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Reply #1360 on: June 20, 2020, 05:24:30 PM

Home made fruit cake.


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Reply #1361 on: June 21, 2020, 02:50:14 AM
Homemade pizza and ice cold water.  :D



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Reply #1362 on: June 21, 2020, 03:23:56 AM

Jellybeans   I found some Easter candy I didn't put in the kids baskets.  I'm hiding it from them though.   It's all mine now.



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Reply #1363 on: June 21, 2020, 03:28:00 AM

Jellybeans   I found some Easter candy I didn't put in the kids baskets.  I'm hiding it from them though.   It's all mine now.




Try hiding anything you can eat in my house and see how long it takes one of the piranha to sniff it out and devour it.  :roll:



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Reply #1364 on: June 21, 2020, 03:34:30 AM

Jellybeans   I found some Easter candy I didn't put in the kids baskets.  I'm hiding it from them though.   It's all mine now.




Try hiding anything you can eat in my house and see how long it takes one of the piranha to sniff it out and devour it.  :roll:

I still have girl scout cookies from January.   Hidden in the freezer.  Mine.  All mine.


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Reply #1365 on: June 21, 2020, 04:22:42 AM

Jellybeans   I found some Easter candy I didn't put in the kids baskets.  I'm hiding it from them though.   It's all mine now.




Try hiding anything you can eat in my house and see how long it takes one of the piranha to sniff it out and devour it.  :roll:

I still have girl scout cookies from January.   Hidden in the freezer.  Mine.  All mine.



I have girl scouts in this house and those cookies last about as long as anything else does.  :roll:

There was a full tub of french vanilla ice cream, for dessert tonight it was scooped out so fast by the kids it didn't have time to melt.  :roll: I'm not kidding, it was still cold to the touch inside it, it was gone that fast.  :facepalm: And then the strawberry syrup vanished in seconds.  :roll:



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Reply #1366 on: June 21, 2020, 01:06:38 PM

Taco salad. And then some peanut M&MsTM.



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Reply #1368 on: June 21, 2020, 11:41:35 PM
This is Maryland.





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Reply #1369 on: June 22, 2020, 01:41:13 AM
I can’t compete with that Jed, but I tried...




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Reply #1370 on: July 15, 2020, 12:17:57 AM
We dined on a delicious Italian Sausage Lasagna tonight. I found the easiest recipe and decided to share my little secret.

First, select an appetizing looking box of Lasagna in the frozen food aisle at the grocery.  The picture on the box is your best guide to quality.

Next, take purchase home and age to perfection in the freezer. After enough time has passed, knock off the accumulated frost from the box.

Remove tray from box, read instructions and pop in the microwave.

At the sound of the "ding", remove from microwave. Let set for a few minutes then serve and enjoy.

Here's a recipe Jed won't find in any of his fancy books.

Thanks for letting me share.

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Reply #1371 on: July 15, 2020, 12:42:32 AM

We dined on a delicious Italian Sausage Lasagna tonight. I found the easiest recipe and decided to share my little secret.


Or preheat the oven to 375° degrees. Remove plastic wrap and foil from baking dish and replace foil. Place dish on a rimmed baking sheet and bake for 1 hour if thawed, 1 1/2 hours if frozen. Remove foil and continue baking until lasagna is bubbling and cheese is browned.



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Reply #1372 on: July 15, 2020, 01:08:42 AM
Good alternative Toe...in winter. Too hot and humid for the oven now. :D

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Reply #1373 on: July 15, 2020, 02:01:57 AM
Good alternative Toe...in winter. Too hot and humid for the oven now. :D

With my kids, etc., I always buy the big lasagna that won’t fit in the microwave.  Plus I have this funny aversion to microwaved foods.  They tasty “rubbery“ to me.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that...




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Reply #1374 on: July 15, 2020, 03:05:55 PM
I can’t cook rice.  I’m not alone in that in this house, but I keep quiet about it.  It should be cooked through yet a little al dente.  Instead, it’s mush.  Doesn’t matter who makes it or how, mush.

I don’t think I can stomach another dinner of chicken breast cooked at a rolling boil to maximize that scum that floats on top, boiled until it gets dry and tough.  Then served in chunks with mushy rice supplemented with a handful of frozen mixed vegetables.

I tell her it’s good.  It’s edible only because I add hot sauce to mine and wash it down with Côtes du Rhône.

I saw the doctor yesterday, and my bandage from ankle surgery was removed.  Even before that was done, I knew it was very swollen from the tight feeling and the pain.  I got a boot now and can hold about 50% of my weight on that leg, but at least I’m no longer 100% dependent on crutches.  It’s so annoying not being able to move and take something with you unless you can grip it in your mouth while hobbling.  So I spent most of the time in an office chair in the kitchen using it like a makeshift wheelchair to retrieve things from the fridge and such.

But I’m getting close to being able to stand in the kitchen and get back to cooking.  Don’t get me wrong, she’s doing good most meals even if getting a bit testy at following my directions.  That, and she makes great ceviche which we had Saturday.

We’ll have veggie cheeseburgers tonight.  Despite being a carnivore, I like some of those.  Probably have the ones made mostly of chickpeas, but I have the spicy black bean patties too.  I might take a stab at fresh cut fries, although she’ll probably need to help.  The big bonus is I got my first tomatoes from the deck, lettuce, tomato, red onion, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise.



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Reply #1375 on: July 15, 2020, 03:15:44 PM

I don’t think I can stomach another dinner of chicken breast cooked at a rolling boil to maximize that scum that floats on top, boiled until it gets dry and tough.  Then served in chunks with mushy rice supplemented with a handful of frozen mixed vegetables.


My ex made the same dish at least three times a week:  chicken breasts baked until there was not a hint of moisture left in it, steamed broccoli, and rice.  No butter, sauce, or seasoning allowed.  Why you ask?  She thought this was a “healthy alternative” to all that “French crap” I am fond of making.

I make a delicious pan seared roasted chicken.  Very tender and juicy. But I will probably never eat a chicken breast again voluntarily in this life.



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Reply #1376 on: July 15, 2020, 04:27:02 PM
Aint Licked Yet icecream

Strawberry banana split with chocolate drizzle

Dont have a pic but this is close enough  :emot_laughing:




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Reply #1377 on: July 15, 2020, 05:58:40 PM

We went to Dairy Queen yesterday.  First time this summer.  I usually get the Blizzard with either cookie dough or Reeses pieces.    But yesterday I got the Peanut Buster Parfait     OMFG!!   My new favorite.   I love warm chocolate syrup, I love soft serve ice cream, I love peanuts.   What's not to love?   Well, the nutritional facts, I guess.  Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have looked it up. 

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Reply #1378 on: July 15, 2020, 06:04:07 PM
I'm a salted caramel on my ice cream girl.  Usually when I go to door county and get my ice cream I get one called yankee-snickerdoodle icecream. It's vanilla, salted caramel and two giant snickerdoodle cookies.  I feel like a sow after I'm done with it, but that's why we created cheat day and give ourselves time for indulging.

I felt like changing things up and got the split.  Think that is the second one I've ever eaten in my life



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Reply #1379 on: July 15, 2020, 06:12:36 PM

We went to Dairy Queen yesterday.  First time this summer.  I usually get the Blizzard with either cookie dough or Reeses pieces.    But yesterday I got the Peanut Buster Parfait     OMFG!!   My new favorite.   I love warm chocolate syrup, I love soft serve ice cream, I love peanuts.   What's not to love?   Well, the nutritional facts, I guess.  Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have looked it up.  


I buy ice cream, 3 flavors at a time, and always eat some of all 3 in one bowl.




If I could pick one large ‘flavor’, it would have the following mix in one big tub:

Chocolate ice cream
Some sort of butter based ice cream like butter pecan
Banana ice cream
Nuts, preferably and minimally pecans
A swirl of Salted caramel
A swirl of chocolate fudge
A swirl of peanut butter
Chunks of dark chocolate
Chunks of milk chocolate peanut butter cups

Is that too much to ask?
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