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Reply #820 on: January 17, 2017, 01:31:42 AM
... a 10 girl orgy being on my sexual bucket list...

So funny you should say that - I was just thinking that being in the same room as a ten-girl orgy is on MY sexual bucket list...

Well if I am ever fortunate enough to have this experience you are welcome to watch! LOL

Can we all watch...?

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Reply #821 on: January 17, 2017, 03:08:37 AM
... a 10 girl orgy being on my sexual bucket list...

So funny you should say that - I was just thinking that being in the same room as a ten-girl orgy is on MY sexual bucket list...

Well if I am ever fortunate enough to have this experience you are welcome to watch! LOL

Can we all watch...?

Only if you bring Tequila and Beer!  And no cameras!  HAHA



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Reply #822 on: January 17, 2017, 04:11:22 AM
Never have I ever watched a Star Wars movie in its entirety.    I probably have only viewed bits of one or two of them.    I know absolutely nothing about them except for a few character names.   

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Reply #823 on: January 17, 2017, 04:16:12 AM
May Jar Jar Binks haunt you.

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Reply #824 on: January 17, 2017, 04:23:25 AM
Never have I ever watched a Star Wars movie in its entirety.    I probably have only viewed bits of one or two of them.    I know absolutely nothing about them except for a few character names.   

Lucky are you. Star wars dork am I married to.

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Reply #825 on: January 17, 2017, 04:31:33 AM
Improper grammar.

It should be "Star Wars dork, married to I am."

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Reply #826 on: January 17, 2017, 04:35:17 AM
Care I do not.

Fuck it's self star wars can.



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Reply #827 on: January 17, 2017, 04:47:27 AM
There you go! Yoda speak good, now you do.

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Reply #828 on: January 17, 2017, 04:53:12 AM



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Reply #829 on: January 17, 2017, 01:19:36 PM
To prove how little I know about Star Wars.......

Logged in.   Viewing 'unread since last visit'.   Notice this topic and recall my post.   I click the link and it brings me to the last post...... the picture of Yoda.

I thought it was ET.     Until I read down from my last post.   So this is Yoda.   So, I now know that about Star Wars.  



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Reply #830 on: January 17, 2017, 02:52:52 PM
Never have I ever watched American Idol.



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Reply #831 on: January 17, 2017, 05:45:37 PM
Never have I ever watched more Than five seconds of any "reality" television program.

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Reply #832 on: January 17, 2017, 05:54:17 PM
Never have I ever watched American Idol.

Never have I ever watched more Than five seconds of any "reality" television program.

Guilty on both counts.    The Voice (and AI) and Survivor is pretty much all.

Not that I watch The Apprentice, but we were channel surfing last night and came across the final minute of it when they're in the board room.
First of all, Arnold looks like Heat Miser.  
Second, when he pointed at Eric Dickerson ( I think)   and I was expecting him to say "You're fired", but instead said, "You're terminated!"   I almost peed laughing.   It was so stupid sounding.


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Reply #833 on: January 17, 2017, 05:59:54 PM
Never ever have I watched game of thrones.



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Reply #834 on: January 17, 2017, 07:16:15 PM
Never ever have I watched game of thrones.

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Reply #835 on: January 17, 2017, 11:37:47 PM
Never ever have I been to Hawaii.......but would love to go



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Reply #836 on: January 18, 2017, 02:06:59 AM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.



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Reply #837 on: January 18, 2017, 03:19:37 PM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

So we want to take it to the parent, huh.    Alrighty then......


Never have I ever forgiven my mom for saying what she did to me when I was in my 20's, nor will I.   
We were arguing about something frivolous.   I was winning the argument and she knew it, but not one to take a loss lightly, she said, "I wish your sister had lived and you had been the one that didn't make it."
I had a twin that died two days after birth.   

It was one of the two times in my life that I slapped her.      I didn't talk to her for over a year after that.    18 years later, our relationship is still not good.   



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Reply #838 on: January 18, 2017, 03:21:10 PM
Okay, that was a little much.    Let me bring it down a notch or two.



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Reply #839 on: January 18, 2017, 03:42:11 PM
Never have I ever given a shit about my dad.

I swear, my father was worse... but my brother was worse still.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.