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Offline UmmOkay

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on: April 23, 2013, 09:35:50 PM

Let's jump down the Rabbit Hole

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Reply #1 on: April 29, 2013, 12:41:07 AM
Quote from: Grm on April 22, 2013, 11:51:33 AM
I don't think our philosophical debate  on the possible existence of a god is moved forward by the mindless anti Christian cartoons which seem to now populate this thread. i.e like the last post from Gia...

As not to denigrate the "very serious" God thread, I now present a "special" and "very non-serious" thread for we cretins who can only seemingly express our political/sociological/theist ideas and/or gripes through the photoshop "cartoon" work of others...



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Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 02:09:25 AM
Look to the current inhabitants of Palistinian, Jordan, and Iraq. Those are the physical types that inhabitant the area.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #3 on: April 29, 2013, 06:00:06 AM


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Reply #4 on: April 29, 2013, 06:14:43 AM
 :emot_laughing: Woo, Gia, I needed a laugh.

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Reply #5 on: April 29, 2013, 08:24:27 AM
OK - Fine Grm... at some point it will get ugly here and get moved back!


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Reply #6 on: April 29, 2013, 10:22:16 AM

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 03:15:35 AM
god forbid one should use one's mind in critical thought.

What was cut off at the top of this picture is the "A" this student got--100% right.

Apparently this was a test given at a private school that came to light when a parent complained about the above "science" content.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #8 on: April 30, 2013, 04:57:53 PM
Looks like someone's son or daughter will be washing cars when they grow up! Makes me smile as well, though it is more of a dejected, wistful smile...

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Reply #9 on: May 03, 2013, 01:18:50 PM

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #10 on: May 05, 2013, 11:18:35 PM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #11 on: May 06, 2013, 12:25:16 AM

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #12 on: May 08, 2013, 08:34:00 PM
Good one, Toe.

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Reply #13 on: May 08, 2013, 09:16:39 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 30, 2013, 03:15:35 AM


god forbid one should use one's mind in critical thought.

What was cut off at the top of this picture is the "A" this student got--100% right.

Apparently this was a test given at a private school that came to light when a parent complained about the above "science" content.


Sadly, Snopes agrees with you, Katiebee. <rolls eyes>  I'd hoped it was a spoof.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp

After seeing the 'A+' on their daughter's 'science test', they said that they wouldn't be enrolling their kid in THAT school again next year.

Here's the whole (uncropped) picture, click it to go full-screen:


Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #14 on: May 09, 2013, 12:17:35 AM

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #15 on: May 09, 2013, 05:21:06 AM
Quote from: UmmOkay on April 23, 2013, 09:35:50 PM


Luke 14:26 in this cute little pic was taken WAY out of context. Meaning in order to be his disciple you have to be willing to lay down your life... Not literally hate your family.

Just sayin'

Tho I will grant you it was a very poor choice of wording and it still made me laugh
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Reply #16 on: May 09, 2013, 05:44:10 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on May 09, 2013, 05:21:06 AM
Luke 14:26 in this cute little pic was taken WAY out of context. Meaning in order to be his disciple you have to be willing to lay down your life... Not literally hate your family.

So if I say "I hate someone and I want them to die", I don't really mean that. What I really mean is that I want them to be willing to die?

I spent too many years in church and Catholic school being told, "What it says in the bible does not mean *that*... it really means *this*"

Such fucking bullshit. Like the "Homosexuals should be killed" text is very specific and THE WORD OF GOD.... but the "kill a woman who is not a virgin" thing, or the "don't eat pork & shrimp" part... no... that is taken WAY out of context.



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Reply #17 on: May 09, 2013, 05:52:29 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on May 09, 2013, 05:44:10 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on May 09, 2013, 05:21:06 AM
Luke 14:26 in this cute little pic was taken WAY out of context. Meaning in order to be his disciple you have to be willing to lay down your life... Not literally hate your family.

So if I say "I hate someone and I want them to die", I don't really mean that. What I really mean is that I want them to be willing to die?

I spent too many years in church and Catholic school being told, "What it says in the bible does not mean *that*... it really means *this*"

Such fucking bullshit. Like the "Homosexuals should be killed" text is very specific and THE WORD OF GOD.... but the "kill a woman who is not a virgin" thing, or the "don't eat pork & shrimp" part... no... that is taken WAY out of context.



I did not intend to jack this thread and take away from the fun, also I am not Christian. I simply meant to bring to light that this is just one verse and in order to get the full picture one should read the surrounding verses.

As far as when you say that, that's your intent. When it comes to the bible, many things aren't able to be properly translated so they pick the word that fits best.

Of coarse this is just my opinion and I did not mean to offend anyone.


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Reply #18 on: May 09, 2013, 10:42:06 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on May 09, 2013, 05:44:10 AM
Quote from: DemonDelight on May 09, 2013, 05:21:06 AM
Luke 14:26 in this cute little pic was taken WAY out of context. Meaning in order to be his disciple you have to be willing to lay down your life... Not literally hate your family.

So if I say "I hate someone and I want them to die", I don't really mean that. What I really mean is that I want them to be willing to die?

I spent too many years in church and Catholic school being told, "What it says in the bible does not mean *that*... it really means *this*"

Such fucking bullshit. Like the "Homosexuals should be killed" text is very specific and THE WORD OF GOD.... but the "kill a woman who is not a virgin" thing, or the "don't eat pork & shrimp" part... no... that is taken WAY out of context.



The 'don't eat pork and shrimp' is actually sound advice. Both pork and shrimp suppress rather than boost the human immune system when consumed, so best not to eat them in excess. This is ancient food wisdom... Most of the rest of the Bible is well, probably just a facepalm experience if the real Jesus were to read it nowadays.


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Reply #19 on: May 09, 2013, 10:46:48 AM
Offend away! I want this thread where it belongs!


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