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on: December 02, 2013, 10:52:47 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25180906

Amazon, the world's largest online retailer, is testing unmanned drones to deliver goods to customers, Chief Executive Jeff Bezos says.

The drones, called Octocopters, could deliver packages weighing up to 2.3kg to customers within 30 minutes of them placing the order, he said.

However, he added that it could take up to five years for the service to start.

The US Federal Aviation Administration is yet to approve the use of unmanned drones for civilian purposes.

"I know this looks like science fiction, but it's not," Mr Bezos told CBS television's 60 Minutes programme.

"We can do half-hour delivery... and we can carry objects, we think, up to five pounds (2.3kg), which covers 86% of the items that we deliver."

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From a technology point of view, we'll be ready to enter commercial operations as soon as the necessary regulations are in place”

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The service will be called Prime Air and comes as Amazon is looking to improve its efficiency to boost growth.

Amazon also posted a video on its website showing a drone picking up a package from one of its warehouses and delivering it to the doorstep of a customer's house.

However, it still has to wait for permission from US regulators.

The US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has approved the use of drones for police and government agencies, issuing about 1,400 permits over the past several years.

Civilian air space is expected to be opened up to all kinds of drones in the US by 2015 and in Europe by 2016.

Amazon said "from a technology point of view, we'll be ready to enter commercial operations as soon as the necessary regulations are in place".

The FAA was "actively working on rules for unmanned aerial vehicles", the company said, adding that it hoped the green light would be given as early as 2015.

"One day, Prime Air vehicles will be as normal as seeing mail trucks on the road today."



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Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 11:14:09 AM
Wonderful. I'm starting on training my neighbour's buzzard to snatch parcels from the air and I'm also opening a business of small net throwing cannons.  ;D






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Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 01:35:35 PM
Radar controlled ball bearing firing, compressed air, Gatling guns is what I'm betting on.

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Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 03:21:16 PM
Wonderful. I'm starting on training my neighbour's buzzard to snatch parcels from the air and I'm also opening a business of small net throwing cannons.  ;D


Glad you didn't mention training an eagle.  We don't train well.  8)

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Reply #4 on: December 02, 2013, 10:01:02 PM
Postal workers are going to go postal over this

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Reply #5 on: December 02, 2013, 10:15:50 PM
Radar controlled ball bearing firing, compressed air, Gatling guns is what I'm betting on.

I'm actually designing a multi-barrel shotgun that shoots buckshot. Same principal.



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Reply #6 on: December 02, 2013, 10:16:40 PM
Radar controlled ball bearing firing, compressed air, Gatling guns is what I'm betting on.

I'm actually designing a multi-barrel shotgun that shoots buckshot. Same principal.

And here I thought all shotguns shot buckshot?  8)



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Reply #7 on: December 02, 2013, 10:55:17 PM
Slugs, watcher, and not the crawly, slimy kind.

The compressed air Gatling is totally legal because it doesn't use gun powder.

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Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 03:30:17 AM
Slugs, watcher, and not the crawly, slimy kind.

The compressed air Gatling is totally legal because it doesn't use gun powder.

You slugged me?  What did I do?  ???  Least you don't hit hard.


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Reply #9 on: December 03, 2013, 04:30:34 AM
Punctuation is our friend. Use the punctuation, watcher.

( ... Slugs watcher ...)

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Reply #10 on: December 03, 2013, 12:08:10 PM
I enjoy bird and trap shooting.  This will just be another form of those.  Could be fun, and get to resell the payload on e-bay.



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Reply #11 on: December 03, 2013, 01:03:26 PM
And here I thought all shotguns shot buckshot?  8)

Contrary to popular belief, rifled barreled shotguns shoot a sabot slug (only). Smooth bore will shoot a rifled lead slug (pumpkin head), buck shot or bird shot. Hell you could almost put gravel down the barrel and shoot that out too.  ;D



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Reply #12 on: December 03, 2013, 03:15:29 PM
Punctuation is our friend. Use the punctuation, watcher.

( ... Slugs watcher ...)

Watcher is confused. Takes another slug from Katie. 

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Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 04:28:38 AM
So how did you like your slug of Macallum 20 year?

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Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 05:04:03 AM
Time to dust off the old paintball guns...



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Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 01:52:16 PM
Time to dust off the old paintball guns...

Paint ball gun my ass.  12ga. #4 shot aught to do the trick nicely.



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Reply #16 on: December 04, 2013, 03:11:06 PM
So how did you like your slug of Macallum 20 year?

Strange, but I am getting to like you slugging me.   8)

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Reply #17 on: December 04, 2013, 07:16:21 PM
...gently, but furiously places the slugs on watchers bare back...

Oops!!

Those are leeches! 

furiously brushes them off of watcher

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Reply #18 on: December 04, 2013, 07:18:37 PM
Question.

If watcher gives me the bird, do I run a risk of pregnancy?

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Reply #19 on: December 04, 2013, 08:01:51 PM
Question.

If watcher gives me the bird, do I run a risk of pregnancy?

It depends on where he places that bird and how you react to it...But in a nut shell yeah...I think you do run the risk of pregnancy. God what an image that puts in my brain......Fucking HOT.....I think motherhood would suit you Katie.