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Reply #1380 on: July 11, 2022, 04:07:10 AM
I’m pretty sure Mormons don’t drink beer. But they will have five wives, and only three of those are under the age of 17.

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Reply #1381 on: July 11, 2022, 06:05:12 AM
Ask them if this is their way of trying to sell you their magical underwear.  Offer them a beer, a joint, some crystal meth, a 7th wife, some coffee.

I know it's your back yard and you can do what you want, but I highly recommend wearing at least a cup or something.  Just in case you hit a rock or some debris, it doesn't take a direct path to your junk.  Also, I don't even want to imagine getting sunburnt on the frank and beans.

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Reply #1382 on: July 11, 2022, 06:24:44 AM
Ask them if this is their way of trying to sell you their magical underwear.  Offer them a beer, a joint, some crystal meth, a 7th wife, some coffee.

I know it's your back yard and you can do what you want, but I highly recommend wearing at least a cup or something.  Just in case you hit a rock or some debris, it doesn't take a direct path to your junk.  Also, I don't even want to imagine getting sunburnt on the frank and beans.
I’m pretty sure Mormons don’t drink beer. But they will have five wives, and only three of those are under the age of 17.

I worked, saved, went to work with pbj's to get me a zero turn radius riding lawn mower. I got the front shield and all, but the only thing on me you see naked is my chest. Unless I stand up on it, but I dont as it likes to suddenly stop if I stand up, and that sends me rolling over the front, and my current fear is it doing that and then going Maximum Overdrive over my ass. Nope. So I put on a hat, sunscreen and sunglasses, a cup of iced tea in the cup holder, and my ear buds in, and crank some music and spend the ten minutes naked, in the sun, on my lawnmower. No one, not even neighbors and friends who catch me doing this give two flips as it's "Oh, its just Writer being Writer." Shrug and join my wife for cold lemonade. Also the seat is squishier than an office chair and I tend to sink in a little, so if my john thompson isn't standing at full attention, then you really do not see anything more than my hairy thighs and shirtless back and chest. So why should I cover up, because your wife *might* have seen my good boy and his toys? I nude sunbathe with my wife in the backyard, but no one has complained, but I get on my lawnmower naked and every mormon loses their shit.

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Those same people who I suspect complained to their leader about me, are living breathing hypocrites. They would literally hold conversations on their second floor balcony while me and my wife and friends nude sunbathe around my pool. They would come to pot luck parties and act like they are our friends. So why now, after the seventh time I rode the lawnmower naked, and before that pushed a push mower nude would they have a problem. There are no one under 18 in eyesight, they have no kids, and if they had guests, how could they see through a privacy fence AND hedges behind it from the first floor. I do not hate them, they are kind of nice people. But this shit has gotten too silly for my tastes. Hell, my wife invites them over to swim and they do come over and swim, EVEN AFTER my wife said that our pool is bathing suit optional. But I try not to be a dick, if someone with kids said something, I would stop, because I like harmony among neighbors. But if any more white shirt fools show up to put me in my place again, I might not be so nice. I try and respect others feelings, but in return I expect the same, or there is no way I can deal with you. But before I lay my anger on them, it might not be out of spite, I have an inkling of a thought that like LtBroccoli suggested, it might not be safe from their point of view for me to ride my mower naked. But even then, just tell me to my face, not some dipshit passive aggressive letter writing bullshit. and dont sic some mormon thugs on me. Just tell me to my face. I wont bite, fight or blow up. Too old to think with my fists. It just bothers me a whole lot. Sorry to rant.
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Reply #1383 on: July 12, 2022, 01:18:34 AM
My landlord hired a landscaper to dow the lawn, there are two men that show up and I would not.complain if either of them cut the lawn nude... most likely leave with a tip and a wet dick.💋



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Reply #1384 on: July 12, 2022, 12:32:46 PM
My landlord hired a landscaper to dow the lawn, there are two men that show up and I would not.complain if either of them cut the lawn nude... most likely leave with a tip and a wet dick.💋

Do they trim bushes as well?


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Reply #1385 on: July 14, 2022, 06:57:19 PM
I’m pretty sure Mormons don’t drink beer. But they will have five wives, and only three of those are under the age of 17.

Corb Lund, an Alberta based country singer has a song called Family Reunion. In the song he talks about "the Mormons and the drinkers and the Mormons who drink".

The song also has a line about discovering that the girl you dated in high school is your second cousin. Apparently, in Alberta that's cool.

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Reply #1386 on: July 14, 2022, 08:57:02 PM
We had a big Mormon temple (YFZ Ranch) raided in West Texas 14 years ago, and only about half the mothers found were of legal age. I think they took about 700 people into custody. In the end, eleven FLDS men were given prison sentences for crimes related to bigamy and sexual assault. They all went back to Utah in the end.

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Reply #1387 on: July 14, 2022, 10:14:37 PM

We had a big Mormon temple (YFZ Ranch) raided in West Texas 14 years ago, and only about half the mothers found were of legal age. I think they took about 700 people into custody. In the end, eleven FLDS men were given prison sentences for crimes related to bigamy and sexual assault. They all went back to Utah in the end.


I recall reading about the raid, but I never learned the results.

Thanks for filling me in.





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Reply #1388 on: July 23, 2022, 12:55:46 AM
I confess I left work this afternoon, masturbated twice, enjoyed a brief nap, then went back to work. When they asked me where I’d been, I said I had to run over to the courthouse to pick something up” (my cock. twice). I also confess I have a bunch of Reddit porn on my phone I’m going to post later.

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Reply #1389 on: July 23, 2022, 01:13:48 AM
I confess I left work this afternoon, masturbated twice, enjoyed a brief nap, then went back to work. When they asked me where I’d been, I said I had to run over to the courthouse to pick something up” (my cock. twice). I also confess I have a bunch of Reddit porn on my phone I’m going to post later.

I confess I want to live PH's life for a day, but I know I would get him disbarred for not knowing how to lawyer. Also eagerly awaiting reddit porn. Also, I came on my lunch break because HR ladies dont have time for rules or dress codes. There was the head of HR's secretary went without undies today, and her skirt was half way up her thighs. So they dismissed me for lunch and I went to my office to beat my dick like it owed me money. I mean I seen all of the secretaries secrets. It was hot.

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Reply #1390 on: July 23, 2022, 01:42:06 AM
We had a big Mormon temple (YFZ Ranch) raided in West Texas 14 years ago, and only about half the mothers found were of legal age. I think they took about 700 people into custody. In the end, eleven FLDS men were given prison sentences for crimes related to bigamy and sexual assault. They all went back to Utah in the end.

That reminds me of my one and only police raid. Dozens of cops burst into a cellar full of folks listening to live music and carried off about a dozen of us, presumably on suspicion of carrying drugs. The rest of us were left sitting on the cold concrete floor, wondering what we were going to do for the next four or five hours, until the buses and trains began moving.

An hour later a guy in flowing robes, looking like something out of the Old Testament, began circulating around the cellar, handing out sheets of paper. "Map and directions to a place with tea, coffee, and snacks, and free legal advice!"

I took a sheet, and so did my friends. All the sheets were blank.

Totally weird.
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Reply #1391 on: July 23, 2022, 01:50:35 AM
We only have 6 females in the whole law firm, and they are extremely asexual. I stopped fucking the help a long time ago. But it doesn’t mean I would not enjoy some eye candy.

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Reply #1392 on: July 25, 2022, 05:42:11 AM
While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.

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Reply #1393 on: July 25, 2022, 12:33:13 PM
While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.

What a coincidence.  When I am at the beach I want a random lady to swim up reach around from behind and put their hand in my swim trunks and jerk me off.  ;D

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Reply #1394 on: July 25, 2022, 03:55:55 PM
While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.

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Reply #1395 on: July 27, 2022, 12:29:47 AM
While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

What a coincidence.  When I am at the beach I want a random lady to swim up reach around from behind and put their hand in my swim trunks and jerk me off.  ;D



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Reply #1396 on: July 27, 2022, 12:12:17 PM

While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

What a coincidence.  When I am at the beach I want a random lady to swim up reach around from behind and put their hand in my swim trunks and jerk me off.  ;D


Another tip, Freesnowden.  Posts get a lot of blank lines inserted in them.  When you quote someone, to avoid confusion make sure you scroll down and add your additional text after the last [/quote]


While at the beach I really want to swim up to random guys and slide my hand in their swim trunks while wrapping them up from behind and get them off.

What a coincidence.  When I am at the beach I want a random lady to swim up reach around from behind and put their hand in my swim trunks and jerk me off.  ;D
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1397 on: August 03, 2022, 02:16:08 PM
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Reply #1398 on: August 04, 2022, 04:00:56 AM
I got drunk last night and sent too many lustful photos to people I shouldn't  :facepalm:

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Reply #1399 on: August 04, 2022, 04:37:16 AM
I got drunk last night and sent too many lustful photos to people I shouldn't  :facepalm:

Did you only mean to send a couple to them?

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