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Reply #80 on: May 20, 2013, 06:35:10 AM
It jackass like that that make it difficult for God to defend any faith in Man.

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Reply #81 on: May 20, 2013, 07:15:45 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 20, 2013, 06:35:10 AM
It jackass like that that make it difficult for God to defend any faith in Man.

Best post ever? Certainly on the list. God, Katiebee, why you gotta make me want to woo you so often?

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Reply #83 on: May 20, 2013, 01:55:18 PM
Hey, that' just like the Shakers! They never had sex too.

Why did that sect die out?

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Reply #84 on: May 20, 2013, 04:59:42 PM
If they never consummate the marriage is it still valid?

What a waste... but hey, he has a potato he can screw around with...

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Reply #85 on: May 20, 2013, 05:06:16 PM
I think you are correct. If they do not consummate the marriage then they are ok for an annulment.


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Reply #86 on: May 20, 2013, 05:13:45 PM
But really, whats the point of getting married just to be friends?? I understand that there is more to it than just sex but sex is a part of a married couple


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Reply #87 on: May 20, 2013, 06:03:08 PM
"...it must be double-holy afterwards..."  :emot_laughing:

Because god hates pleasure, right? That's what dying is for. Fucking idiots.

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Reply #88 on: May 20, 2013, 06:07:25 PM
I think they're just slow readers. Didn't get to that part of the Bible yet that says 'Go forth and multiply'. LOL


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Reply #89 on: May 20, 2013, 11:52:14 PM
That's too deep, even for me. One of those two must have have problems with their private parts.

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Reply #91 on: May 21, 2013, 02:08:37 AM
TY Gia! I will fix it. I got rid of the double period too.


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Reply #92 on: May 21, 2013, 01:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gia1978 on May 21, 2013, 11:58:59 AM
"That's not faith, that's insanity."

To the contrary, it is the epitome of faith.

What is ironic is that some of the same people who have derided "hope and change" have placed so much hope in this.

It's charmingly simple in it's complete and childlike faith. It's like believing everything on the Internet is true because it's on the Internet.

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Reply #93 on: May 21, 2013, 01:51:57 PM


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Reply #95 on: May 21, 2013, 03:50:19 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on May 21, 2013, 01:34:34 PM
Quote from: Gia1978 on May 21, 2013, 11:58:59 AM

"That's not faith, that's insanity."


To the contrary, it is the epitome of faith.


It is quite insane to think that barely 1/1,000 Christians even knows that the Bible isn't a direct translation. Less than half of those know that the texts selected as the canon were chosen at the Council of Nicea in 325 c.e. Most don't know that the Catholic text has four extra books that were not approved at this council, and too few know that Jesus never wrote down a fucking thing. None of his followers in real life did, either. The gospel of Matthew, the earliest written account of Jesus, dates back to almost 100 c.e. ... ... ... One hundred years after Jesus died.

Faith is fine, I have Christian friends, I just hate it when they don't know as much about their own book as I do. It has some good moments, but the majority of the book is shit.

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Reply #96 on: May 21, 2013, 04:11:57 PM
The people the gospels are named after were alive at the same time as Jesus, the same thing with the letters from Paul and other New Testament materials, but if you study the earliest copies known, they were not written by the author, they began as oral traditions.

Ever play the game 'telephone'? it illustrates the trouble with oral traditions.

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Reply #97 on: May 21, 2013, 05:25:44 PM
I won't say these oral traditions are wrong- I have no idea how accurate they are. I will say it is in human nature to add or subtract to a story every time you tell it.

Back to the thread...




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Reply #98 on: May 21, 2013, 06:22:51 PM
Quote from: forgetfulish on May 21, 2013, 04:11:57 PM
The people the gospels are named after were alive at the same time as Jesus, the same thing with the letters from Paul and other New Testament materials, but if you study the earliest copies known, they were not written by the author, they began as oral traditions.

Ever play the game 'telephone'? it illustrates the trouble with oral traditions.
Paul, who became the defacto interpreter of Christian philosophy was NOT one of the 12 apostles, and never met Christ, yet he argued with James, who had, about the message and content of Christs words. It's not for nothing that the current tradition is called Pauline Christianity.
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Reply #99 on: May 22, 2013, 12:50:42 AM
Quote from: toeinh20 on May 21, 2013, 06:47:08 PM
There are dozens of English translations to chose from. The Orthodox do not yet have a standard English translation, and use KJV and RSV since they are basically from the same set of New Testament Greek manuscripts.

There is a recent Orthodox Study Bible that include notes from the wealth of Orthodox theology, with the Old Testament a translation of the Septuagint Greek version (LXX), which the Orthodox Church has always used. NKJV is the starting point, with changes to the Old Testament when the LXX translation disagreed with the NKJV (which came from the Hebrew Masoretic text.)

The list of books (the "canon") in the Bible developed differently in the East (later Orthodox) than it did in the West (later Catholic). Protestant leaders, having received the canon of the Catholic Church, reduced the canon to suit their theology. Basically, the books of the "protocanon", the "66", are the same, with some combined here or there, some separated, some renamed.

Protestant Bibles typically do not contain a set of books called the Apocrypha, which are included in Catholic Bibles and were historically called "worthy to be read", but were not on quite the same level as the rest of the Scriptures. The Orthodox have yet a few more books in this second list, which they then call the "second canon", the "deuterocanon".

Note:  The earliest extant list of the books of the New Testament, in exactly the number and order in which we presently have them, is written by Athanasius, Bishop of Alexandria, in his Easter letter of 367, some 330+ years after the crucifixion of Christ.

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