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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #1100 on: November 17, 2021, 01:51:09 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 17, 2021, 09:04:37 AM
Never have I ever... not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls while giving a blowjob

Never have I ever...not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls (that I am in love with) while giving a blowjob.
Most other guys I've given a bj to, I have not done that. 
But full disclosure, I did suck on a guys balls this weekend that was not Dan. Story coming when I have the time to jot it down.

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Reply #1101 on: November 17, 2021, 02:12:14 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 17, 2021, 01:51:09 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 17, 2021, 09:04:37 AM
Never have I ever... not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls while giving a blowjob

Never have I ever...not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls (that I am in love with) while giving a blowjob.
Most other guys I've given a bj to, I have not done that. 
But full disclosure, I did suck on a guys balls this weekend that was not Dan. Story coming when I have the time to jot it down.
Well now...I'll be keeping an even closer eye on KB. Jules writes such hot stories. ;D

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Reply #1102 on: November 17, 2021, 03:35:16 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 17, 2021, 01:51:09 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 17, 2021, 09:04:37 AM
Never have I ever... not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls while giving a blowjob

Never have I ever...not licked, kissed, or sucked on a guys balls (that I am in love with) while giving a blowjob.
Most other guys I've given a bj to, I have not done that. 












But full disclosure, I did suck on a guys balls this weekend that was not Dan. Story coming when I have the time to jot it down.



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Reply #1103 on: November 17, 2021, 04:00:22 PM
Quote from: staci on November 17, 2021, 03:35:16 PM
"Takes no chances, runs out to Walmart to purchase assorted batteries for sex toys"

Oh sweetie, you need an upgrade and get one with a USB charger. Mines always plugged in ready to go.


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Reply #1104 on: November 19, 2021, 04:54:35 PM

Never have I ever eaten an oyster. I love seafood and will normally try anything once (except incest and morris dancing) but I have never plucked up courage to slurp down an oyster. Please tell me they taste better than they look.  I do eat mussels and love the New Zealand green lipped variety.


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Reply #1105 on: November 19, 2021, 06:33:35 PM
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Never have I ever eaten an oyster. I love seafood and will normally try anything once (except incest and morris dancing) but I have never plucked up courage to slurp down an oyster. Please tell me they taste better than they look.  I do eat mussels and love the New Zealand green lipped variety.


I love oysters, and I had fried oysters for dinner earlier in the week. I also love raw oysters (and yes, their sliminess can be off-putting) and I love oyster chowder (the New England kind).

However, as St. Thomas Aquinas famously put it, "De gustibus non est disputandum."





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Reply #1106 on: November 19, 2021, 08:29:35 PM
When I was overseas, the guys in my truck would eat them with pringles. I tried it a few times, and I actually enjoyed it.  Guess if you eat enough MRE's you'll be able to stomach anything. The worst part was the oil they came in.  If you spilled it on your uniform, the only thing that could get it out was fire.

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Reply #1107 on: November 19, 2021, 09:14:54 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 19, 2021, 08:29:35 PM
When I was overseas, the guys in my truck would eat them with pringles. I tried it a few times, and I actually enjoyed it.  Guess if you eat enough MRE's you'll be able to stomach anything. The worst part was the oil they came in.  If you spilled it on your uniform, the only thing that could get it out was fire.

Would I eat them now? Not even if you paid me

When I was in we were still using C-rats (I LIKED those) and they started the transition to MRE's as I got out. I did have to eat MRE's in 2008 when Hurricane Ike hit and I was stuck at work for 8 days.


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Reply #1108 on: November 20, 2021, 02:15:18 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on November 19, 2021, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on November 19, 2021, 04:54:35 PM

Never have I ever eaten an oyster. I love seafood and will normally try anything once (except incest and morris dancing) but I have never plucked up courage to slurp down an oyster. Please tell me they taste better than they look.  I do eat mussels and love the New Zealand green lipped variety.


I love oysters, and I had fried oysters for dinner earlier in the week. I also love raw oysters (and yes, their sliminess can be off-putting) and I love oyster chowder (the New England kind).

However, as St. Thomas Aquinas famously put it, "De gustibus non est disputandum."






Second only to blue crab around here.  Our recent 4 day weekend at Chincoteague VA we ate raw oysters every day.  Even Marylanders acknowledge Chincoteague and the lesser known nearby Hog Island have the best oysters.

I think I already posted that recently, but I don’t mind repeating myself on topics so critically important.

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Reply #1109 on: November 20, 2021, 07:55:46 PM


Thanks guys.  I will pluck up the courage once I can find someone rich enough to buy some for me  ;D


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Reply #1110 on: November 21, 2021, 12:20:18 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on November 19, 2021, 06:33:35 PM

However, as St. Thomas Aquinas famously put it, "De gustibus non est disputandum."



It is with great trepidation that I become "disputandum" with MissB, but all my referencess, including Wikipaedia, describe this quote as an old Roman adage whose origin is debatable.


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Reply #1111 on: November 23, 2021, 04:31:05 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on November 21, 2021, 12:20:18 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on November 19, 2021, 06:33:35 PM

However, as St. Thomas Aquinas famously put it, "De gustibus non est disputandum."


It is with great trepidation that I become "disputandum" with MissB, but all my referencess, including Wikipaedia, describe this quote as an old Roman adage whose origin is debatable.


We're both right: It's an old Roman adage that was popularized by Aquinas.

And "disputandum" doesn't mean an argument, it's more like a difference of opinion, and the point is that it's silly (and pointless) to dispute differences of opinion.


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Reply #1112 on: December 03, 2021, 01:07:16 PM
Never have I ever watched a single James Bond movie. I seen parts of some, but never actually watched them. If I do, it will be the news ones with Daniel Craig (Loved him in Knives Out) and those gorgeous blue eyes. I'd be his Bond girl. Call me Miss Ing Panties.


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Reply #1113 on: December 07, 2021, 03:33:14 PM
... seen the movie it's a wonderful life I saw the ending, but that's it.


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Reply #1114 on: December 07, 2021, 05:01:11 PM
I haven't seen any of it  :o


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Reply #1115 on: December 29, 2021, 12:53:36 PM
Seen even a single episode of either WandaVision or L0K¡.


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Reply #1116 on: December 29, 2021, 04:08:52 PM

Never have I ever heard of of either WandaVision or L0K¡.     ;D


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Reply #1117 on: January 28, 2022, 10:12:28 PM
...watch farscape.


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Reply #1118 on: January 29, 2022, 08:55:13 AM
Felt more home.  :emot_wub2:


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Reply #1119 on: January 29, 2022, 01:11:03 PM
Quote from: Bell on January 29, 2022, 08:55:13 AM
Felt more home.  :emot_wub2:

Damn girl, you got me there. 😪 :facepalm:

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