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Reply #320 on: February 10, 2013, 08:37:16 PM
Marriage tends to cause a clash between the family life somebody has growing up and the new family life they have with a spouse.  When the two get together in the same roof, you get the spouse role trying to live in the same space as the sibling/child role.  It's just my observation, but a lot of in-law issues seem to happen when the people involved don't let those roles settle out (particularly: when people don't let the spouse role take precedence over the old blood relative role).


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Reply #321 on: February 10, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
I wont say all my in laws are psychos... but one of them doesn't understand the term of privacy and leave me the heck alone on my day off... and he is there since I wake up until night...

I'm a lady on the street, a Mrs. in the house and whore in the bedroom...

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Reply #322 on: February 11, 2013, 12:35:04 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 10, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
I wont say all my in laws are psychos... but one of them doesn't understand the term of privacy and leave me the heck alone on my day off... and he is there since I wake up until night...
That's no good. He needs to go home and get laid...

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Reply #323 on: February 11, 2013, 01:45:22 AM
Never have I ever been given Chanel No. 5.
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Reply #324 on: February 11, 2013, 03:32:24 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 11, 2013, 01:45:22 AM
Never have I ever been give Chanel No. 5.

That's a damn shame.


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Reply #325 on: February 11, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
never have i ever kissed a girl that was not my sister...

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Reply #326 on: February 11, 2013, 05:33:18 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 11, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
never have i ever kissed a girl that was not my sister...

I'm pretty sure that all the girls I've kissed qualify as "not my sister".  ;D


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Reply #327 on: February 11, 2013, 05:35:10 AM
Quote from: Partner on February 11, 2013, 05:33:18 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 11, 2013, 05:23:03 AM
never have i ever kissed a girl that was not my sister...

I'm pretty sure that all the girls I've kissed qualify as "not my sister".  ;D

lol...  ;D

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Reply #328 on: February 12, 2013, 12:02:18 AM
Never have I ever allowed anyone else to shave me


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Reply #329 on: February 12, 2013, 12:37:07 AM
never have i ever had a quiky in the bathroom of a club...

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Reply #330 on: February 12, 2013, 03:45:45 AM
Quote from: firework on February 12, 2013, 12:02:18 AM
Never have I ever allowed anyone else to shave me
I had my girlfriend touch up the job I did before I finally decided to wax instead. She was good, but I still got cut a bit.

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Reply #331 on: February 12, 2013, 03:53:22 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 12, 2013, 12:37:07 AM
never have i ever had a quiky in the bathroom of a club...
Never done anything besides the beginning of a hand-job in a club, but I had sex in the bathroom at school. It was the night of my final and I had just gotten the highest grade in the class in honors British Literature, and my new girlfriend was there to pick me up, but I talked her into a little detour into a men's room. It was about 10:30, and almost nobody was left on campus (it was also the last school day of the year), so I knew we wouldn't get caught.

The sex was pretty hot for me, but I don't think I quite did the job for her (not sure, she was quieter about it than my current girlfriend). Anyway, she wanted to do it again the next semester, so she probably enjoyed it, orgasm or not.

Good one, Latina!

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Reply #332 on: February 12, 2013, 05:09:06 AM
Me neither, Latina. However I have had sex in a dressing room at Dillard's. And in their parking lot. And in ....

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Reply #333 on: February 12, 2013, 08:29:20 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 12, 2013, 05:09:06 AM
Me neither, Latina. However I have had sex in a dressing room at Dillard's. And in their parking lot. And in ....

Oh don't stop now Katie!!! You tease....... :D

You only get one crack at this....be happy

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Reply #334 on: February 12, 2013, 10:01:41 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 12, 2013, 12:37:07 AM
never have i ever had a quiky in the bathroom of a club...

Neither have I.  Does a combo blowjob/handjob and return pussy eating count? :D

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Reply #335 on: February 12, 2013, 07:08:19 PM
Quickies in a club bathroom...a few :D


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Reply #336 on: February 13, 2013, 03:32:33 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 11, 2013, 01:45:22 AM
Never have I ever been given Chanel No. 5.

Just for you Katie, it's only virtual, but the thought is real.



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Reply #337 on: February 13, 2013, 04:20:46 PM
AAAAAWWWW!!!! How sweet of you!

Knowing Katiebee, she'll probably end up spraying half the bottle in some lucky person's eyes, but as long as it makes her smile...

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Reply #338 on: February 14, 2013, 04:13:30 AM
Nooooo...I know Katie better than that...Two well placed squirts and she'll have the full bottle still..And the full advantage....LOL




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Reply #339 on: February 14, 2013, 04:28:13 AM
Naw, just a knee to the groin an a foot sweep. And I won't have wasted even a misting.

:D

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