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Reply #2040 on: October 01, 2024, 03:52:01 PM
I have all the naughty stuff locked in my phones secure folder. Password protected.

Then again, maybe I'll just have in my will, that everything get loaded up online. Im a pervert and whore in life, and Will continue after death 😂🤣


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Reply #2041 on: October 01, 2024, 04:59:56 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 01, 2024, 03:52:01 PM
I have all the naughty stuff locked in my phones secure folder. Password protected.

Then again, maybe I'll just have in my will, that everything get loaded up online. Im a pervert and whore in life, and Will continue after death 😂🤣

Better Idea for all of us with naughty skeletons in our portable closets known as cellphones. Will it to turn all of our naughty moments into an art exhibit. I mean if that woman can make paintings of vagina flowers then we could post posthumously be remembered for our sexts, dick pics and spread shots on our phones. Maybe make it into the Louvre!  ;D

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Reply #2042 on: October 01, 2024, 07:42:42 PM
LoL!  I'd like to welcome and thank you all for coming to The Growler exhibit!!


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Reply #2043 on: October 01, 2024, 08:15:44 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 01, 2024, 07:42:42 PM
LoL!  I'd like to welcome and thank you all for coming to The Growler exhibit!!

Fuck yes! Woo for this. It will empower women for generations!

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Reply #2044 on: October 01, 2024, 08:44:03 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 01, 2024, 07:42:42 PM
LoL!  I'd like to welcome and thank you all for coming to The Growler exhibit!!


Imma wait for the movie.

one of the originals

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Reply #2045 on: October 02, 2024, 04:53:15 PM
Movie!!

I guess I've already released a few trailers  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #2046 on: October 02, 2024, 11:23:39 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 02, 2024, 04:53:15 PM
Movie!!

I guess I've already released a few trailers  :emot_laughing:

I thought those were "preview of coming attractions"

one of the originals

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Reply #2047 on: October 03, 2024, 12:57:12 AM
Actually, the broken link that everybody was complaining about in “what I looked at the last time I masturbated“ was a Shiela preview. Somebody got daddy all worked up.

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Reply #2048 on: October 12, 2024, 01:32:22 AM
Well, it is official. I’m moving back in with Ms.“it’s complicated“ on October 19. I’ve been living alone for six months, and I really hate it. I might be loving this new arrangement, or it is going to drive me crazy. We’ve been together for, off and on, eight years. We know each other foilables. I don’t think we have any plans to make the other one be something they’re not. And I think she’ll take care of me. So that should be good. Hopefully it won’t affect my pervy activities, but I don’t think she has any problems with that. She’s probably going to want me to give her the orgasms again. I think I still remember how. We will see.

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Reply #2049 on: October 12, 2024, 02:32:50 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 12, 2024, 01:32:22 AM
Well, it is official. I’m moving back in with Ms.“it’s complicated“ on October 19. I’ve been living alone for six months, and I really hate it. I might be loving this new arrangement, or it is going to drive me crazy. We’ve been together for, off and on, eight years. We know each other foilables. I don’t think we have any plans to make the other one be something they’re not. And I think she’ll take care of me. So that should be good. Hopefully it won’t affect my pervy activities, but I don’t think she has any problems with that. She’s probably going to want me to give her the orgasms again. I think I still remember how. We will see.

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Reply #2050 on: October 12, 2024, 02:43:10 AM
I'm getting laid tonight.

A month ago The doctors told me, no sex. They didnt want elevate d heart rates unnecessarily.

I don't like to follow doctors orders and last week Dan assisted me with his mouth. My first in more than 3 months.

We went to doctors today and he said I'm doing better than he thought and I have surprised him and the other doctors.  Enough with the niceties I think, Can we have sex," I said, interrupting him. He douldnt understand and looked at Dan.
My speech is even worse than before and even Dan has trouble as he tries to understand when I speak. 
I say it again, "ask if we can have sex.
He realizes what I'm asking and I I can tell he is not asking doctor.

I look at doctor and poke my finger into the round circle I'm making with my other hand and do it in and ou a few times and then point to Dan and I .

The doctor said "absolutely "
I gave him a thumbs up and smiled at Dan. Dan was looking at me like I'm a weirdo. Hahaha

So I'm getting lucky tonight. It's about time

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Reply #2051 on: October 12, 2024, 02:45:16 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 12, 2024, 01:32:22 AM
Well, it is official. I’m moving back in with Ms.“it’s complicated“ on October 19. I’ve been living alone for six months, and I really hate it. I might be loving this new arrangement, or it is going to drive me crazy. We’ve been together for, off and on, eight years. We know each other foilables. I don’t think we have any plans to make the other one be something they’re not. And I think she’ll take care of me. So that should be good. Hopefully it won’t affect my pervy activities, but I don’t think she has any problems with that. She’s probably going to want me to give her the orgasms again. I think I still remember how. We will see.

Oh my God. Yay!
This is good. I'm happy for you both. Yay.
I haven't woo anybody in since June. Time to get back to it.  Wooo 1569 to Mrs (AND Mister) It's Complicated

Love you 😘

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Reply #2052 on: October 12, 2024, 03:41:46 AM
Two big WOOs

One for PH...always Toe to me. Guess man wasn't meant
To be alone. Just ask the guy who's been married 4 times  :facepalm:

Two to our sweet Jules. Good Lawd what you've been through and bounced back from. Wish there was a video of your hand signal to the Doc.

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Reply #2053 on: October 12, 2024, 07:58:41 AM
Welcome back Mint


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Reply #2054 on: October 12, 2024, 12:37:23 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 12, 2024, 01:32:22 AM
Well, it is official. I’m moving back in with Ms.“it’s complicated“ on October 19. I’ve been living alone for six months, and I really hate it. I might be loving this new arrangement, or it is going to drive me crazy. We’ve been together for, off and on, eight years. We know each other foilables. I don’t think we have any plans to make the other one be something they’re not. And I think she’ll take care of me. So that should be good. Hopefully it won’t affect my pervy activities, but I don’t think she has any problems with that. She’s probably going to want me to give her the orgasms again. I think I still remember how. We will see.

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Reply #2055 on: October 12, 2024, 12:40:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 12, 2024, 02:43:10 AM
I'm getting laid tonight.

A month ago The doctors told me, no sex. They didnt want elevate d heart rates unnecessarily.

I don't like to follow doctors orders and last week Dan assisted me with his mouth. My first in more than 3 months.

We went to doctors today and he said I'm doing better than he thought and I have surprised him and the other doctors.  Enough with the niceties I think, Can we have sex," I said, interrupting him. He douldnt understand and looked at Dan.
My speech is even worse than before and even Dan has trouble as he tries to understand when I speak. 
I say it again, "ask if we can have sex.
He realizes what I'm asking and I I can tell he is not asking doctor.

I look at doctor and poke my finger into the round circle I'm making with my other hand and do it in and ou a few times and then point to Dan and I .

The doctor said "absolutely "
I gave him a thumbs up and smiled at Dan. Dan was looking at me like I'm a weirdo. Hahaha

So I'm getting lucky tonight. It's about time

Definitely made my day to read this.  :emot_kiss:

(and a thousand WOOs)

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Reply #2056 on: October 12, 2024, 04:19:22 PM
I must confess...

That if Dan isnt having trouble walking after a full night of MJ loving, then something is wrong. 3 months is a hard stretch for a dry spell. After my accident I was down bad for two months. I hope all of her itches are scratched nicely.

Also wifey broke me the night I could fuck again. She was down bad for it too.

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Reply #2057 on: October 12, 2024, 05:06:06 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on October 12, 2024, 12:40:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 12, 2024, 02:43:10 AM

I look at doctor and poke my finger into the round circle I'm making with my other hand and do it in and ou a few times and then point to Dan and I .

The doctor said "absolutely "
I gave him a thumbs up and smiled at Dan. Dan was looking at me like I'm a weirdo. Hahaha

So I'm getting lucky tonight. It's about time

OMFG LMAO.

Quote from: msslave on October 12, 2024, 03:41:46 AM
Wish there was a video of your hand signal to the Doc.



Quote

Definitely made my day to read this.  :emot_kiss:

(and a thousand WOOs)

I’m with you Obi.  Woo! 
« Last Edit: October 12, 2024, 05:09:12 PM by Pornhubby »

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Reply #2058 on: October 12, 2024, 09:36:19 PM
Dan asks me not to do stuff like that. I do it for fun to see his reaction. My man can't take a joke. Haha

When I was ready for bed last night , I got his attention with that hand  motinion and pointed toward the bedroom. He tried not to laugh, but he cracked a smile and picked me up and carried me off to bed. And what made my day, he had snuck in and put a candle on each night stand. The covers were already been turned back. AND a chocolate on my pillow. 

He laid me on the bed. Lit the candles, undressed for me. Undressed me. Kissed me all over. Front and back. I love his hot breath on my body. The nicest thing was every one of my special moments we were holding each other  so tight,just hugging. Breathings and moaning hard into his neck.

Last night might rank in my top 10 nights ever. He was so soft and gentle with me.

He's a pretty good guy. I might keep him. Even if he can't take a joke.

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Reply #2059 on: October 12, 2024, 09:54:40 PM
Dang... that was hard to read. My eyes kept misting over.
We already knew how well Dan treats you. The time he spent by your side while in the hospital and during your recovery.

There's no doubt your first sex would be extra special. You'd better hang on to him tight.
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