KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

Never have I ever....

DemonDelight · 103463

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 59   Go Down

0 Members and 6 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Jem

  • Pervert
  • **
    • Posts: 62
    • Woos/Boos: +11/-0
    • Gender: Male
Reply #40 on: January 22, 2013, 06:18:24 AM
Never have I ever.... had sex on my motorbike. I have this fantasy of a gorgeous nubile young thing draping herself across my tank while I , well, fill her up with my hose, lol. 8)


Janus

  • Guest
Reply #41 on: January 22, 2013, 07:06:33 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 22, 2013, 06:06:23 AM
According to statistics you are larger than the median range in the US.

That is correct Katie......

I'm not bragging, but I have made many lovers cum using my textbook average penis. I think that a woman's orgasm begins long before the clothes come off. The way I see it, penis size, in general, is a guy's issue not a woman's issue.

Janus


Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #42 on: January 22, 2013, 07:20:10 AM
Quote from: Janus on January 22, 2013, 07:06:33 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 22, 2013, 06:06:23 AM
According to statistics you are larger than the median range in the US.

That is correct Katie......

I'm not bragging, but I have made many lovers cum using my textbook average penis. I think that a woman's orgasm begins long before the clothes come off. The way I see it, penis size, in general, is a guy's issue not a woman's issue.

Janus

I concur Janus, it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean


Offline Fish

  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,870
    • Woos/Boos: +260/-2
    • Gender: Male
  • A taste is a waste of time.
Reply #43 on: January 22, 2013, 07:41:23 AM
That's what I always assumed, but either I stink at it, or I just have bad luck. I get doubles sometimes (and one triple) with it AFTER I use my mouth, but so far, nothing unless I go down first.

I LOVE going down on girls, but I have been in situations where it wasn't the time for it, and so I want to be able to do the job with another worker, you know?

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

Offline Tech_Guy

  • Degenerate
  • ***
    • Posts: 163
    • Woos/Boos: +10/-0
    • Gender: Male
Reply #44 on: January 22, 2013, 08:06:41 AM
Try really hard and fast that usually does it for most of the women I have been with. Trick is, you have to go for the clit stimulation with the hard thrusting....really pound that shit.
Don't worry, you won't break them...lol


Offline insatiable

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 2,602
    • Woos/Boos: +558/-2
    • Gender: Female
  • Insatiably Insatiable.
Reply #45 on: January 22, 2013, 08:14:07 AM
Quote from: Tech_Guy on January 22, 2013, 08:06:41 AM
Try really hard and fast that usually does it for most of the women I have been with. Trick is, you have to go for the clit stimulation with the hard thrusting....really pound that shit.
Don't worry, you won't break them...lol

Wow, just wow. And the bad advice of the days goes to.......

Something about something by someone important.

Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #46 on: January 22, 2013, 08:16:28 AM
Ummm


Offline Tech_Guy

  • Degenerate
  • ***
    • Posts: 163
    • Woos/Boos: +10/-0
    • Gender: Male
Reply #47 on: January 22, 2013, 08:36:50 AM
Really?...I have always satisfied my partners with vaginal penetration.

This technique was told to me by a FEMALE, many moons ago, when I was in college. Has never failed to do the ummm trick.


Offline Fish

  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,870
    • Woos/Boos: +260/-2
    • Gender: Male
  • A taste is a waste of time.
Reply #48 on: January 22, 2013, 08:44:17 AM
Different strokes for different folks, right? I have tried that (slow at first, use my hands on clit while going hard), but maybe I have been thinking about this all wrong.

Maybe the reason I can't get them off in that certain situation is because of the situation, and not me. If women are comfortable, they cum. Always been true, at least as far as I have seen.

I'm going to try a winning routine, but without oral, just once, just to see. This site has been giving me good ideas, hehehe.
-Forgetfulish

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #49 on: January 23, 2013, 05:14:37 PM
Rather than posting a "never have I ever, I'm gonna post something I have done.

While I was in the Navy, there were quite a few places on the ship where I... enjoyed the company of another... One of my favorite (and almost unknown) places was where the aft anchor was located. This was the station where I usually worked. One of my coworkers and I had become involved (I don't remember how that got started) he showed me this locker room where we kept all our line used for securing submarines and other ships to our ship. We go down and the line is piled pretty high and actually made a pretty good makeshift bed.

We went down there a few times to fuck. He was shorter than myself by at least 3 inches, skin like milk chocolate and his cock dramatically curved to the left and up a little....holy shit was that a great fuck! I had so many amazing orgasms with him.


TinyDancer

  • Guest
Reply #50 on: January 23, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Never have I ever, nor will I ever, cam with somebody. 


Offline Katiebee

  • Shield Maiden POY 2018
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 12,197
    • Woos/Boos: +946/-14
    • Gender: Female
  • Achieving world domination, one body at a time.
Reply #51 on: January 23, 2013, 05:50:51 PM
Lol

Only with someone I know physically, am involved with, and trust implicitly.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #52 on: January 23, 2013, 05:53:47 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on January 23, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Never have I ever, nor will I ever, cam with somebody. 

I'm with you there.

Well I guess technically I've camed before, it was a friend and I putting on a show for some military guys going over seas. We made out mostly, she took her top off and we did a lot of playing over the clothing. We mostly did that to tease the friend we were skyping with. That ended up making him a very popular guy lol


Bexy

  • Guest
Reply #53 on: January 23, 2013, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on January 23, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Never have I ever, nor will I ever, cam with somebody. 

LOL. When my husband was in Afghanistan, one of his best army buddies told him he was too scared that others might catch or hack into his camsession that he just wouldn't do that with his wife. (He's actually right) Three horny, abstinent months later, he finally caved:

Him: "Honey, can you show me your tits?"

Her: "Uh sure." (lifts her shirt and shows him her breasts)

Him: (Getting uber horny and desperate) "Oh my god...put them away! I can't handle this right now!"


Aaaand that was it. LOL





Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #54 on: January 23, 2013, 06:55:27 PM
Quote from: Bexy on January 23, 2013, 06:45:49 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on January 23, 2013, 05:44:48 PM
Never have I ever, nor will I ever, cam with somebody. 

LOL. When my husband was in Afghanistan, one of his best army buddies told him he was too scared that others might catch or hack into his camsession that he just wouldn't do that with his wife. (He's actually right) Three horny, abstinent months later, he finally caved:

Him: "Honey, can you show me your tits?"

Her: "Uh sure." (lifts her shirt and shows him her breasts)

Him: (Getting uber horny and desperate) "Oh my god...put them away! I can't handle this right now!"


Aaaand that was it. LOL





Lol that cute, really funny, but cute as well


TinyDancer

  • Guest
Reply #55 on: January 23, 2013, 06:59:42 PM
Thanks for sharing that moment Bexy.  Intimacy such as that is what makes committing to a person worthwhile.


Offline tangent69

  • Deviant
  • ****
    • Posts: 259
    • Woos/Boos: +48/-0
    • Gender: Male
Reply #56 on: January 23, 2013, 07:17:51 PM
Never have I ever -
Been given the honour of being someone's first....never been with a virgin

You only get one crack at this....be happy

joe_and_michelle

  • Guest
Reply #57 on: January 23, 2013, 07:30:02 PM
Quote from: tangent69 on January 23, 2013, 07:17:51 PM
Never have I ever -
Been given the honour of being someone's first....never been with a virgin

Ditto.   
25 years ago, it was all that was on my mind.   
After Michelle told me how horrific losing hers was, I'm kind of glad I never achieved that goal.


Offline DemonDelight

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,293
    • Woos/Boos: +208/-4
    • Gender: Female
Reply #58 on: January 23, 2013, 07:34:28 PM
Quote from: tangent69 on January 23, 2013, 07:17:51 PM
Never have I ever -
Been given the honour of being someone's first....never been with a virgin

I've been with 4 virgins. 3 of them were very special, unfortunately the 4th was while I was a stripper. Not my proudest moment


Offline Katiebee

  • Shield Maiden POY 2018
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 12,197
    • Woos/Boos: +946/-14
    • Gender: Female
  • Achieving world domination, one body at a time.
Reply #59 on: January 23, 2013, 07:36:15 PM
Virginity is highly overrated. I'm very glad that I lost my maidenhead  early at the hands of someone who cared about me and made that passage of womanhood as pleasant and trauma free as could be done.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 07:39:44 PM by Katiebee »

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 59   Go Up
« previous next »