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Reply #1960 on: May 15, 2024, 05:43:52 PM
Hang a Pinata in there, fill it with condoms and gummies.

Hmmm...would one use a large dildo to hit the pinata?  ;D ;D

Just have to make sure it hasnt been used. Slip out of you hands, and it goes rocketing across the room!! Do the damage. 🤣



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Reply #1961 on: May 25, 2024, 02:34:52 AM
I spent the whole day sexting and exchanging sexually explicit images with three different women.



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Reply #1962 on: May 25, 2024, 03:53:39 AM
I spent the whole day sexting and exchanging sexually explicit images with three different women.



My invite must have gotten lost in the mail. 

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Reply #1963 on: May 25, 2024, 10:24:27 PM
I spent most of today trying to work out if my son's girlfriend was wearing a bra, or just real perky.

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Reply #1964 on: June 01, 2024, 03:45:00 AM

Kissing is my favorite thing to do.  It drives me crazy.  It will get me in the mood, so fast.  And if he continues on kissing while making love, it's one of my favorite ways to O - screaming in his mouth while our tongues fight.  . 

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Reply #1965 on: June 01, 2024, 06:02:00 AM

Kissing is my favorite thing to do.  It drives me crazy.  It will get me in the mood, so fast.  And if he continues on kissing while making love, it's one of my favorite ways to O - screaming in his mouth while our tongues fight.  .

OMG that is so hot.    ^-^


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Reply #1966 on: June 01, 2024, 02:13:41 PM
- screaming in his mouth while our tongues fight.  .

OMG that is so hot.    ^-^
YES! What she said!! 🔥🔥🔥



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Reply #1967 on: June 01, 2024, 02:44:20 PM
Ditto here.  Jules not only has really hot sex, but she does it in such a classy way. Ya got style babe. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1968 on: June 01, 2024, 03:45:26 PM
I dont know how to describe it, but lately I must have regressed back to my early pubescent days of getting horny at the weirdest or worst times. Like a new kink is born almost weekly. Like this week after work I like to putter around my little workshop, rebuilding an engine of a push mower that was left for trash by a neighbor who gave me his blessings to take it off his hands, as if I needed another one. But I got so fucking horny when I was trying to take the blade off, as even an almost gallon of WD-40 was not loosening the securing bolts and nuts. During my struggle it felt like something broke in me and I was horny as all fuck, and when my wife came out to tell me bye as she was going to work, I made her a little late for work, clearing my workbench and took her right then and there. She was a mess when I was finished. Was she mad? a little. But by now in our long lives together she accepts every dumb thing I do, and I accept everything about her.

Also I love how she uses her well honed coquetry on me in public at the most inopportune times. (Yay! big words!) Like she will catch me in a conversation in public, and draw my attention away from everyone and everything like shes a stranger. Our friends must think we are insane, as she acts like she doesnt know me but will do the minx walk by me. Yet she wonders why shes sometimes late for work.

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Reply #1969 on: June 01, 2024, 04:08:16 PM
Maybe you just get turned on by work. I get turned on at work.😘



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Reply #1970 on: June 01, 2024, 04:54:32 PM
I have a feeling Mrs. Writer shows up at work a bit mussed often enough that her co-workers are used to it.
I can see the knowing looks that pass between them. ;D

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Reply #1971 on: June 01, 2024, 05:01:58 PM
I have a feeling Mrs. Writer shows up at work a bit mussed often enough that her co-workers are used to it.
I can see the knowing looks that pass between them. ;D

Bit late, Hair out of place, cheeks flushed, smelling of DW-40.

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Reply #1972 on: June 01, 2024, 05:37:36 PM
Well about that.... *said sheepishly*

I have a reputation among her coworkers as "The Late Maker"

Her direct supervisor even scolded me, and this woman meant it. Though she was half serious, she told me I needed to reign in my libido. I replied that my wife is sexy today, as she was when we first met many many moons ago. She said that all good and all but shes needed here, not rutting in the throes of one of your moods. But now she is a supervisor, and she can be a little late coming in, as all her tasks are right now is to finish training the maternity nurses before she moves permanently to OBGYN/Pediatrics.

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On the other side of the coin she has made me sore, late and tired to work too. Her moods makes my dalliances look mild. One morning she was off that day, and decided to go for the world record in orgasms in a single fuck. It was almost noon before I limped into the office. I had to stay and work late the entire week, but it was worth it.

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Reply #1973 on: June 02, 2024, 01:13:39 AM
Spent most of my day sexting and playing with my harem again. Ira disappeared around 14:30 local time. He were pretty deep into a discussion of spankings, enemas, and BDSM. May have fried her Ukrainian mind. My bad.

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Reply #1974 on: June 09, 2024, 11:15:41 PM
I spent a good 45 minutes with Sasha this afternoon, sexting. We exchanged photos and videos and told each other all kinds of nasty stories. She finally got so excited, she had a huge orgasm. And promptly fell asleep. I was left to take things into my own hands.

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Reply #1975 on: June 10, 2024, 04:14:26 AM
I spent a good 45 minutes with Sasha this afternoon, sexting. We exchanged photos and videos and told each other all kinds of nasty stories. She finally got so excited, she had a huge orgasm. And promptly fell asleep. I was left to take things into my own hands.

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Reply #1976 on: June 10, 2024, 10:33:47 AM
When I was in the Army my first posting out of training was Northern Ireland. The Troubles were officially over so there wasn't as much shooting any far fewer bombs but still dodgy enough that we weren't allowed to go drinking in Belfast (I was on a camp about 10 miles outside the city).

However, the RUC (police) country club on the outskirts of Belfast had a disco on the first Saturday of every month which we were allowed to go to and which the regiment would lay on minibuses for with armed drivers. So every month we'd go down there there and get blown out by hot RUC girls.

One Saturday night I was on the minibus back and on the road of seats behind was a lad called Steve from a different troop who I knew vaguely and his obscenely Scottish (and obscenely wasted) missus. Being Scottish and pissed they were, of course, having a full blown domestic.

The crux of the argument was that John (a good mate of mine from training) was in his troop and was being bullied and she was angry about him not standing up for John. As it goes the bullying allegations were true and a few months later John would be caught signing an on-call bag (1x MP5, 1x Browning 9mm and a few hundred rounds) out of the armoury while both (a) hammered and (b) in possession of a list of the people he was going to kill. I was on the list because he thought I'd fucked his girlfriend. I hadn't, as it happens, but I'd have risked the shooting because she was gorgeous.

So Steve isn't enjoying his journey back to camp and, as we come through the gate onto camp and pull up at the main NAAFI where we were all getting kicked off the bus he asks me to come back to the house with him and talk to Mrs Steve. Personally I thought it was a waste of time because I could barely understand about 10% of her angry Glaswegian and I was terrified I'd end up getting knifed too if I was in their house when the inevitable happened and she went to town on him with the kitchen utensils.

He insisted though so I went back to their quarter. She calms down a little bit, presumably because even in Scottish society outright domestic violence in front of guests is considered rude and we all sit on the sofa with a drink.

Steve passes out after about a minute because he's both absolutely twatted himself and also a huge lightweight and I'm left speaking to fucking Braveheart, who might as well be speaking Gaelic, about John and how all of his troop are "a bunch of fucking cunts". Particularly, as it transpires, her husband. He is, from what I can decipher, a "fucking useless wee alchie cunt who can't get it up". Nowadays I'd know exactly where this was going but 18 year old me was quite frankly still waiting for the blue face paint and large blades to make an appearance.

A few minutes later and she obviously realises that she's going to have to make it a bit more obvious why she's not hacked me to pieces and stood over my twitching body screaming "FREEEEDDOOOMMMMMMMM" so she grabs me and sticks her tongue down my throat.

Now she's not an unattractive woman so I don't have any major objections to this but I did feel like I should point out that her husband was sitting on the other side of me and while I'm a lot bigger than him he might still take offence if he woke up and found me with my tongue in his wife.

"Dinnae worry about him big man. The useless cunt willnae awake up until morning. I need cock, so shut the fuck up and get on with it" and she unbuttoned my jeans and started yanking on it like I owed her money.

So I bent her over the arm of the sofa, lifted her skirt up and had her from behind about four feet from her unconscious husband. She nearly screamed the place down cumming, which he slept through, until I came inside her. Ten minutes rest and she made me sit on the sofa again and blew me until my second load went down her throat. Then she told me that was exactly what she needed and that it was time for me to fuck off.

She wasn't my first married woman (I might tell the other story another time) but she was the only one where I had her virtually bent over her husband.



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Reply #1977 on: June 10, 2024, 11:47:30 AM
The Glaswegian accent was a nice touch. Well done!

By way of a challenge, a Scottish friend suggested that I read a novel called Squeaky Clean (Callum McSorley. Pushkin Press, 2023). It's set in Glasgow and features murderous gangsters and a rogue detective called Ally McCoist (!).

I got through a few chapters, and did come across local slang that wasn't in any dictionary, but I could guess the meaning. At least I think I could. :)



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Reply #1978 on: June 10, 2024, 11:52:29 AM
It might not be the hardest accent in the British Isles to understand (proper culchie Northern Ireland, from the countryside up past Ballymena or along the borders down in Fermanagh might as well be foreign languages, even locals can't understand them) but it's definitely in the top two or three 😂



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Reply #1979 on: June 10, 2024, 02:07:04 PM
Thanks Mike. You've left me a great mental image for the day. Keep on posting some of your memorie. You're going to be a fun member here.

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