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Reply #520 on: March 12, 2013, 05:07:13 AM
I didn't kiss him, but Adam Sandler sang to me  ;D



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Reply #521 on: March 12, 2013, 05:24:55 AM
Never have I ever kissed or more, anyone famous, well apart from when I was 5, I went on stage at a play (pantomime) and had a peck on the cheek by a uk soap star
I kissed a major national party nominee for Vice President of the United States on the lips, and it wasn't just a peck. Just to be clear, it wasn't Dan Quayle or Joe Lieberman; it was Pat LaMarche, a very attractive radio host and single mother from Maine who was the Green Party's nominee for VP in 2004. She was on the campaign trail and I videotaped an interview with her for a local cable TV station, then we had dinner at a friend's house. There was major flirting going on all evening, but it ended with just a semi-passionate kiss and hug before she had to go to the home where she was staying. But I have videotape of her telling the interviewer how cute I am. About the only VP nominee I could get it up for, I think, including Sarah Palin. Then again, Admiral Stockbridge was kinda hot with the dumb platinum blond schtick...

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Reply #522 on: March 12, 2013, 05:56:47 AM
Never have I ever used a safe-word (S&M thing). I passed out once, needed medical attention (well, dom thought so) once, but never said a safe-word...
This may not be what you're talking about, ish, and I definitely don't mean to be a buzzkill, just consider this a public service announcement; but if you (or anyone) start getting into S/M & B/D beyond beginner level, do not fuck around with breath play. However good it might feel, whatever rush there might be, it is dangerous and it is not worth the risk. I knew someone who got very into breath play with her boyfriend. She wound up dead. Dead. He killed himself. Dead. A friend of mine got the call from police because there was no next of kin info other than her. They were experienced, they knew lots of people who had experience and knew the risks and how to take precautions, they loved each other, they thought they knew what they were doing.  This is not a story. I was at the funeral. 

Do NOT fuck around with breath play. No level of "safe" is safe.  Sorry for the buzzkill, but this is important. Fantasy is fantasy, the real world is for keeps. Sex is not worth dying for.

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Reply #523 on: March 12, 2013, 07:11:47 AM
Never, NEVER, I say, have I listened to a more erotic rendition of 50 shades of grey read aloud, than the version by Gilbert Gottfried.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13591.msg214505#msg214505

This is a MUST listen to item!

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Reply #524 on: March 12, 2013, 07:13:14 AM
I will be sure to give it a listen....LOL



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Reply #525 on: March 12, 2013, 08:54:58 AM
This may not be what you're talking about, ish, and I definitely don't mean to be a buzzkill, just consider this a public service announcement; but if you (or anyone) start getting into S/M & B/D beyond beginner level, do not fuck around with breath play. However good it might feel, whatever rush there might be, it is dangerous and it is not worth the risk. I knew someone who got very into breath play with her boyfriend. She wound up dead. Dead. He killed himself. Dead. A friend of mine got the call from police because there was no next of kin info other than her. They were experienced, they knew lots of people who had experience and knew the risks and how to take precautions, they loved each other, they thought they knew what they were doing.  This is not a story. I was at the funeral. 

Do NOT fuck around with breath play. No level of "safe" is safe.  Sorry for the buzzkill, but this is important. Fantasy is fantasy, the real world is for keeps. Sex is not worth dying for.

I do breath play all the time. It is usually with a gas mask with a six foot hose. You can still breathe, it just forces you to breathe slowly, VERY slowly. You could pass out, but it won't kill you.

I've also occasionally had my head shoved underwater while I'm getting a hand-job, but she had a thirty-second timer, and I could easily overpower her. The trouble with breath play is when people choke each other, or tie around the neck. That shit is dangerous, but I've done it as well. No more of that, though.

Gas mask is great for those who are experienced with S&M but have never done breath play, all else is not reccommended at all, ever, no matter what, period.

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Reply #526 on: March 12, 2013, 09:46:36 AM
Yeah, it was the choking and "scarfing" that I was referring to. That is what is particularly dangerous, it seems. That's what my friend's friend was doing.  I cannot imagine what it would be like to find you have choked to death the one you love while you were trying to have fun. I'd probably hang myself, too.

I personally don't understand the appeal, but I don't get skydiving, either, which I see as quite similar. You can be very, very careful and have an experienced teacher, and the chances of anything going wrong may be very small; but if it does go wrong, you are dead. To me, no thrill is worth that sort of risk. To each his own, but I won't let anyone I care about take that kind of risk without at least hearing how I feel about it.

Okay, that's all for the week's episode of the Buzzkill Hour with Al.B., now back to your regularly scheduled sexy fun.

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Reply #527 on: March 12, 2013, 04:19:48 PM
You're fine, Alby, don't worry about it. I understand why most would not want to do that stuff, but it is fun for me.

When I was a kid, I used to lean my neck into my hands to cut off the blood flow, passing myself out. I'm lucky that didn't kill me. Way to speak up, some really need to hear it, my friend.

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Reply #528 on: March 12, 2013, 06:25:11 PM
Never had sex with two women.



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Reply #529 on: March 12, 2013, 06:26:54 PM
never had more than two at once .....



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Reply #530 on: March 12, 2013, 06:53:41 PM
I had three, but did not have sex with any of them that night (I was high as a kite on ecstasy, so too limp). I ate them all out, and one of them sucked on me, even though I couldn't get it up.

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Reply #531 on: March 12, 2013, 07:18:41 PM
3 might be a crowd lol



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Reply #532 on: March 12, 2013, 07:36:19 PM
3 might be a crowd lol

Agreed. For me is more fun to share one woman with two men.....Just sayin'..



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Reply #533 on: March 12, 2013, 07:50:47 PM
Never had sex with two women.

I did once and it was not a fun sexually satisfying experience. It would have been much better if the two girls were into each other, but satisfying one while the other was just sitting around waiting her turn was not a turn on. This is still one of my fantisies, but one that I will only live out with my wife as one of the participants. 

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Reply #534 on: March 12, 2013, 09:11:47 PM
Two of the three girls were bi, the last was just curious. I have always wanted an MMF threesome, but never got the chance.

I prefer one-on-one unless the girl would really enjoy it. I doubt I would ever want someone just waiting, but if she was a voyeur, I'd go exhibitionist for her.

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Reply #535 on: March 12, 2013, 09:20:27 PM
Never had sex with two women.

I did once and it was not a fun sexually satisfying experience. It would have been much better if the two girls were into each other, but satisfying one while the other was just sitting around waiting her turn was not a turn on. This is still one of my fantisies, but one that I will only live out with my wife as one of the participants. 

yea all involved at same time would be better , not sure i would like the waiting either



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Reply #536 on: March 12, 2013, 10:54:01 PM
Never, NEVER, I say, have I listened to a more erotic rendition of 50 shades of grey read aloud, than the version by Gilbert Gottfried.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13591.msg214505#msg214505

This is a MUST listen to item!


HAHAHAHA!!!! Woo Katie for killing me with humor!

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Reply #537 on: March 15, 2013, 07:06:42 AM
Never, NEVER, I say, have I listened to a more erotic rendition of 50 shades of grey read aloud, than the version by Gilbert Gottfried.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13591.msg214505#msg214505

This is a MUST listen to item!


HAHAHAHA!!!! Woo Katie for killing me with humor!

OMG, i saw that the other day and i was  :emot_rotf:

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Reply #538 on: March 15, 2013, 07:11:16 AM
Never, NEVER, I say, have I listened to a more erotic rendition of 50 shades of grey read aloud, than the version by Gilbert Gottfried.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=13591.msg214505#msg214505

This is a MUST listen to item!


HAHAHAHA!!!! Woo Katie for killing me with humor!

OMG, i saw that the other day and i was  :emot_rotf:

"Holy fuck is it wrong..." Lmao that was the most correct part of that video lol



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Reply #539 on: March 15, 2013, 07:16:39 AM
holy fuck is this wrong, but holy hell is this erotic!!! lol

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