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Offline Writers Bloque

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Reply #1940 on: March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 26, 2024, 11:04:01 PM
I wish there was an online course for guys to take better dick pics. I got some today that were kinda bad. Allan is no photographer, but he could have out at least a little more effort into it.

I take a LOT of pics and meticulously pic out the one or two I will send him (or post to KB). Better lighting better angle, and I don't need to see what beverage you like to drink next to it.

I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis. But usually pics of me stroking it, or short vids of me also stroking it. But usually its after her little in bathroom strip tease on a boring shift show.

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Reply #1941 on: March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
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I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1942 on: March 27, 2024, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
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I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

..........................and if so , was it sewn on ? glued on ? or stapled ?  [hope it wasn't the last ,OW]

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Reply #1943 on: March 27, 2024, 08:58:05 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
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I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

Quote from: Potnoodles on March 27, 2024, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
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I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

..........................and if so , was it sewn on ? glued on ? or stapled ?  [hope it wasn't the last ,OW]

Curious Nicky x

I thought I stated it before. I had a chemical accident on one of my jobs I was working in my 20's. To avoid the gory details, it took a layer of my shafts skin off, costing me around 45% of its sensitivity. No graft was needed, but its discolored and kind of does look like it was built from other penises. My wife thinks its cute. Though I swear she was a closet emo girl. But I would not force it on anyone, as it is a small sore point for me. Don't worry, I did not take any offense to the jokes. Its the main reason I am no longer a fan of BJ's, too much work for so little reward with me.

A good dic pick is the one in your minds eye after you fucked it, tbh.

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Reply #1944 on: March 27, 2024, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 27, 2024, 08:58:05 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
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I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

Quote from: Potnoodles on March 27, 2024, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
.........
I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

..........................and if so , was it sewn on ? glued on ? or stapled ?  [hope it wasn't the last ,OW]

Curious Nicky x

I thought I stated it before. I had a chemical accident on one of my jobs I was working in my 20's. To avoid the gory details, it took a layer of my shafts skin off, costing me around 45% of its sensitivity. No graft was needed, but its discolored and kind of does look like it was built from other penises. My wife thinks its cute. Though I swear she was a closet emo girl. But I would not force it on anyone, as it is a small sore point for me. Don't worry, I did not take any offense to the jokes. Its the main reason I am no longer a fan of BJ's, too much work for so little reward with me.

A good dic pick is the one in your minds eye after you fucked it, tbh.

Oh , so sorry WB ,I didn't know , thankyou for not taking offense :emot_kiss:
Nicky x

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Reply #1945 on: March 27, 2024, 09:23:38 PM
Quote from: Potnoodles on March 27, 2024, 09:12:13 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 27, 2024, 08:58:05 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
.........
I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

Quote from: Potnoodles on March 27, 2024, 04:27:49 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on March 27, 2024, 12:57:23 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on March 26, 2024, 11:39:39 PM
.........
I personally only send dick pics to my wife, since shes not put off by my frankenstein monster penis.

What! You've had a dick transplant from somebody else  :o

(Sorry, couldn't resist ;D)

..........................and if so , was it sewn on ? glued on ? or stapled ?  [hope it wasn't the last ,OW]

Curious Nicky x

I thought I stated it before. I had a chemical accident on one of my jobs I was working in my 20's. To avoid the gory details, it took a layer of my shafts skin off, costing me around 45% of its sensitivity. No graft was needed, but its discolored and kind of does look like it was built from other penises. My wife thinks its cute. Though I swear she was a closet emo girl. But I would not force it on anyone, as it is a small sore point for me. Don't worry, I did not take any offense to the jokes. Its the main reason I am no longer a fan of BJ's, too much work for so little reward with me.

A good dic pick is the one in your minds eye after you fucked it, tbh.

Oh , so sorry WB ,I didn't know , thankyou for not taking offense :emot_kiss:
Nicky x

No worries Nicky, it made me 5 kids so far, and it still kinda works, just like an older car, gotta give it a push to get it going, but when it gets going it goes the distance and then some. I always thanked the loss of sensitivity, giving me a boost in staying power to make it last longer, but it also twisted me a little, now I have the desire when I do have sex to pound the ever loving hell out of the pussy or ass I am deep in. Am I sad about it? a little, but that look of my wife being fucked senseless fully makes up for it. hehehehe

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Reply #1946 on: March 31, 2024, 01:07:24 AM
The last time I licked, kissed, or sucked on a taint was David, and never thought I'd do it again. Last night with Allan, I didn't hate it nearly as much, or at all to be honest. David would always tell me how much he loved it how good it felt, but I didnt like licking that close to his butt, but did it for him. It was worse when he wouldnt have showered and would stink, and he would basically force me down there. I hated doing it, but did it because he loved it.

Doing it with Allan changed my view on it. If he asks me to do it again, I just might enjoy it.


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Reply #1947 on: March 31, 2024, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 31, 2024, 01:07:24 AM

It was worse when he wouldnt have showered and would stink, and he would basically force me down there. I hated doing it, but did it because he loved it.


Do you have a sister?

I love anal. I also love showers, baths, and enemas beforehand.

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Reply #1948 on: March 31, 2024, 07:53:44 PM
 :emot_weird:
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 31, 2024, 06:59:46 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 31, 2024, 01:07:24 AM

It was worse when he wouldnt have showered and would stink, and he would basically force me down there. I hated doing it, but did it because he loved it.


Do you have a sister?

I love anal. I also love showers, baths, and enemas beforehand.

LOL Woo for PH.

Seriously, that is one reason I prefer women. Smell like flowers or lilacs or baby powder.

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Reply #1949 on: April 11, 2024, 07:05:44 PM
In my younger days I could suck my owen cock If I tried that now I would probably break in half hahaha

Pussy oh how sweet it is

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Reply #1950 on: April 13, 2024, 01:17:25 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on March 31, 2024, 06:59:46 PM
Do you have a sister?

I do, not blood, but she is my sister! I do not think she is even remotely close to being into said activities... we're close, but dont discuss that much..


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Reply #1951 on: April 21, 2024, 12:06:39 AM
Spent the entire day sexting and sharing photos with two ridiculously hot Eastern European women. I don’t think men in that part of the world know shit about pleasing someone. Enjoying the benefits.


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Reply #1952 on: April 30, 2024, 06:43:17 AM
Hello again all.

My apologies to the mods, I was not aware that the rules applied to my confession.  I am used to keyword blocks, not entire subject mater.  That was my mistake!

With that,  are there any people in here that like to discuss confessions and tell stories privately that are not allowed in the board?  If so, feel free to PM

ALSO, how do I access the chat?


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Reply #1953 on: May 01, 2024, 05:05:30 PM
About 5 years ago I was paid by a stripper £200 to spend the night with her.
Ended up dating for 2 months after that she was def a freak in the bedroom (in a good way)


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Reply #1954 on: May 03, 2024, 01:59:11 AM
I have to change again. Standing in the kitchen making myself a snack, and it's still leaking out.


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Reply #1955 on: May 05, 2024, 08:35:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 03, 2024, 01:59:11 AM
I have to change again. Standing in the kitchen making myself a snack, and it's still leaking out.

Goode for you.

That is all.

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Reply #1956 on: May 09, 2024, 04:31:59 PM
It's been a couple days, and I would very much like to engage in some sexual activity.


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Reply #1957 on: May 14, 2024, 08:02:03 PM
Recently, in my bedroom, kinky sex would be doing it at night in the dark.  ;D

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Reply #1958 on: May 15, 2024, 12:50:28 AM
Hang a Pinata in there, fill it with condoms and gummies.

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Reply #1959 on: May 15, 2024, 03:09:32 PM
Quote from: staci on May 15, 2024, 12:50:28 AM
Hang a Pinata in there, fill it with condoms and gummies.

Hmmm...would one use a large dildo to hit the pinata?  ;D ;D

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