HAHAHA! I've been brought home by the police four times, and taken to jail nine times.
If you meant for sex, never, but taken home with a girlfriend? Once. We were spun out on ecstasy, and a friend crashed his car with us in it. Cop was nice, realized we were just trying to get home.
I wish I could answer that differently. God, I was such an emotional wreck as a kid, after my childhood, a lot of people would be. I've been off hard drugs for ten years, and entirely sober for four. Major lasting cognitive and emotional damage. Fuck drugs.