My wife perma-banned me from McDonald's not only because of my health problem, but because of the absolutely horrific shit they call food. They have like 15 ingredients for fries. My wife, the professional chef
, will tell you fries should only be potatoes, salt and oil . But they put all manner of chemical waste into them. She makes the most amazing french fries the kids just inhale.
Oh, and if you eat enough of their shit it can allegedly make you impotent. Think about that, boys. Your peener ain't gonna work right eatin' them "chicken" nuggets.
Fuck, now I want her to make us some fries.