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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #840 on: January 18, 2017, 06:15:29 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 18, 2017, 03:21:10 PM
Okay, that was a little much.    Let me bring it down a notch or two.



Never have I ever gone fly fishing.       But I will someday.

I love fly fishing.......it's fun.

No "Fish" we are not talking about you and your zipper......
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Love,
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Reply #841 on: January 18, 2017, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 18, 2017, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

So we want to take it to the parent, huh.    Alrighty then......


Never have I ever forgiven my mom for saying what she did to me when I was in my 20's, nor will I.    
We were arguing about something frivolous.   I was winning the argument and she knew it, but not one to take a loss lightly, she said, "I wish your sister had lived and you had been the one that didn't make it."
I had a twin that died two days after birth.    

It was one of the two times in my life that I slapped her.      I didn't talk to her for over a year after that.    18 years later, our relationship is still not good.  




Similarly my father once told me I was only good for about three things. But I told him the only thing he was good for was paying me for them.

I fuckin' hate him.  :roll:


My mom must have been unbelievably drunk to let him touch her. He didn't deserve to even look at her perfection let alone put anything into her.  :emot_banghead:


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Reply #842 on: January 18, 2017, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 18, 2017, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

So we want to take it to the parent, huh.    Alrighty then......


Never have I ever forgiven my mom for saying what she did to me when I was in my 20's, nor will I.    
We were arguing about something frivolous.   I was winning the argument and she knew it, but not one to take a loss lightly, she said, "I wish your sister had lived and you had been the one that didn't make it."
I had a twin that died two days after birth.    

It was one of the two times in my life that I slapped her.      I didn't talk to her for over a year after that.    18 years later, our relationship is still not good.  




Similarly my father once told me I was only good for about three things. But I told him the only thing he was good for was paying me for them.

I fuckin' hate him.  :roll:


My mom must have been unbelievably drunk to let him touch her. He didn't deserve to even look at her perfection let alone put anything into her.  :emot_banghead:


Maybe his penis is a magic rod.


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Reply #843 on: January 18, 2017, 08:03:52 PM
Quote from: Piper-Dreams on January 18, 2017, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 18, 2017, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

So we want to take it to the parent, huh.    Alrighty then......


Never have I ever forgiven my mom for saying what she did to me when I was in my 20's, nor will I.    
We were arguing about something frivolous.   I was winning the argument and she knew it, but not one to take a loss lightly, she said, "I wish your sister had lived and you had been the one that didn't make it."
I had a twin that died two days after birth.    

It was one of the two times in my life that I slapped her.      I didn't talk to her for over a year after that.    18 years later, our relationship is still not good.  




Similarly my father once told me I was only good for about three things. But I told him the only thing he was good for was paying me for them.

I fuckin' hate him.  :roll:


My mom must have been unbelievably drunk to let him touch her. He didn't deserve to even look at her perfection let alone put anything into her.  :emot_banghead:


Maybe his penis is a magic rod.

Less said about that the better.


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Reply #844 on: January 18, 2017, 08:20:11 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 08:03:52 PM
Quote from: Piper-Dreams on January 18, 2017, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 07:41:46 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on January 18, 2017, 03:19:37 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 18, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

So we want to take it to the parent, huh.    Alrighty then......


Never have I ever forgiven my mom for saying what she did to me when I was in my 20's, nor will I.    
We were arguing about something frivolous.   I was winning the argument and she knew it, but not one to take a loss lightly, she said, "I wish your sister had lived and you had been the one that didn't make it."
I had a twin that died two days after birth.    

It was one of the two times in my life that I slapped her.      I didn't talk to her for over a year after that.    18 years later, our relationship is still not good.  




Similarly my father once told me I was only good for about three things. But I told him the only thing he was good for was paying me for them.

I fuckin' hate him.  :roll:


My mom must have been unbelievably drunk to let him touch her. He didn't deserve to even look at her perfection let alone put anything into her.  :emot_banghead:


Maybe his penis is a magic rod.

Less said about that the better.


 :D


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Reply #845 on: January 18, 2017, 09:55:25 PM
Never have I ever thought any guys penis was the "Magic Rod"....................but I'm still looking!! LOL


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Reply #846 on: January 19, 2017, 12:30:57 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on January 18, 2017, 09:55:25 PM
Never have I ever thought any guys penis was the "Magic Rod"....................but I'm still looking!! LOL



Any good to you Nicole...?  ;)

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #847 on: January 19, 2017, 03:13:07 PM
Never have I ever had sex on a plane


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Reply #848 on: January 19, 2017, 07:50:50 PM
That thing with the midgets and the unicycle. And then the monkey shows up with the peanut butter. You know where you have the trampoline over a pit filled with vibrating toy dinosaurs. Right before the circus clowns with the exploding pies...

Yeah that thing. I've never done that......but I try to keep an open mind.

Straight girls eat the best pussy...

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Reply #849 on: January 19, 2017, 09:19:14 PM
LOL....No Clowns, Clowns Not Good....... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #850 on: January 19, 2017, 10:14:08 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 19, 2017, 09:19:14 PM
LOL....No Clowns, Clowns Not Good....... :emot_laughing:

Love,
Liz


I agree, Clowns are Evil!

and Ventriloquist Dummies.............so creepy!!!


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Reply #851 on: January 19, 2017, 10:17:04 PM
Quote from: vinney on January 19, 2017, 12:30:57 AM
Quote from: NaughtyNicole on January 18, 2017, 09:55:25 PM
Never have I ever thought any guys penis was the "Magic Rod"....................but I'm still looking!! LOL



Any good to you Nicole...?  ;)


Maybe.  But its not just his cock, has to know what to do with it too!!

Never ever have I had sex with an uncircumcised penis


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Reply #852 on: January 19, 2017, 11:37:51 PM
Nor have I...!!!

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #853 on: January 20, 2017, 01:44:32 AM
Enough with the dick pic every time I visit this topic.  :roll:


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Reply #854 on: January 20, 2017, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:44:32 AM
Enough with the dick pic every time I visit this topic.  :roll:

Talk about having "butthurt"....get over it.
It's not going to kill you, beside just scroll on by. (there that was easy).

Love,
Liz


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Reply #855 on: January 20, 2017, 01:55:42 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 20, 2017, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:44:32 AM
Enough with the dick pic every time I visit this topic.  :roll:

Talk about having "butthurt"....get over it.
It's not going to kill you, beside just scroll on by. (there that was easy).

Love,
Liz




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Reply #856 on: January 20, 2017, 05:31:25 AM
I have had sex with an uncircumcised penis. I didn't realize it till after we were done. It didn't feel any different, but it scared the shit out of me because it was my first time seeing and uncut one. Lol he was a handsome southern farm boy. Dear lord it was fantastic.

ANYWHO.... Never have I ever had sex on a farm...


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Reply #857 on: January 20, 2017, 06:44:05 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:55:42 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 20, 2017, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:44:32 AM
Enough with the dick pic every time I visit this topic.  :roll:

Talk about having "butthurt"....get over it.
It's not going to kill you, beside just scroll on by. (there that was easy).

Love,
Liz




LOL.....Chirp........LOL
I live on a farm, I deal with this everyday.
So, I'm not sure what you want me to say......
 ;D

Love,
Liz


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Reply #858 on: January 20, 2017, 07:06:41 PM
Just say nothing and marvel at them.


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Reply #859 on: January 20, 2017, 10:53:37 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 20, 2017, 06:44:05 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:55:42 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 20, 2017, 01:47:33 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on January 20, 2017, 01:44:32 AM
Enough with the dick pic every time I visit this topic.  :roll:

Talk about having "butthurt"....get over it.
It's not going to kill you, beside just scroll on by. (there that was easy).

Love,
Liz




LOL.....Chirp........LOL
I live on a farm, I deal with this everyday.
So, I'm not sure what you want me to say......
 ;D

Love,
Liz


I have a real funny story about one of those.  Nothing really inappropriate, just pretty funny!! LOL

I have never ever had sex in a Pick-up truck


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