Tuesday night, my wife mounted me. She asked if I wanted to play the rape game. I said no, and she said that's the spirit. Apparently, after showing her that female spotted hyenas have functional penises, that she made the joke that if human women were like that, that there would be a whole lot less rapes. here is her scenerio:
Shes walking through the employee parking at the hospital, and enters the security blind spot, and a man (me) accosts her. Shes thrown to the ground and hes on her, gets her to her undies and when he rips them off, a big ol cock springs forth.
She says she would not even be upset, but like "Oh you see momma's packing? You started her fire, now let's cook." and she reverses it on him. then forces him to return there everyday or else she goes to his house and takes him infront of his friends and family.
Not making a joke about rape or making light of it. But maybe she is right. I would be terrified of my 123 pound, 5' 3" wife completely owning me like that. It both excites and terrifies me. But that is my confession.