Confessions

[Writers Bloque]

I must confess since my household has increased, I have been practicing something I cant name, something like no hands masturbation. If I focus on something sexy hard enough I can make myself cum without touching my dick. It is like I am discovering myself all over again.

Dan's previous marriage was sexless after their 2nd child.  He told me heused to lay in bed and try to make himself cum without touching.  He said they were the best orgasms he ever experienced.

I can admit that they are intense, like whole body tightening up intense. But I have to do it because the woman count in my house is 5 women, 1 I am married too, 1 I made, 1 adopted, and two who if you read my story are now my problem, but not much of a problem, since things have been as harmonious as they can be with 5 women with different personalities can be. Its not that I cant have sex or wank sessions, its just they all have bad timing. Sometimes I just want to unload after work like PH, and not really in the mood for intimacy.

Can women do that too, I wonder?

[Pornhubby]

I have lived with four women once, and five on another occasion, and they were both harmonious arrangements with very little jealousy or competition. It wasn’t a big orgy, but it was interesting to see the sexual tension ebb and flow, friends with benefits. I suspect this has been a frequent arrangement throughout history and cultures. Certainly the Mormons had no problem with it.

[Writers Bloque]

I have lived with four women once, and five on another occasion, and they were both harmonious arrangements with very little jealousy or competition. It wasn’t a big orgy, but it was interesting to see the sexual tension ebb and flow, friends with benefits. I suspect this has been a frequent arrangement throughout history and cultures. Certainly the Mormons had no problem with it.

Yeah, but there is a point where a man has to draw a line for his sanity. The mormon's in my area with exception to the two we gotten to know personally, are kind of shit people. I took a job for a month in Utah, helping the boss of the demo company I worked for at the time in Washington state. I think he sent me cause he did not have enough work to warrant keeping a full crew, paid. So it was me, and the fringe group of the crew, helping demo and salvage old houses and churches. Some of the local mormons there were personable, but others were just down right insufferable. Mix that with being away from my wife and kids, you get Grumpy Writer. I am not upset with my current situation, though I feel the entire burden of responsibility for it, its just I am a man who values his alone time, and that seems to be drying up quickly. I get my sex with my wife, but its when we are absolutely sure everyone else is occupied. Another confession is that Bethany and my wife have gotten *really* close.

[Pornhubby]

My ex lived with some Mormons in Idaho. Pretty freaky stuff. I just don’t care for the weird religion. I think you have to be pretty strange to buy into all of that stuff. I have a friend who left the Mormon church and got condemned to Mormon hell and shunned by everyone he had spent a lifetime with. But he is a pretty good lawyer and a fab guitarist. He’s written about his experiences, and they are rather gut wrenching.

[Writers Bloque]

My ex lived with some Mormons in Idaho. Pretty freaky stuff. I just don’t care for the weird religion. I think you have to be pretty strange to buy into all of that stuff. I have a friend who left the Mormon church and got condemned to Mormon hell and shunned by everyone he had spent a lifetime with. But he is a pretty good lawyer and a fab guitarist. He’s written about his experiences, and they are rather gut wrenching.

I honestly believe they are a cult. No decent christian, no matter how far out there would believe any of the Mormon's teachings is even remotely good. Gold plates buried in America, that no one can see, but one man. God set fire to a huge bush, sent people to part an entire sea, and vaporized two cities, and what mormons believe is even plausible? doubt it. I rag on them because the wont leave things well enough alone here. If I was forced to believe in Mormonism and Little green men, UFO's the occult and other supernatural/paranatural things, I will gladly don a tin foil hat, because at least there is some shreds of minute evidence, and not based entirely on hearsay. I also do not think they fully understand what Harems and Polygamy really means. In many Arabic cultures, it was a practice, if you were a male, and had a brother who was married, and he dies, you took on his wife and children as your own. It exploded from there.

I've meet Quakers, Mennonites, and some Amish, and their take on the religion is actually pretty nice, compared to mormonism. Like I said, there is good and bad in every culture, religion and beliefs, but the Mormons I encountered lean too far into the category I lovingly call the "Quiet Bat shit Insane" Kind of like that family in Rob Zombie's House of a thousand corpses, with a lot less or more murder.

I dont mean to rail on them hard, but they started hard, and left a bad impression.

[MissBarbara]

God set fire to a huge bush, sent people to part an entire sea, and vaporized two cities, and what mormons believe is even plausible? doubt it.

I agree that a huge bush that is engulfed in flames yet never consumed, one man raising his arms and parting a vast body of water, and two cities being burnt to the ground by an act of heavenly power and killing all but a small group residents who managed to escape (including one of those escapees being turned into a pillar of sodium chloride) are all scientifically impossible.

But your missing two salient facts:

Those three scenes appear in the Bible, and the Bible is a religious text followed at least 70% of the religious believers on the planet.

The overwhelming majority of Bible-based believers -- Jews, Christians, and Muslims -- do not read the Bible literally, and they do not believe that they are confirmed historical events that actually happened.

I'm not sure if Mormons are Christians or not -- and I agree that some Mormon teachings and practices seem pretty wacky -- but the majority of Mormons do not read the Bible literally, nor do they believe those events actually happened.

[msslave]

In frontier times the Mormons committed many acts of murder in order to gain more land. Even other Mormons weren't safe if a more powerful Elder wanted to increase his holdings and add to his harem by absorbing the murdered man's wife(s) into his fold.

Just a few years ago the church issued a blanket apology for wrongs committed in the past.

In fiction Zane Grey wrote "Riders of the Purple Sage". It's a great read and is about the Mormons back then.

[Writers Bloque]

God set fire to a huge bush, sent people to part an entire sea, and vaporized two cities, and what mormons believe is even plausible? doubt it.

I agree that a huge bush that is engulfed in flames yet never consumed, one man raising his arms and parting a vast body of water, and two cities being burnt to the ground by an act of heavenly power and killing all but a small group residents who managed to escape (including one of those escapees being turned into a pillar of sodium chloride) are all scientifically impossible.

But your missing two salient facts:

Those three scenes appear in the Bible, and the Bible is a religious text followed at least 70% of the religious believers on the planet.

The overwhelming majority of Bible-based believers -- Jews, Christians, and Muslims -- do not read the Bible literally, and they do not believe that they are confirmed historical events that actually happened.

I'm not sure if Mormons are Christians or not -- and I agree that some Mormon teachings and practices seem pretty wacky -- but the majority of Mormons do not read the Bible literally, nor do they believe those events actually happened.

I dont think any religious text is meant to be taken literally. But as a moral example. But there was historical evidence of chariots at the bottom of the red sea, and a rock that weeps water, that is cracked. Not going to say its all real, but strip the fantasy away, and you have a news report of the times. But I was calling out the oddness of the fact that most mainstream churches are more than willing to provide evidence to any claim they make, while mormons just ask you to take them at their word that their leader sat for a long time translating golden tablets that jesus somehow buried here, despite the fact that crossing the Atlantic would have been extremely perilous, and most of humanity believed the western world did not exist. My point was in the bible people asked for proof, and god delivered, if you take it literally, though the story of Jesus making a multitude of demons fear him, just by being there was pretty cool to read. In history, every time the mormons were put to task to prove their claims they tip toe and dance around the issue, or just leave to go elsewhere. And also there is a section of river in the middle east that it is forbidden for anyone to dredge, muslim, jew or christian, because supposedly that was where god and Moses scattered the destroyed bull statue when he came down from the mount with the ten commandments. Supposedly. All I am saying is the ball is in their court, and Mormonism seems like an infomercial for snake oil and magic rocks.

[Dirtymind]

Personally I think accusing one religion of being snake oilier (yes, its a word damnit) than all the others is wrong

[Pornhubby]

We have a thread in 1408 for religion discussion.

Does God exist?

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=270.0

[Writers Bloque]

Personally I think accusing one religion of being snake oilier (yes, its a word damnit) than all the others is wrong

I wasn't condemning an entire religion, just those who made it their point to annoy me. I couldn't care less what their religion practices, but use it as the base of the aggravation tower, then I care. No religion is perfect, nor any of their practices are clean. I am also not saying my version of religion is superior. The final note is that there is a group of Mormons who made it their life's goal to either drive me down or drive me out, and I do not appreciate it. I am sorry if I am coming off like that, but like my grandpa says, "Walk a mile in a fellers loafers before you judge him." Well I tried to be personable to them and they rejected it. End of Topic.

Another Confession

PH has led me to develop a fetish for office ladies. 

[Shiela_M]

I have been working on a FF story based on a picture some of us have discussed, and I am surprised to find myself getting quite turned on. It's describing the act more than who is involved. Or at least that's how I'm feeling.

When I wrote that awful story about Kate Beckinsale, I wasn't turned on at all, but this one... it's hitting different.

[msslave]

On the edge of my seat waiting for the story. Sounds fun.

[Latina♡BWC]

I have the hots for the old white man neighbor nextdoor.

My husband would be so upset but I imagine just sitting on his lap when he is rocking in his rocking chair.

Or getting on my knees and stuffing his dick in my mouth.

He just has the look that he knows how to fuck really well...

[Pornhubby]

I have the hots for the old white man neighbor nextdoor.

My husband would be so upset but I imagine just sitting on his lap when he is rocking in his rocking chair.

Or getting on my knees and stuffing his dick in my mouth.

He just has the look that he knows how to fuck really well...

Well played. There are a lot of “old white men” here. LOL. I’m giving you your first “Woo.”

[msslave]

Old white man here. Prostate cancer has left me unable to perform but your welcome to sit on my lap. You'll have to bring your own rocker tho'.

[Coach Eric]

Another old white guy willing to rock in his chair for you!

[Latina♡BWC]

Well sounds like have two old white men ready to get me on both ends. Hopefully that would involve some sort of switching between the both of you.

I guess all that is missing is two more BWCs for my hands and I would be set

[msslave]

At least you came here knowing what you want. That's more than most people.

[Shiela_M]

Rick has been playing around with the idea of coming back for a couple visits, perhaps I should send him a message about Mrs. BWC.