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Reply #260 on: July 14, 2013, 04:21:41 PM
Thank you Fish and Toe, is good to start the day with a laugh.



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Reply #261 on: July 16, 2013, 07:11:07 PM





I laughed out loud (literally) at this one!

But I already woo'd you once today...






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Reply #262 on: July 16, 2013, 09:16:42 PM


Obligatory woo for posting that. But what does first page of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker Guide to Galaxy is doing in this thread? Sorry, no intentional criticism but it seems I can not make the connection. So will anybody please enlighten me?
« Last Edit: July 16, 2013, 09:18:18 PM by insatiable »

Something about something by someone important.


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Reply #263 on: July 17, 2013, 12:33:26 AM



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Reply #264 on: July 17, 2013, 04:25:30 AM
I yearn for the waning days of the 14th Century when Christendom had two Popes. It was more legit then, you had a choice.

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Reply #265 on: July 17, 2013, 07:15:01 AM

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #266 on: July 17, 2013, 01:34:12 PM
I peed a little when I read this!




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Reply #267 on: July 17, 2013, 03:30:01 PM
I congratulate Pres. Obama for being in favor of expanding the gay community, however, I think that forcing people to be gay against their natural inclinations and desires would only make them unhappy. I therefore condemn this assualt on individual freedom.  

Note: re-calibrate your sarcasm meters before reading.
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Reply #268 on: July 17, 2013, 05:00:30 PM

I yearn for the waning days of the 14th Century when Christendom had two Popes. It was more legit then, you had a choice.



Actually, three, during the time of the "other" Great Schism: Gregory XI, Urban VI, and John XXIII.

And, to the best of my knowledge, none of them looked like Kenny Loggins.





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Reply #269 on: July 18, 2013, 06:28:56 AM



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Reply #270 on: July 20, 2013, 05:38:00 PM

I just about pissed myself when this line hits "...so you can look like a ninja's ghost"

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Reply #271 on: July 20, 2013, 06:07:23 PM



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Reply #272 on: July 24, 2013, 07:21:30 AM

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #273 on: July 25, 2013, 07:30:02 AM

One of my all-time favorite Katiebee posts, and there have been a lot of fantastic Katiebee posts to choose from! Woo!

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Reply #274 on: July 31, 2013, 01:02:48 AM



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Reply #275 on: July 31, 2013, 03:13:21 AM
Not a meme - but a screenshot of a reply to an attempted meme!


Oh, and:

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Reply #278 on: August 02, 2013, 04:00:25 AM



Well, your not going to find me doing any of those things today.

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Reply #279 on: August 02, 2013, 04:16:30 AM
"Let today be you are day for change."

And quotes around text that isn't a quote isn't emphasis, it signals irony or sarcasm.

They should have just masturbated.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2013, 04:18:38 AM by Katiebee »

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