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gomez38555

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Reply #40 on: December 04, 2013, 08:31:05 PM

I swear, I'm never ever having cats again!!!

 

Me too. How long do cats live anyway? 

Just a little info here.
There IS more than one way to skin a cat.  There are in fact, 42 ways. Though I must warn you, with methods 8 & 37 they make a horrible noise.



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Reply #41 on: December 04, 2013, 08:40:48 PM

I swear, I'm never ever having cats again!!!

 

Me too. How long do cats live anyway? 


TOO BLOODY LONG!



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Reply #42 on: December 04, 2013, 08:43:10 PM
I only just saw your reply Bexy, thank you for your response. I wish I could just be angry, in fact I'm waiting to get angry then I can get over it. I hate having to run away but I will selling up and moving on.

I wish I could get a cat or dog but I work away a lot and just don't have the time.
And your cats aren't the best advertisement  :emot_laughing:

Getting pissed off is often one of my strategies to get over fear, I hope you can.

And no, don't get cats!! LOL



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Reply #43 on: December 04, 2013, 08:49:26 PM
My cat must be the sweetest thing in creation - she's very loving, and perches next to me all of the time when I'm using my PC or Xbox.

The only things that I find annoying are when I'm trying to sleep she insists on sitting next to my head purring very, very loudly.

She also, after using her litter box sounds like she's tunnelling to Australia - the noise she makes can keep me awake for hours.

The third and final annoying thing she does is 'talk' to the ghost of a grey cat that inhabits this building. I haven't seen it personally, but my cousin has, and a quite a few people who've stayed over had told me about feeling something lying on their bed with them. Can't say positively that it's not my cat there with them as they lie in bed though.

She often behaves quite dog-like too, fetching the mail from the front door for me and such like.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2013, 08:51:36 PM by Cats Whiskers »

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Reply #44 on: December 11, 2013, 09:32:20 PM
first- i'm sorry you're having to go through all this.
i've no experience being the victim of a burglary a;though i have read some pretty hot stories about what could happen to a girl awakened during one...

just sayin'...

kisses,

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Reply #45 on: December 12, 2013, 12:49:03 AM
first- i'm sorry you're having to go through all this.
i've no experience being the victim of a burglary a;though i have read some pretty hot stories about what could happen to a girl awakened during one...

just sayin'...

kisses,

mikki

Woo for making me smile,  and inappropriately turning me on!

Just to update people,  I unfortunately was too creeped out to stay there anymore, as ridiculous as it sounds.  My property needs a bit of work but it will be on the market asap. I have seen a new house that I have my eye on. I wwon't be getting a pet, unless anyone wishes to volunteer their services (payment in kind).



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Reply #46 on: December 12, 2013, 12:53:04 AM
I'm raising my hand......When do I start?



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Reply #47 on: December 12, 2013, 12:55:23 AM
I'm raising my hand......When do I start?

Take it you'll be head of the queue... but I'm right behind you...

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Reply #48 on: December 12, 2013, 01:04:23 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #49 on: December 12, 2013, 01:05:45 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

We're in Janus... we're in... again...  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #50 on: December 12, 2013, 01:11:14 AM
Now doesn't this seem like the most perfect scenario? Perfection I tell ya.




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Reply #51 on: December 12, 2013, 01:13:23 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

We're in Janus... we're in... again...  :emot_laughing:

vinney

Was it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)!   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #52 on: December 12, 2013, 01:33:20 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

Wait one second here!  I have experience, and not just home security.  I'll not only stop the crook, I can immobilize them so we can have some fun.




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Reply #53 on: December 12, 2013, 01:35:40 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

Wait one second here!  I have experience, and not just home security.  I'll not only stop the crook, I can immobilize them so we can have some fun.



I require your cv, please apply within



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Reply #54 on: December 12, 2013, 01:36:45 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

Wait one second here!  I have experience, and not just home security.  I'll not only stop the crook, I can immobilize them so we can have some fun.



By all means Gomez, stand watch for us. LOL



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Reply #55 on: December 12, 2013, 02:34:08 AM
i've no experience being the victim of a burglary a;though i have read some pretty hot stories about what could happen to a girl awakened during one...


Please post address and start leaving doors unlocked!  ;D

While you're waiting in vain for that apology, why don't you make yourself useful by getting on your knees and opening your mouth


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Reply #56 on: December 12, 2013, 11:21:28 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

We're in Janus... we're in... again...  :emot_laughing:

vinney

Was it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)!   :emot_laughing:

What you doing with that cucumber Janus... your eyes are squinting... your breathing fast... the grin more a grimace... and Janus buddy... that is not how you peel a cucumber...

Keep watching Gomez... watch and learn...!   ;D

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Reply #57 on: December 12, 2013, 11:49:31 AM
It always comes down to the three of us...You're both hired  :emot_laughing:

We're in Janus... we're in... again...  :emot_laughing:

vinney

Was it you two who broke in, bastards, I did wonder where all my underwear had gone and ny fruit and vegetables (janus?)!   :emot_laughing:

What you doing with that cucumber Janus... your eyes are squinting... your breathing fast... the grin more a grimace... and Janus buddy... that is not how you peel a cucumber...

Keep watching Gomez... watch and learn...!   ;D

vinney

Don't think Janus could teach me much, I have 10 years more perving experience than he does.  And my favorite meal does not involve cucumbers.  :aol_cunniling:

Add to that my ability to neutralize a threat with one hand, while making Lippy smile with the other.

Lippy dear about that "apply within".  Just where would you like this application?
« Last Edit: December 12, 2013, 05:50:54 PM by gomez38555 »



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Reply #58 on: December 12, 2013, 05:50:24 PM
I just read through this whole thread, iand i'm surprised no one realized Lippy was calling Janus a dog early on... ;-)

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Reply #59 on: December 12, 2013, 06:29:12 PM
Woof...... :emot_laughing:

She can call me anything she wants. Preferable Oh God Oh God Oh God....Over and over.   ;D