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Reply #220 on: July 01, 2013, 01:10:20 AM



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Reply #221 on: July 01, 2013, 02:50:58 AM

I'm not so much making fun of the practice or beliefs (though this would be a reasonable place to do so), as I am making fun of the uniform.

I understand that for some, believing in an invisible man who sent himself to sacrifice himself to himself to save humanity from himself is comforting (why is beyond me). Most religions don't charge for services of this nature (Catholics charge for candles now, or so I'm told), and that is fine. So is goading those who take comfort in their stories and lectures to pay them. I'm okay with others deciding to believe in those stories, as long as they don't try to shit on those who don't like such nonsense.

But beliefs are a choice. I don't think it is fair or right to ridicule someone for something they can't change, like their skin color, or sexuality, or physical handicap, or country of origin. Ridiculing someone's ridiculous ideas is mean if one does so in an area they should be comfortable being themselves (like public streets, or their church, or work), but it is okay in a place they are expected not to go if they are bound to a silly code of ethics that has them deny themselves pornography. How much of the world should we reserve for these precious little sensitive believers? For centuries, the shoe was on the other foot, and Christians shoved it up the asses of those who didn't believe in their little fairytales, so why should I bend over backwards to make an argument room on a porn site free from LOGIC?

I should really have replied to this post because I forgot a couple of points.

Most Christians I know are not "bound to a silly code of ethics that has them deny themselves pornography". Just because the Pope says it doesn't mean everyone who identifies as a Christian or even a Catholic believes it.

Your question "How much of the world should we reserve for these precious little sensitive believers?" is blatantly misleading. There is nothing being reserved for them by simply holding your tongue and not insulting their deepest beliefs. You are not losing out on anything whatsoever in that situation. The history of the Catholic Church is irrelevant. Held grudges can be used to justify all kinds of actions.

I hold my tongue on the streets. I hold my tongue in every job I've ever had, even though I've been forced to listen to their bibble-babble bullshit insulting me at work at least a hundred thousand times.

"...Lord, we just gotta try to convince the queers that Jesus will save them from all their sin and make them right, like god intended them to be before their wicked ways turned them away from his word."

I held my tongue.

"...Then your cousin is going to hell. She should pray that god would forgive her sins, and accept the lord in her life- not that false god she's been worshiping, but the real god, the one who wants her to be straight and love a man and..."

I held my tongue.

"...All the ragheads will burn in hell sooner or later, so we should just nuke them to make it quicker, and then take that fuckin' oil!"

I held my tongue.

Fuck the above morons, and fuck their retarded book. My cousin, the gay one, she still goes to church. She found a church that accepts homosexuals (why bother to listen to those stupid lies when you have a good excuse not to go?), but when she asked me to go, I didn't tell her how I feel about it.

She is literally one of my favorite three people on this planet, and I love her more than life. She believes. I don't think all Christians are stupid or mean or bad people. But the fact remains, their ideas are stupid. Not the people, but their notions on their invisible friend who loves them, but simultaneously wants them to fight a bunch of instincts in their nature which cause no harm to anyone, and follow some pointless rituals, all because the infallible God seems to need to fix all kinds of problems he supposedly also saw coming... the whole thing makes no sense, and when asked, I'll either politely tell the person their beliefs are lost on me, or say nothing.

But here, in a thread titled "The mindless anti-Christian meme thread" or 1408, the gloves are off, and the squishy logic that people bend themselves into pretzels to justify absurd fantasies like walking on water... well, they can take my criticism, or they can go somewhere else.

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Reply #222 on: July 01, 2013, 02:59:36 AM
And that earns you your daily allotment of WOO from me...



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Reply #223 on: July 01, 2013, 03:22:06 AM



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Reply #224 on: July 01, 2013, 11:52:19 AM
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Reply #225 on: July 02, 2013, 12:35:55 AM
Don't lose sight of the fact that Christians, both as individuals and institutions, have been belittling other faiths for centuries.

Often because they were a differing sect.

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Reply #226 on: July 02, 2013, 01:34:48 AM
If one lets them know here in America, one soon finds oneself out of a job, as the ignorant bastards are often the ones in charge. I've spoken out against religious hate, but I encounter the problem with faith-based thinking: my thought trumps all logic and reasoning because it involves the help of an invisible man you cannot attempt to dispel, and this invisible man can do anything.

Christians, by and large, are good people. When they are not good people, any attempt to show this to them is met with an appeal to aforementioned invisible man who justifies all their hate with a translation of a translation of a translation of some ancient moron's inability to understand the complexities of the world around him, so he made up a cute fairytale in which a loving god acts like anything but a loving god.

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Reply #227 on: July 02, 2013, 01:43:25 AM
Christians, by and large, are good people. When they are not good people, any attempt to show this to them is met with an appeal to aforementioned invisible man who justifies all their hate with a translation of a translation of a translation of some ancient moron's inability to understand the complexities of the world around him, so he made up a cute fairytale in which a loving god acts like anything but a loving god.

Exactly! I refer again to Mr Wonka:




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Reply #228 on: July 02, 2013, 04:33:10 AM
I want to add a different view. I don't deny there is truth in what you are saying.

As a "God" person, my career has been hampered because I am deemed too compassionate to the hourly employees. I provide feedback without threatening labor action, or consequences. I have managed hundreds or people over 10+ years, and have only fired two people, and one was a lazy person who happened to be a Christian, and the other for making threats on coworkers. I have not sold my soul to the company store, and it sensed by higher level management as a weakness. One thing that is good, my mangers do not swear at me as much as my peers, LoL

If one lets them know here in America, one soon finds oneself out of a job, as the ignorant bastards are often the ones in charge.
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Reply #229 on: July 02, 2013, 04:38:44 AM
i find an irony in this post, as there are many who were crosses are not christian at all, but wear them from a sense of tradition. It is fun, as I approach people, and ask them what the cross means to them, and well, it is just jewelry.

famous people who have worn crosses

Madonna
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Lohan



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Reply #230 on: July 02, 2013, 05:00:51 AM
I find an irony in this post, as there are many who were crosses are not Christian at all, but wear them from a sense of tradition. It is fun, as I approach people, and ask them what the cross means to them, and well, it is just jewelry.

Famous people who have worn crosses:

Madonna
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Lohan





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Reply #231 on: July 02, 2013, 05:23:16 AM



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Reply #232 on: July 02, 2013, 07:42:17 AM

Famous people who have worn crosses:

Madonna
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Lohan


Hilary Clinton is a Christian, and Lohan might claim it as well. Woo for the rest of your post, though being passive isn't all that Christ brought to the table in terms of morals, he also rebuked those who hoarded money. (I like Christ, and if more Christians focused on his moral lessons, I would be happier with Christianity)


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Reply #233 on: July 02, 2013, 12:09:09 PM
i think he stole that joke from Toe, as I heard it first from him. :emot_laughing:

ozzie osbourne liked to wear crosses as well

I find an irony in this post, as there are many who were crosses are not Christian at all, but wear them from a sense of tradition. It is fun, as I approach people, and ask them what the cross means to them, and well, it is just jewelry.

Famous people who have worn crosses:

Madonna
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Lohan





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Reply #234 on: July 02, 2013, 12:14:52 PM
i would woo you post, but it was less than 24 hours, you are right on, and I wish many would not hide their bigotry behind the cross


Famous people who have worn crosses:

Madonna
Hillary Clinton
Lindsay Lohan


Hilary Clinton is a Christian, and Lohan might claim it as well. Woo for the rest of your post, though being passive isn't all that Christ brought to the table in terms of morals, he also rebuked those who hoarded money. (I like Christ, and if more Christians focused on his moral lessons, I would be happier with Christianity)


WOO!
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Reply #235 on: July 02, 2013, 04:00:34 PM
When clergy get together.




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Reply #236 on: July 04, 2013, 01:07:45 AM
Hey, cut her some slack, Please!

It might have been a religious experience.

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Reply #237 on: July 04, 2013, 03:58:40 PM



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Reply #238 on: July 05, 2013, 06:38:13 PM


WOO!!!

One can have an open mind about religion and still have a sense of humor about the absurdity of religious zealotry!

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Reply #239 on: July 06, 2013, 02:08:41 AM