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Reply #1320 on: May 10, 2022, 03:07:46 AM
Clitty after the vacuum treatment. So pink and swollen.



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Reply #1321 on: May 14, 2022, 01:50:52 PM
Woke up horny af this morning. It is so bad it was distracting me at the gym this morning. Eveything looked like a machine used for sex to me.



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Reply #1322 on: May 14, 2022, 02:10:34 PM
Woke up horny af this morning. It is so bad it was distracting me at the gym this morning. Eveything looked like a machine used for sex to me.

That was me yesterday.   Dan and I went on a run.  He is in far better shape than I am so we separated.  I watched him out in front of me and enjoyed his rear end view. A bit later I stopped at a park to stretch a bit.  There were 3 guys in their mid-late 20's that were in great shape, playing frisbees golf. I enjoyed that view. I got home 5 minutes before Dan and was sitting on the step in the garage stretching, Dan came jogging in and we chatted for a bit.  Then he peeled his sweaty t-shirt off his upper body.  That was it.  "Come on, I need you right now," I said grabbing his hand and pulling him inside.

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Reply #1323 on: May 14, 2022, 02:37:01 PM
God damn, now you've got me thinking of sweaty men, and glistening torsos. It is going to be a long day for me. I'll probably end up using the bathroom for some self love before the day is over... maybe a noon quickie if Allan is free.



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Reply #1324 on: May 14, 2022, 05:43:03 PM
My wife woke up this morning in a dangerous level of horny. We ended up breaking an antique dresser. :(

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Reply #1325 on: May 17, 2022, 09:20:40 PM
I was having coffee with Ben this morning like normal. We don't quite a bit just like before we started sleeping together, and I had an extremely strong urge to have sex with him again. Two things stopped this from happening, the thought he would say no and it would be awkward, and that my sister had texted me asking for some help. Gave me a good reason to leave before I did something I may have regretted

Sometimes I miss that dick...



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Reply #1326 on: May 17, 2022, 09:30:19 PM
The same friend who made the sucking cock remark is back flirting with me.  She's busy moving house, and sent me a photo of her very very small lingerie she discovered. By accident. Yeah. I'm not buying that either.



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Reply #1327 on: May 17, 2022, 09:43:23 PM
The same friend who made the sucking cock remark is back flirting with me.  She's busy moving house, and sent me a photo of her very very small lingerie she discovered. By accident. Yeah. I'm not buying that either.
Well, if it is that case, and if you both aren’t seeing anyone, then maybe, maybe you could give it a thought? Just a suggestion…
Though it’s totally upto you,
Could just friendzone her if you aren’t interested in her that way.



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Reply #1328 on: May 17, 2022, 09:53:54 PM
Sometimes I miss that dick...

So do we  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1329 on: May 18, 2022, 03:12:41 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1330 on: May 18, 2022, 03:37:21 PM

I forsee a threesome.  :emot_cheerlead:

If I could pick two right now...
However, I doubt Allan would be into it, and I know Ben wouldnt be.



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Reply #1331 on: May 18, 2022, 04:52:52 PM
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I want an erotic Pillow war with everyone on KB.

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Reply #1332 on: May 18, 2022, 05:55:07 PM
Confession:

I want an erotic Pillow war with everyone on KB.
That’s a great idea ! Maybe it could be something in the fun-and-games section?  ;D



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Reply #1333 on: May 20, 2022, 04:14:11 AM
 :emot_laughing:the best emoji I've seen so far but I've only seen 3 others
Confession:

I want an erotic Pillow war with everyone on KB.
Sometimes I miss that dick...

So do we  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #1334 on: May 23, 2022, 05:08:29 AM
I've been watching movies on Amazon prime pretty much all day, and I watched two movies today that I thought I'd never watch even though it stared an actor that I crush on hard. yes I posted him in the "celebrity I'd like to fuck" thread. On the second movie, I saw an an actress that gave me that same, wow feeling I get when I see Kate Beckinsale...

When talking with friends in the past, I always listed Rashida Jones as a possibility, but I think this actress might actually deserve that spot.



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Reply #1335 on: May 23, 2022, 02:21:49 PM
I've always loved Rashida Jones.   Talented actress.   

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Reply #1336 on: May 24, 2022, 02:46:21 AM
Confession:

I want to play real or fake with my wife and a few of her friends.

Game is simple: Blindfold one woman, and me and the rest take turns fucking her, and see if she can guess if its my real dick, or her friends with a strapon.

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Reply #1337 on: May 24, 2022, 04:15:09 AM
Game is simple: Blindfold one woman, and me and the rest take turns fucking her, and see if she can guess if its my real dick, or her friends with a strapon.

That reminds me of “A Frolic at Lord A.’s” in My Secret Life, the eleven-volume autobiography of a sex-mad Victorian gentleman called Walter.

In Volume 2 Chapter XIV he describes a dinner party at which the guests (three men and three women) begin discussing a divorce case that was making the headlines at the time.

A husband came home earlier than usual and found his wife in bed with another man. He sued for divorce on the grounds of infidelity. His wife contested the divorce, claiming that she’d gone to bed early, fallen asleep, and thought that it was her husband who was fucking her -- until she heard him come in the front door and realized that it couldn’t be him.

The ladies at the dinner party dismissed the woman’s story as unbelievable, insisting that any woman would know that the cock inside her wasn’t her husband’s. A cheerful debate followed, along with much drinking. The men challenged the women to prove that, in the dark, they could tell one cock from another. In a pitch-dark room the ladies stood in a row and the men approached them in turn, trouserless and erect. The ladies had no trouble identifying their husband/partner. So the men revised the challenge, the servants were dismissed for the night, and the three drunken couples had at it on the bedroom floor, the ladies once again scoring full marks.




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Reply #1338 on: May 24, 2022, 05:06:31 AM
Game is simple: Blindfold one woman, and me and the rest take turns fucking her, and see if she can guess if its my real dick, or her friends with a strapon.

That reminds me of “A Frolic at Lord A.’s” in My Secret Life, the eleven-volume autobiography of a sex-mad Victorian gentleman called Walter.

In Volume 2 Chapter XIV he describes a dinner party at which the guests (three men and three women) begin discussing a divorce case that was making the headlines at the time.

A husband came home earlier than usual and found his wife in bed with another man. He sued for divorce on the grounds of infidelity. His wife contested the divorce, claiming that she’d gone to bed early, fallen asleep, and thought that it was her husband who was fucking her -- until she heard him come in the front door and realized that it couldn’t be him.

The ladies at the dinner party dismissed the woman’s story as unbelievable, insisting that any woman would know that the cock inside her wasn’t her husband’s. A cheerful debate followed, along with much drinking. The men challenged the women to prove that, in the dark, they could tell one cock from another. In a pitch-dark room the ladies stood in a row and the men approached them in turn, trouserless and erect. The ladies had no trouble identifying their husband/partner. So the men revised the challenge, the servants were dismissed for the night, and the three drunken couples had at it on the bedroom floor, the ladies once again scoring full marks.

Thank you for suggesting a book to add to my collection, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the works of De Sade myself, just because they were quite imaginative for their time, if you look past the sex a little.

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Reply #1339 on: June 02, 2022, 02:03:06 AM
I molested Allan last night in his sleep. 😇🤫

I thought with him coming home, he'd like a little action, however since he was driving with his dad and some other family, he was quite tired. They had gone to Arlington for memorial day as his great uncle is there. He goes every year with their dad and grandpa and others. He was so tired when I got there, and he fell asleep shortly after we started watching the last bit of Ozark, which I still havent finished as I promised I'd watch it with him. Two episodes to go and he fell asleep half way through through episode 13.

Anyways, I've been so horny and wanting lately that even as he slumbered I let my hands wander. He has such a nice solid package I couldn't not grope it just a little. That being said, I just got off the phone with him and he apparently wasnt sleeping as soundly as I thought.

Had a fun bit of joking and teasing about me not going more. It felt so good, yet so wrong. Like I was on the verge of raping him. I figured he wouldnt have minded and as he said he wouldnt have, he w0yld just rather be more aware to enjoy it.

I can be such a dirty whore.😇