WHO ARE YOU....WHO WHO ???

[TinyDancer]

Ewwwwwwwww.....just did, not for me thank you very much.  (you're so bad)   

[Well Behaved Lady]

Ok, phtlc, now that REALLY grossed me out.

Me too Katiebee, here's some eye bleach to erase that image.  *hands Katie the eye bleach*  

Well Behaved since joining the board I have had to google lots of things, especially all the abbreviations relating to sexual practices and such....I am probably the most vanilla person on the board.

I wonder have you Googled munting 

Dear Jesus...

Another one bites the dust 
GB I can help you out with counselling, call my office to make an appointment 

[Well Behaved Lady]

Ewwwwwwwww.....just did, not for me thank you very much.  (you're so bad)   

I believe it's very underground  

[Bexy]

You know, Adrian Paul keeps taking my pics and putting his name on them, and that is why they show up on the reverse image search...  don't take me too seriously. LoL.

I have only shared my image like 3 times with anyone on a board like this. On dating sites, I leave the male silhouette, which means I have to rely on verse for charm, LoL.

I had to Google Adrian Paul 

Adrian Paul was smokin' hot as Duncan McLeod in Highlander. One of my favourite shows when I was 16. It was a Canadian/French production, so I don't know if it ever made it to the US.

[Janus]

I am probably the most vanilla person on the board.

I'm pretty sure that Bexy would take that honor.

[GEMINIGUY]

Oh, yeah, Highlander: The Series aired in the States. I remember watching it, though Highlander: The Raven had that hot female lead, yum...

[Lostforkate]

(ok, a highlander thread drift)

OMG Bexy, you making me feel old...

[/quote] From Bexy
Adrian Paul was smokin' hot as Duncan McLeod in Highlander. One of my favourite shows when I was 16. It was a Canadian/French production, so I don't know if it ever made it to the US.
[/quote]

We named a dog Duncan in our house...

one year for Halloween, I mascara'd my blond eyebrows, and darkened my hair, black shirt, and a sword, LoL, many were impressed. I had a union job then and had time for gym... ijs

there are was sex appeal to the show without being over the top...  it is among my favorite series ever

some fans of the show may enjoy the link below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMr8aUQRE6Y

fyi, Alexandra vandernoot was the female lead in the early part of the series.



Roger Daltrey had a recurring role

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJUVvq_hZ0E

which ties us all back to the thread now with the video below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4

[Fish]

[Bexy]

http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2010/10/a-...t-poseurs/

 A field guide to internet posers..


Beyond the Nigerian princes, lonely Russian maidens and undercover FBI agents lies a whole world of lesser-known Internet fakers and poseurs. Leaving behind their uninteresting lives as Wal-mart greeters and unemployed fanfic writers, these people turn to the Internet as an everlasting source of love, acceptance and admiration. Such as…

1. The Mall Ninja
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Otherwise known as the military poseur or phony soldier, this guy will endlessly talk up his toughness and experience in the battlefield, when in fact his only real experience in the ‘field’ involves the one he panted his way through while on the losing side of a woodland Airsoft battle. The mall ninja either brags outright about his heroism, or drops hints that he thinks make him sound like a more hardcore version of that guy from Taken. Unfortunately for him, his lack of either research skills or restraint makes it obvious to anyone with a clue that he is really just a lonely dude who owns way too much camo gear.

Usually, his stories include military experience, but the mall ninja is far too hardcore to admit that his job involved fixing lame trucks or flying boring planes. Instead, he will claim that he was a Navy SEAL who was in hand-to-hand combat with Osama bin Laden. A typical story told on an internet forum might go like this:

So then my sergeant told me to run after the cars with the terrorists in them and I was like “Yes, sir!” and I totally sprayed the place with my M16. I must have fired off like a thousand f**king rounds. Two of the cars f**king exploded. Then I noticed I had shot a hole in the fuel tank and fuel was leaking all over the ground. I fired off a bullet at the closest puddle of oil and BAM! The third car EXPLODES. I just walked away without even f**king looking back.

A good rule of thumb to follow is that the more amazing combat stories someone tells on the Internet about his Special Forces days, the more likely it is that he spent his time in the military reshelving bathroom supplies in Guam.

Not all mall ninjas limit their experience to the military, though. Some simply project the idea of living in a dangerous parallel universe where everyone in the world is out to kill them, but where luckily they also have the strength and powers of Batman. For example:

So last night I was doing the closing shift at Quiznos when this guy comes in with a pair of nunchucks and starts holding up the place. Of course everyone else is screaming and panicking. So I jumped up and did a flying roundhouse kick right over the f**king counter into his face. Then I pulled out my Desert Eagle that I keep as my backup work gun (the bigger ones I keep at home) and totally pinned the guy and fired a warning shot over his shoulder. The guy f**king pisses himself and lies there until the cops come!

Later one of his friends tried to stab me in the alley as I was walking home but luckily I had my body armor on.


2. Women Who Are Really Men
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Not shown: penis

No, not those sort of women who are really men, the ones who advertise near the back pages of that newspaper you get for free on the subway. We’re talking about the type of man who pretends to be a woman online for the sake of getting attention, or in the case of games, free gifts. Operating on the popular fallacy that there are, indeed, no women on the Internet, this poseur expects that by acting girly and coquettish he can finally get someone to notice him.

The main danger signs for this kind of poseur are constant mentions that the person is, in fact, female, combined with an ultra-feminine and/or sexy username such as JessicaLove101 or HoneyBunny69. If icons or avatars are present, they must feature at least one of the following: pink, sparkles, lips, women’s shoes, a partial female face, a female anime character, or breasts.

Unfortunately, all of the above are also often used by genuine females who also happen to be attention whores. To be sure, look for the person who is behaving a lot like a stereotypical nerd would expect a young woman to act, or alternatively, the way he wishes all women would act. She will probably have stereotypically male interests, and talk constantly about how much she loves and thinks about sex. Whether or not this interest extends to actual cybering depends on how desperate the poseur is to get more WoW gold. The fact that they even mention WoW is a huge red flag.


3. Closeted Fatties
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You may be familiar with the concept of Secret Internet Fatties, or people who use cropped or distorted pictures of themselves on social networking sites to hide their true overweight status. But this closeted fat person goes way beyond a simple picture or two. Rather than just trying to hide their weight, they constantly feed on their bitterness about their size in order to tell the whole Internet about how much they hate fat people.

This type of poseur is most often found on sites containing celebrity pictures, where he or she will react with both horror and derision about the latest starlet who has increased in weight up to a size four. They will then waddle to the kitchen to sob helplessly into a bucket of fried chicken.

Although making snarky comments about others’ weight is often seen as a female habit, male variations of this poseur are quite common. These can often be found talking about the fact that the starlet is no longer attractive to them now that her ribs are no longer visible, and describing how they would throw her out of bed in the highly likely situation that she tried to sleep with them. Not mentioned is the fact that she probably wouldn’t fit in the bed anyway, thanks to all the fat rolls and Fleshlights.


4. People Who Totally Have Girlfriends
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This is the slightly more adult version of the nerdy guy at your school with the girlfriend in Canada. The big tragedy of this kind of poseur is that they don’t quite grasp the fact that most people who are genuinely having a lot of sex with another human being do not feel the need to brag about it, any more than they feel the need to brag about having dinner last night.

The guy who totally has a girlfriend has many variants. Sometimes he will come to a forum asking for sex advice, which often consists of twelve paragraphs detailing his sexual experience, followed by a bland question hurriedly added on the end. Other times he will not even be that subtle, and just inject random stories about his sexual prowess when others are trying to have a conversation. When the mean age of users at the Internet location in question is above 16, he is almost inevitably greeted with mockery and disdain.

Another common variation is the ‘my boyfriend is famous’ phenomenon, in which an internet user will casually let drop that he or she is involved with whatever well-known actor, musician or other celebrity is being discussed in that particular corner of the Internet. It doesn’t matter if the celebrity in question is already in a relationship, or even if they’re fictional; contrary evidence can be explained away using a complex web of denial, self-deception, and good ol’ psychosis.


5. The Undead
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Example: An Internet death and rebirth

No, not vampires, although there’s plenty of vampire poseurs as well. Quite separate from those weird people who hang around forums and claim they’re allergic to sunlight and drink ‘spiritual life energy’ instead of blood, these are the guys that fake their own deaths online.

The most obvious characteristic of this poseur is often their unusually dramatic and picturesque death, which usually sounds like it came out of a Nicholas Sparks movie. Nobody faking their own death ever just gets hit by a car, or breaks their neck tripping over that little rug that goes around the toilet.

Their death is most often reported by a ‘family member’ or ‘friend’, who inevitably writes a in a style a lot like that of the dead person, including the same spelling and grammar mistakes. The undead poseur can then sit back and watch the love and mourning pour in. All the advantages of being at your own funeral, without the icky death part!

Luckily, the fact that these people never come up with normal causes for their deaths means that they can be quite easily investigated and the truth uncovered. Simply look at local news reports and see if anyone in their area really did die of tuberculosis in her boyfriend’s arms, or pass away from rare brain cancer while coughing dramatically and whispering words of wisdom to their best friend. If not, chances are you’ve got a poseur on your hands.

A less drastic version of this poseur exists, who rather than dying will claim that he or she has been the victim of a horrible event. This means that they can reappear with their story after the traumatic incident in order to claim their fill of sympathy, love and maybe even donations. This type is fortunately also not that hard to distinguish from real victims of misfortune, since they usually lack the ability to stop at just one incident. If your online friend has been beaten and robbed by muggers, diagnosed with cancer, stalked, sexually assaulted and attacked by coyotes all in the space of twelve months, you can start to get suspicious.

[phtlc]

Ok, phtlc, now that REALLY grossed me out.

Oh come on, admit it....you were a bit turned on by that.

[Elizabeth]

Psstt, Hey Bexy.....
That was pretty good.
What about "werewolfs" you forgot about them.
 
Sorry, when you started about Vampires and UnDead and Zombies, I could not help but think of werewolfs.
 

Love,
Liz
 

[Bexy]

Psstt, Hey Bexy.....
That was pretty good.
What about "werewolfs" you forgot about them.
 
Sorry, when you started about Vampires and UnDead and Zombies, I could not help but think of werewolfs.
 

Love,
Liz
 

Did you notice I am not the author of the piece I posted?

[SilentRomeo87]

I don't really hide who I am, though I may not make it immediately apparent.  And if anyone has any questions about me, I tend to answer honestly, except for maybe the very detailed specifics.  I'm not in hiding or anything, and I do have a few fantasies about meeting some of the people here (but I doubt they are local anyway) but I don't think someone needs my exact address

[Katiebee]

Just for the record, your exact address is where?

 

[Katiebee]

I prefer Johnny Dangerously.

[Ms Cheeky]

Hmmmm... Is that like asking for the meaning of life??