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No Buddy! That makes you just as complicit in the wholesale dismantling of America as the treehugging, freeloading "occupiers"... This country MUST be saved from the libscum that want to take our money, guns and our love for Christ.

Who will stop liberal radicals like Lois, if I don't? This will be a reckoning!




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Now I know you are smoking some bad shit...

Wrong Watcher. I have given up marijuana, and am now on a strict Chick-Fil-A and Tea diet!
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No Buddy! That makes you just as complicit in the wholesale dismantling of America as the treehugging, freeloading "occupiers"... This country MUST be saved from the libscum that want to take our money, guns and our love for Christ.

Who will stop liberal radicals like Lois, if I don't? This will be a reckoning!




Now I know you are smoking some bad shit..... ;D ;D

No, Watcher I think she found the GOOD SHIT. I wish I had some
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Now I know you are smoking some bad shit...

Wrong Watcher. I have given up marijuana, and am now on a strict Chick-Fil-A and Tea diet!
Figures, since the President Dan Cathy publicly declared his opposition to gay marriage.

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I think you're about as conservative as Steven Colbert.




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I think you're about as conservative as Steven Colbert.

Awwww, I was hoping we'd get a good story from Gia on her sampling her first cock in X number of years!
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WARNING: I am about to speak in generalities here... Please allow for acceptations to the rules.

If you read my posts, you know I have been surfing Tea Bagger websites.

So let me see if I have been reading this right... The tea party is about more freedom for America. Here is what I have been able to discern.

They state they want a smaller, less intrusive government.
They demand less spending.
They insist on fewer Federal employees.

It’s what they keep yammering about (in between spewing racial, anti-Islamic and homophobic slurs). They claim to stand for these things (when they aren’t busy misspelling words on highly ironic signs that call for the government to stay out of their Medicare), but I have some questions:

What about my freedom to smoke weed? They booed Ron Paul off the stage when he mentioned legalization. And if they are for freedom, why is the Prison industrial Complex so supportive of them?

The freedom for gays to serve in the military?
Nope... they're against that.
The freedom for same sex couples to enjoy marriage, and to reap the benefits/rights bestowed by society and government upon married couples?
Nope. Look at the Christ-Fil-Aholes debacle.
The freedom of a woman to control her body?
Absolutely not.
Religious freedom?
NO FUCKING WAY! Jews, Muslims and the Godless queers are the problem!

But let's stick to the concept that they simply want a smaller, less intrusive government?

I suppose they do... if the definition of "less intrusive" is jamming a wand up a rape victim’s vagina, basically raping her a second time, before she can terminate her pregnancy.

If by "less intrusive" they mean legislators coercing doctors to lie to their patients, misleading them into thinking abortion increases suicide and cancer rates (even though it does not).

If by "less intrusive" they mean singling out a large group of Americans for their sexual preference, and unequivocally denying them their rights to marriage and benefits.

Smaller government? Then why did they not make a peep when Bush was expanding the military at a clip second only to Ronald Reagan? The same goes for military spending.

Fewer federal employees?

I have some bad news, Baggers... The very troops you are always spouting your support for ARE Federal employees.

The tea party stands for more wars, which in turn, require a bigger army, and yes... more Federal soldiers.

The fact is, the "tea party" is just another mask for the fanatical religious right seeking political control.

Simply put, they are a pack of fascist fucktards hell bent on robbing targeted individuals of freedom, while hell-bent on ruling the U.S. and imposing a theocracy.

Wait... you don’t believe me?

All you have to do is read what they say about the USA being a Christian nation, that is meant to be ruled by Christian principles. It is all based on out-of-context, re-writing of the words of our founding fathers, and selective belief in passages from the King James Bible (which has been incorrectly translated, edited and re-written more times than ANYONE will ever know).

Think "Fight Club" for Fundies... Anarchy with a bible!
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Just think in historical terms. Which side would the current Tea Party be on in the American revolution? They would have been Toriws, supporting the crown.

Which side would they have been in in the American Civil War? They would have been Confederates or Copperheads.

Freedom, individual liberty, and justice as defined by the Tea Party is only for the select few of the Tea Party. If you are one of the groups they are suspicious of, then it diesn't look so rosey.

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An acquaintance of mine wrote this in response to some teabagger hate mail...

Patriots? You call yourselves Patriots? You clearly don't know the definition of the motherfucking word, you thoroughly deluded mental patients. Perusing this festering trash heap you call a Facebook page, I noticed that you display a lot of meme jabs about President Obama blaming others for his supposed failures. I find that fascinating considering you group of trailer park lifers have more excuses than a pregnant nun for why you can't seem to succeed or pay your fair share of taxes.

Let me tell you a little something about Patriots. Patriots pay their taxes because they realize that living in a thriving society costs money and we all have to chip in to enjoy those privileges. Patriots don't constantly demonize poor people or mind that there are social safety nets in place, instead realizing that letting people starve to death or live in squalor in the richest country in the world is not only immoral, it's downright shameful. Patriots don't blame minorities for all of our societal ills like a bunch of entitled infants and are aware that this is, and has always been, a melting pot of culture and diversity. Patriots don't begrudge healthcare to sick people simply because they can't pay the exorbitant fees and value all human life, not just the kind still in the womb. Patriots understand that we are only as strong as our weakest parts and want to strengthen our foundation. Patriots cooperate, even when someone from the opposite party is in the White House, instead of setting filibustering records and being the most traitorous obstructionists in the history of the United States.

Unlike you, Patriots may have disliked the President in the past, but we never hated him more than we loved America.

You aren't Patriots. You are brain-dead Faux ewes leading yourselves to slaughter. You are dolts, actually dumb enough to believe that the failed policies of the last 30 years just need a little bit more time to take effect and that your beloved "job creators" actually give a fuck about you or America. You are masochists that routinely vote against your own well being and that of this country because you're too blind or too stupid to see what's really happening. You are foolish shills for the 1% that gleefully lend your drooling, gun-toting zombie masses to their nefarious agenda and then have the audacity to blame those of us trying to clean up the mess for your self-inflicted problems.

In a nutshell, you are an embarrassment; a collective caricature for which the rest of us must routinely apologize. We're tired of having to say we're sorry to the rest of the world for your willfully ignorant, Teabagging bullshit.

Fuck you for making us do it to begin with and fuck you for being such a bunch of dimwitted twats.



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