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Offline licksnkissez

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on: January 29, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
I don't really want to start the political fights all over again but I saw this and it got me thinking. What if we had a president who more represented the actual people of the country? Would they do a better job or no?

Can somebody re-size this for me? It's actually makes a rather interesting statement.


« Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 10:05:08 PM by coacheric »

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Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
LOL, I should have paged down before I fixed her original post


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Reply #2 on: January 29, 2013, 10:08:50 PM
Good pick Toe. I woud not mind seeing a woman in the office.


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Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 01:02:47 AM

Just kidding about Maxine but I did think about writing in her name a couple of times when I've voted. I would think that Hillary would be a good pick and thank you to Toe and Eric for re-sizing for me. I'll get the hang of it someday.

But, seriously, do you think we would elect someobody who has had a less than stellar backround? Would that person better connect with the country and make decisions that would better represent the average person?

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Reply #4 on: January 30, 2013, 01:13:20 AM
Hmmm, quite a few specific qualifications to get that vote...

Maybe we could list them out one by one, and attach some names...

Is it a problem with electing a felon who has already been deported...

And, "no clowns" ? WTF!!!

Anyone want to give it a shot?


Quote from: licksnkissez on January 29, 2013, 09:47:52 PM
I don't really want to start the political fights all over again but I saw this and it got me thinking. What if we had a president who more represented the actual people of the country? Would they do a better job or no?

Can somebody re-size this for me? It's actually makes a rather interesting statement.



Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #5 on: January 30, 2013, 01:20:18 AM
Ok, I'll toss my hat into the ring.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #6 on: January 30, 2013, 01:30:03 AM

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much,
but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.

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Reply #7 on: January 30, 2013, 02:33:00 AM
One sincere vote for George Carlin.  He might be dead, but he had more of a clue and a better grasp on the reality of the nation than anyone in our government does. Even dead he'd still do a better job than what we have in office now.  May his ghost rise and run for office!

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Reply #8 on: January 30, 2013, 03:01:18 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 30, 2013, 01:20:18 AM
Ok, I'll toss my hat into the ring.

Guess where your hat landed?  We have a ringer. 8)

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Reply #9 on: January 30, 2013, 03:36:25 AM
Yay, Snoop Lion for president. He only smokes 81 blunts a day, and would make the eed legal.

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #10 on: January 30, 2013, 04:13:09 AM
Can I at least enjoy the current one for awhile?


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Reply #11 on: February 09, 2013, 04:16:58 AM
How about Willy Wonka?

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Reply #12 on: March 05, 2013, 08:12:38 PM

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Reply #13 on: March 05, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
Vote for me for prez. You know I stand on a platform of not being all up in your grill, yo.
I would seek to put a number of people from here in my cabinet.
All oaths would somewhere contain the phrase "...and not be a dick"
During meetings and presentations, random porn would be inserted into slideshows, videos etc, just to lighten things up.
There would be monthly porn star tours of the whitehouse, where we pick our favorites, and the come and visit.
Clothing optional meetings as well, for those that are so inclined.
First thing for foreign dignitaries when they visit is to get them laid. How is that for foreign policy?
This is just the beginning.

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Reply #14 on: March 05, 2013, 08:30:07 PM
Quote from: buddyChrist on March 05, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
Vote for me for prez. You know I stand on a platform of not being all up in your grill, yo.
I would seek to put a number of people from here in my cabinet.
All oaths would somewhere contain the phrase "...and not be a dick"
During meetings and presentations, random porn would be inserted into slideshows, videos etc, just to lighten things up.
There would be monthly porn star tours of the whitehouse, where we pick our favorites, and the come and visit.
Clothing optional meetings as well, for those that are so inclined.
First thing for foreign dignitaries when they visit is to get them laid. How is that for foreign policy?
This is just the beginning.


With a platform like that, you have my vote!






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Reply #15 on: March 05, 2013, 08:49:54 PM
Stripper/exotic dancers will be mixed in with the secret service. They will go through the training, but when travelling, and things are slow... well you get the idea. Each person gets to pick this agent for themselves. Can pick between guys and gals.
Safe words will be instituted to avoid sexual harassment. Flirt all you want, but if someone gives the safe word, pull it back. You are going too far. It is about respect. Respect for limits, and also respect for dirty talk.
Every other month will have the Prez's pub crawl. This is out of your own pocket to save tax dollars. Plus, it puts money back into the economy.
Gia would get her own holiday. Others will as well, I just do not know what a theme would be for others. Gia would be in honor of the squirting 'O'. Those that can would take this day to teach those who cannot.
Ok, Watcher gets one as well. National voyeur day. Maybe make these two holidays the same day? Just tossing ideas around.

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Reply #16 on: March 05, 2013, 09:00:55 PM
I would urge all states to institute a law to curb frivolous lawsuits. If someone wants to sue someone else, each party is considered to have money in the pot. Winner of the suit takes the pot.
Same goes for nosy fucking people. Want to turn someone in for child or pet abuse, your child or pet is also in the pot. If you have a case, no problem. If not, you do not deserve to have said child or pet because you are a nosy fuck!
No more Fed.
No more income tax. (yes, this can work)
Make immigration easier. “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”
Immediate deportation of anyone here illegally. Start over, and do it right this time.
Carl Sagan's birthday to be a national holiday.

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Reply #17 on: March 06, 2013, 01:37:16 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 09, 2013, 04:16:58 AM
How about Willy Wonka?

Take a closer look - he's there already....

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Reply #19 on: March 06, 2013, 04:51:40 AM
How I feel about the 2016 election


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