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Offline NaughtyNicole

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Reply #900 on: February 11, 2017, 12:39:17 AM
Do you brush too?

Hummmm...........What are you asking here..??
Brush Teeth or Brush Genitals.....??

Word of advice here....If you are not shaven clean or at least down to a landing strip, Do NOT use a tooth brush that has a power rotary head......I watched a room mate go through torture with one (we ended up shaving her while the tooth brush was tangled in her hair).

Love,
Liz

I don't really know what I was asking,  still trying to figure out toothpaste on the genitals.

Ouch. That toothbrush caught in the Pubic Hair sounds painful. I have read stories about women masturbating with a powered toothbrush but never knew someone who tried it. Now I know why,lol.

Never ever have I masturbated with a toothbrush

You and thousands of others...

Never have I ever played water sports...

You mean like Water Polo or Volleyball?

Never have I ever been hang gliding but always wanted to trynit



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Reply #901 on: February 11, 2017, 12:48:15 AM
Do you brush too?

Hummmm...........What are you asking here..??
Brush Teeth or Brush Genitals.....??

Word of advice here....If you are not shaven clean or at least down to a landing strip, Do NOT use a tooth brush that has a power rotary head......I watched a room mate go through torture with one (we ended up shaving her while the tooth brush was tangled in her hair).

Love,
Liz

I don't really know what I was asking,  still trying to figure out toothpaste on the genitals.

Ouch. That toothbrush caught in the Pubic Hair sounds painful. I have read stories about women masturbating with a powered toothbrush but never knew someone who tried it. Now I know why,lol.

Never ever have I masturbated with a toothbrush

You and thousands of others...

Never have I ever played water sports...

You mean like Water Polo or Volleyball?

Never have I ever been hang gliding but always wanted to trynit

 :emot_laughing: Nope... :emot_laughing:

Never have I ever flown in a glider...

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Reply #902 on: February 11, 2017, 04:29:40 AM
Do you brush too?

Hummmm...........What are you asking here..??
Brush Teeth or Brush Genitals.....??

Word of advice here....If you are not shaven clean or at least down to a landing strip, Do NOT use a tooth brush that has a power rotary head......I watched a room mate go through torture with one (we ended up shaving her while the tooth brush was tangled in her hair).

Love,
Liz

I don't really know what I was asking,  still trying to figure out toothpaste on the genitals.

Ouch. That toothbrush caught in the Pubic Hair sounds painful. I have read stories about women masturbating with a powered toothbrush but never knew someone who tried it. Now I know why,lol.

Never ever have I masturbated with a toothbrush

You and thousands of others...

Never have I ever played water sports...

You mean like Water Polo or Volleyball?

Never have I ever been hang gliding but always wanted to trynit

 :emot_laughing: Nope... :emot_laughing:

Never have I ever flown in a glider...

Love gliders. Did two wing stand turns (one in each direction) and a tail stand stall in a Schweizer 2-33 . Had the pilot (technically I was the passenger) look over his shoulder and state "You've done this before, haven't you?"  My mom was on the ground watching all of this happen. I think she was quite happy when we got back on the ground.


Never have  I ever flown in a single engine jet aircraft. (Sat in several but never actually gone flying)

That is all.


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Reply #903 on: February 11, 2017, 02:56:17 PM
Never ever have I flown in a real small plane.  The smallest was one of those 30 or so passenger planes that fly from Florida to some of the Caribbean Islands



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Reply #904 on: February 11, 2017, 03:23:09 PM
Never have I ever not had a day I didn't remember what some people did to me when I was little.



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Reply #905 on: February 15, 2017, 05:01:12 PM
Never have I ever broken a bone in my body.

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Reply #906 on: February 15, 2017, 05:53:19 PM
Refused testicles



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Reply #907 on: February 15, 2017, 09:57:37 PM
Never ever have I eaten at Sonic..............but for some reason always wanted to, LOL



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Reply #908 on: February 16, 2017, 12:28:30 AM
Never ever have I eaten at Sonic..............but for some reason always wanted to, LOL

Just keep saying never to Sonic.   omg, so bad.

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Reply #909 on: February 16, 2017, 12:58:49 AM
...been in an Ambulance.



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Reply #910 on: February 16, 2017, 01:54:02 AM
Never have I ever liked my wife's family. How she could be related to them is fuckin' beyond me.



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Reply #911 on: February 16, 2017, 05:42:55 PM
Never have I ever liked my wife's family. How she could be related to them is fuckin' beyond me.

I feel the same way about 1/2 of my wife's family. And my wife feels the same way.



Never have I ever been anywhere in the southeast USofA.

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Reply #912 on: February 16, 2017, 10:33:43 PM
Been to Mars



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Reply #913 on: February 16, 2017, 10:56:34 PM
Been to Mars

It's cold as hell..............
(Elton John.....Rocket man)

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Reply #914 on: February 17, 2017, 01:10:52 AM
Been to Mars

I highly recommend it,lol

I have never been south of the equator



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Reply #915 on: February 17, 2017, 02:07:07 AM

I have never been south of the equator


Nicole, you call yourself a bisexual, yet you claim you've "never been south of the equator"?!?

If you need any pointers in this area, I'd be happy to provide them...   ;)

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Reply #916 on: February 17, 2017, 03:30:19 AM

I have never been south of the equator


Nicole, you call yourself a bisexual, yet you claim you've "never been south of the equator"?!?

If you need any pointers in this area, I'd be happy to provide them...   ;)

[Yes, I'm having a weird sense of deja vu right now...]






Maybe you can draw me a map.......I prefer the scenic route!



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Reply #917 on: February 17, 2017, 03:33:28 AM

I have never been south of the equator


Nicole, you call yourself a bisexual, yet you claim you've "never been south of the equator"?!?

If you need any pointers in this area, I'd be happy to provide them...   ;)

[Yes, I'm having a weird sense of deja vu right now...]



Maybe you can draw me a map.......I prefer the scenic route!



Any route is acceptable...as long as you ultimately end up at your destination...






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Reply #918 on: February 17, 2017, 02:46:12 PM

I have never been south of the equator


Nicole, you call yourself a bisexual, yet you claim you've "never been south of the equator"?!?

If you need any pointers in this area, I'd be happy to provide them...   ;)

[Yes, I'm having a weird sense of deja vu right now...]



Maybe you can draw me a map.......I prefer the scenic route!



Any route is acceptable...as long as you ultimately end up at your destination...






Destination?  You mean like Australia?  As long as I am Down Under can I go to the Outback too?



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Reply #919 on: February 17, 2017, 03:08:41 PM
I think I'll just bite my tongue here................. ;D
You two beautiful ladies just about have this thread all wrapped up.

Love,
Liz