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Reply #1520 on: October 28, 2022, 03:36:43 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 28, 2022, 03:10:25 PM
On our drive home, we stopped at one of those sex stores along the highway.  WOW, did they have the stuff. 

All we bought was some nipple suction cups.  Haven't tried them yet. They piqued my interest.  Figured I'd take a chance for $15.

Wonder how many KB ladies and men would suck your nipples for free.  ;D ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1521 on: October 28, 2022, 05:35:32 PM


I have these. Good for the clitoris also.

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Reply #1522 on: October 29, 2022, 06:08:25 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 28, 2022, 05:35:32 PM


I have these. Good for the clitoris also.

This is what we bought, except in black. 
On the clitoris?  Interesting. 

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Reply #1523 on: October 29, 2022, 03:28:21 PM
Confession

While Dan was gone last week, I had impure thoughts about a friend's son, a time or two.
4 years ago he was a skinny little thing who I still thought of as the little kid I used to babysit on occasion.  Now he's a college hunk with lots of muscles and I have imagined him lifting me onto the kitchen counter and me wrapping my legs around his waist and him taking slipping inside of me.  I also imagine he is quite long.  Well, I have seen him in a bathing suit, so there is a hint of evidence to back that up.


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Reply #1524 on: October 29, 2022, 03:44:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2022, 03:28:21 PM
Confession

While Dan was gone last week, I had impure thoughts about a friend's son, a time or two.
4 years ago he was a skinny little thing who I still thought of as the little kid I used to babysit on occasion.  Now he's a college hunk with lots of muscles and I have imagined him lifting me onto the kitchen counter and me wrapping my legs around his waist and him taking slipping inside of me.  I also imagine he is quite long.  Well, I have seen him in a bathing suit, so there is a hint of evidence to back that up.

WOO for impure thoughts .  8)  Think a few of us have had one or two over the years.  ;D

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Reply #1525 on: October 29, 2022, 04:01:03 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2022, 03:28:21 PM
Confession

While Dan was gone last week, I had impure thoughts about a friend's son, a time or two.
4 years ago he was a skinny little thing who I still thought of as the little kid I used to babysit on occasion.  Now he's a college hunk with lots of muscles and I have imagined him lifting me onto the kitchen counter and me wrapping my legs around his waist and him taking slipping inside of me.  I also imagine he is quite long.  Well, I have seen him in a bathing suit, so there is a hint of evidence to back that up.

Thanks, now I'm having impure thoughts 🤭


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Reply #1526 on: October 29, 2022, 04:38:08 PM
I'm starting the day as a lost soul. I did have a busy week, putting a lot of milage on my newish faithful walker. Gives me new meaning to four wheeling.

Met with our friends for our regular Friday night get together. Home by 8:30. Watched some TV and in bed by 11:30 instead of 10:00.
My confession... the wife came in at 9:00 this morning to ask me if I was ready to get up. :facepalm:

Been many many years since I slept this late. Do I feel rested? Naw...just groggy and sluggish. Going to get a bit of breakfast and roll out my old man walker and ro the sidewalk awhile to get some air.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1527 on: October 29, 2022, 05:33:31 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2022, 03:28:21 PM
Confession

I also imagine he is quite long.  Well, I have seen him in a bathing suit, so there is a hint of evidence to back that up.


Several of my friends have college aged daughters that I have known forever, and who are now smoking hot bikini babes. So I confess to casting their social media porn up on the big smart TV in the living room, and emptying my dirty old man nuts. Don’t tell my friends. Did it this morning.  🙈🙈🙈

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Reply #1528 on: October 29, 2022, 08:18:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on October 29, 2022, 04:38:08 PM

My confession... the wife came in at 9:00 this morning to ask me if I was ready to get up. :facepalm:


My mind must be in the gutter again because I thought "up" meant something else, when your wife asked if you were ready to get up.  8) ;D

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Reply #1529 on: October 29, 2022, 09:08:46 PM
Thanks Watcher for thinking of that type of up. :emot_laughing:
What the diabetes didn't take away, my treatment for prostrate cancer finished off. :facepalm:

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Reply #1530 on: October 29, 2022, 09:34:01 PM


She could've meant "get up"  as in "lift up your face for some clitical thinking"  :emot_kiss: ;D


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Reply #1531 on: October 29, 2022, 11:32:36 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 29, 2022, 06:08:25 AM

On the clitoris?  Interesting.




Before…



After… so sensitive…





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Reply #1532 on: October 31, 2022, 07:12:59 PM
I confess I am very horny on Halloween. I want a pretty trick or treater to Charleston Chew my Slo Poke until I’m squirting my Laffy Taffy.

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Reply #1533 on: November 03, 2022, 03:28:41 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on October 29, 2022, 11:32:36 PM




I will confess that we experimented with this last night.   We had issues with the suction. I was enjoying the entire time that he was having trouble with the suction, hahaha.

THEN, the seal was achieved. (I think my eyes popped open wide when it did) We were very slow in the process. A half turn here, then his fingers played elsewhere.  Another half turn and more play elsewhere, etc.  We didn't get anywhere near as far as the picture above, maybe a quarter of that.   When I was close to my O, I told him to get it off of me.   He did.  I grabbed his head and pulled his face to my sex, telling him to be as gentle as possible because of the sensitivity.  His tongue was so soft and never felt better as he softly licked me, while touching expertly inside me with two fingers.    OMFG.


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Reply #1534 on: November 03, 2022, 04:12:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on November 03, 2022, 03:28:41 PM
His tongue was so soft and never felt better as he softly licked me, while touching expertly inside me with two fingers.    OMFG.

Woo.   :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool: :emot_thdrool:

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Reply #1535 on: November 03, 2022, 07:27:00 PM
Everybody seen the first Hokus Pokus movie??

The house Allison lives in?

I gave some guy a handjob in the garden behind that house. Next to you watch hokus pokus, just picture me in the back stroking dick


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Reply #1536 on: November 03, 2022, 07:44:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 03, 2022, 07:27:00 PM
Everybody seen the first Hokus Pokus movie??

The house Allison lives in?

I gave some guy a handjob in the garden behind that house. Next to you watch hokus pokus, just picture me in the back stroking dick

Miss Sheila, enchantress of the magic meat wand  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1537 on: November 03, 2022, 07:51:51 PM
I didnt finish him there, I more or less just played with it for a while. Too many people and too great a chance at getting caught. But still enjoyable


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Reply #1538 on: November 03, 2022, 07:58:41 PM
Since we're confessing things, I had some fun one night on a school swingset. I always had problems keeping a straight face at parent teacher nights afterwards


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Reply #1539 on: November 03, 2022, 08:04:03 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 03, 2022, 07:51:51 PM
I didnt finish him there, I more or less just played with it for a while. Too many people and too great a chance at getting caught. But still enjoyable

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