: February 09, 2017, 12:20:14 AM
 :o


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Reply #432 on: February 09, 2017, 10:43:24 PM
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #433 on: February 09, 2017, 11:31:09 PM
Shrimp salad with trisquits


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Reply #434 on: February 10, 2017, 02:59:03 AM
Grilled Chicken Salad


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Reply #435 on: February 10, 2017, 03:04:37 AM
A huge steak and a ton of french fries.

I'm kidding, I'm not allowed to have that.  :facepalm:

I'm so hungry.  :-[


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Reply #436 on: February 10, 2017, 03:41:56 PM
Nothing.......
The damn flu has made very sure of that..........!!!!

Love,
Liz


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Reply #437 on: February 10, 2017, 08:27:32 PM
Poor Lizzy.  :-*

I had a veggie burger for lunch wrapped in lettuce.


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Reply #438 on: February 10, 2017, 08:44:57 PM
Mom....is being mean, she calls this afternoon and invites me over for dinner.
She's making "Spiced Orange Chicken".......WTH is with that..??
I can barely keep a glass of water down and she invites me to dinner.......
GGGGRRRRrrrrrrrrrr..............
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #439 on: February 11, 2017, 03:15:01 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on February 10, 2017, 08:44:57 PM
Mom....is being mean, she calls this afternoon and invites me over for dinner.
She's making "Spiced Orange Chicken".......WTH is with that..??
I can barely keep a glass of water down and she invites me to dinner.......
GGGGRRRRrrrrrrrrrr..............
 ;D

Love,
Liz


I'm sure mom meant well.  Hope you're feeling better, Liz.

Had a banana for breakfast after my morning run..........although I'm really craving bacon,lol!


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