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Reply #700 on: October 06, 2014, 05:47:09 AM
Never have I ever..... Shit, hang on this is harder than I anticipated....

Oh, I know, never have I ever had sex with one of my teachers/bosses/therapists (basically anyone whom it would be unethical to have relations with)




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Reply #701 on: October 06, 2014, 02:12:05 PM
I'll echo those comments...
Never have I had sex with a teacher, although there were two that I may have, ah who am kidding, there were two that were in my thoughts as I masturbated.   It was rumored that one of the teachers had posed in Playboy years before.   I never saw it.  I think it was just a school kid fantasy that got the rumor going.
And, never with a boss.



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Reply #702 on: October 06, 2014, 05:36:32 PM
The above response made me think of an experience a friend told Michelle and I about that took place about 5 years ago.

His doctor ordered a testicular ultrasound.   So, he shows up for the appointment 2 days later and is given a gown and told to strip from the waist down.   He does so and an ultrasound tech and an assistant come in the room.   He describes the tech as a plain jane, but in a pinch he'd do her.  He describe the assistant as a hottie.   He is instructed to put his feet up in stirrups, what I assume is what the ladies use at the obgyn.    The gown is still covering him and the tech explains how the procedure will be done.   She hands him a small towel and tells him to hold his penis out of the way.   As he does that, she explains she is going to apply some gel to his scrotum and tells the assistant to watch how it's done.  They pull his gown up over his knees.   He immediately began to get hard.   
BTW, Michelle and I are laughing our asses off over this storytelling.
A moment later, the tech is holding his right nut in one hand and gently rubbing the ultrasound 'reader' across it.   
The assistants beeper goes off and the tech says that she can handle it from there.   The assistant leaves.    The tech continues on the right nut as she's staring intently at the screen.   She says everything looks fine, then she presses the reader between his two nuts, separating them and is pushing it left and right and up and down.   She looks over and sees how hard he is.    She explains, nothing to be embarrassed about, it happens all the time.   
So, the tech applies a little more gel to her gloved hand and rubs it into the surface, he says it was done a lot different then the right not because this time she's massaging the nut.   He thinks she's trying to get him off.
A bit later she asks if he's okay.
He responds, "Yes, but not for much longer."
"We're almost done."
Then the reader touches the surface and she begins sliding it all around.   
A few seconds of that and he tells her she needs to stop, as his sack begins tightening up.
She was staring at the screen and turns toward him.   "Are you sure, there's nothing to be embarrassed about.   It's not the first time this has happened and surely won't be the last."
He doesn't answer her.  She took this as permission to continue and she begins rubbing the reader across both his nuts, not just the one she was examining.   He said he just closed his eyes.   About 40 seconds later he loaded the towel up.   
She handed him a second towel and said, "I'll be back in a few minutes.   Just clean yourself up and put the towels in that bin."
He said from the moment she started until she was done was about 3 minutes, that he's never cum so fast.
I'm laughing so hard at his telling of the story, that I'm almost crying.   Michelle was laughing just as hard.
He goes on to explain that later that evening at his son's soccer game, he bumps into the ultrasound tech.  She was there watching her nephew who was on the same team as his son.   



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Reply #703 on: October 06, 2014, 09:10:02 PM
I don't think I'd want to on a bus.... or a train.... Oh who am I kidding, I'm still trying to join the Mile High club lol
what is this? Green Eggs and Ham?

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Reply #704 on: October 08, 2014, 02:14:27 AM
I don't think I'd want to on a bus.... or a train.... Oh who am I kidding, I'm still trying to join the Mile High club lol
what is this? Green Eggs and Ham?

I will not do it in a car
I will not do it in a bar
I will not do it in a train
I will not do it in a plane

I will not do it doggy style
I will not do it hot and wild
I am innocent and pure as snow
I'm not a slut, I'll have you know

Oh who am I kidding,

I will fuck you in a car, in a bar, in a plane, in a train

I will fuck you doggy style
I will fuck you hard and wild
I'm your little slut you see
And I will beg you to just fuck me!

But you cannot fuck me in the ass
Or that fuck will be your last.



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Reply #705 on: October 08, 2014, 02:16:21 AM
Btw, Joe, that was a very funny story. Mostly because I'm picturing a man in those stirrups lol



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Reply #706 on: October 08, 2014, 02:29:30 AM
I don't think I'd want to on a bus.... or a train.... Oh who am I kidding, I'm still trying to join the Mile High club lol
what is this? Green Eggs and Ham?

I will not do it in a car
I will not do it in a bar
I will not do it in a train
I will not do it in a plane

I will not do it doggy style
I will not do it hot and wild
I am innocent and pure as snow
I'm not a slut, I'll have you know

Oh who am I kidding,

I will fuck you in a car, in a bar, in a plane, in a train

I will fuck you doggy style
I will fuck you hard and wild
I'm your little slut you see
And I will beg you to just fuck me!

But you cannot fuck me in the ass
Or that fuck will be your last.
Oh, very nice! WOO

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Reply #707 on: October 08, 2014, 02:37:18 AM
Oh, very nice! WOO

Thank you ^_^ I have the occasional moment



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Reply #708 on: October 16, 2014, 08:42:38 PM
Love your Dr. Seuss parody, DD. 

Never, have I ever been involved in a trhreesome.  Sure would love to enjoy a MFM or FMF sometime, tho'.



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Reply #709 on: October 17, 2014, 07:08:09 PM
Love your Dr. Seuss parody, DD. 

Never, have I ever been involved in a trhreesome.  Sure would love to enjoy a MFM or FMF sometime, tho'.

Mmm, threesomes are fun, especially if you have an insatiable sexual appetite.



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Reply #710 on: August 11, 2015, 06:02:09 PM
Never have I ever achieved an orgasm by someone else. :'(



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Reply #711 on: August 11, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
Never have I ever achieved an orgasm by someone else. :'(

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Reply #712 on: September 28, 2015, 09:27:10 PM
Never have I ever achieved an orgasm by someone else. :'(


That makes me sad :'(



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Reply #713 on: October 30, 2015, 04:24:00 AM
Update I have achieved that landmark



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Reply #714 on: May 24, 2016, 04:43:42 AM
Another popular topic that pooped out...

REBOOT time.


Never have I ever had anal sex.  NOR WILL I.   

next....

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Reply #715 on: May 24, 2016, 05:27:12 AM
Never have I ever left the field of love.

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Reply #716 on: May 24, 2016, 01:42:40 PM
Never have I ever....


Skydived.     But I've always wanted to.

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Reply #717 on: May 24, 2016, 08:07:08 PM
Never have I ever had sex in a lake or a pool, but summer is coming!!

If it feels good, do it, twice!


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Reply #718 on: May 24, 2016, 11:07:44 PM
Never have I ever had sex in a lake or a pool, but summer is coming!!

You have no idea what you are missing.........
 :D

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Reply #719 on: May 24, 2016, 11:31:03 PM
Never have I ever had sex in a lake or a pool, but summer is coming!!

Me neither.   Lake has too many little creatures in it.   Microorganism and fish poo and algaie and ewww.    Pool, don't know why, just never happened.    I had my feet in a hot tub while having sex, but not my whole body.

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