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What was the last thing you put in your mouth?

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Reply #1880 on: December 26, 2024, 08:09:10 PM
Chop up some kale, dice broccolli, green onions and mushrooms. Add some (pre-cooked) ground beef and nuke this combo for 90 seconds, set aside. Dice up a roma tomato. Add two cups of steamed rice to the combo, stir. Add the roma tomato, stir. Top with a small can of tomato sauce, stir and serve.   



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Reply #1881 on: December 26, 2024, 09:28:30 PM
Now that my work day is done, I went on an epic quest.

To find the seasonal mythic and legendary elixir that is delicious regular or spiked with a liquor.

The tonic is said to bring a smile to people young and old.

I have searched online for local stores for it.

I located a place, a mart that does not indeed sell walls.

Two gallons of it will suffice, as I clicked pickup, despite this mart on the opposite side of town.

Lo, my friends, I have found the elusive Nog of Egg! What creatures eggs are used in this potion I care not, but for its smooth texture with the explosions of flavor in my mouth.

So as I sign the last papers, and prepare to leave, I am content.

This morning I stopped at a fuel depot, and found they had one small flask of it, the last one.

I saved it until the stacks of papers were vanquished.

The cool creamy taste was well worth the struggle of words and papers!

(Long story short, Eggnog was the last thing I put in my mouth)

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Reply #1882 on: December 26, 2024, 09:43:39 PM
Now that my work day is done, I went on an epic quest.

To find the seasonal mythic and legendary elixir that is delicious regular or spiked with a liquor.

The tonic is said to bring a smile to people young and old.

I have searched online for local stores for it.

I located a place, a mart that does not indeed sell walls.

Two gallons of it will suffice, as I clicked pickup, despite this mart on the opposite side of town.

Lo, my friends, I have found the elusive Nog of Egg! What creatures eggs are used in this potion I care not, but for its smooth texture with the explosions of flavor in my mouth.

So as I sign the last papers, and prepare to leave, I am content.

This morning I stopped at a fuel depot, and found they had one small flask of it, the last one.

I saved it until the stacks of papers were vanquished.

The cool creamy taste was well worth the struggle of words and papers!

(Long story short, Eggnog was the last thing I put in my mouth)

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