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Reply #1300 on: April 17, 2022, 02:10:00 PM
The concierge at the last hotel I stayed at was very attractive, and I've been fantasizing about going back there so I can performing oral on him while he serves other guests, and then we make a mess of my hotel room.

This was in my head last night with Allan


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Reply #1301 on: April 17, 2022, 03:34:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 17, 2022, 02:10:00 PM
The concierge at the last hotel I stayed at was very attractive, and I've been fantasizing about going back there so I can performing oral on him while he serves other guests, and then we make a mess of my hotel room.

This was in my head last night with Allan

You are on fire girl.  🔥🔥🔥

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Reply #1302 on: May 01, 2022, 12:46:39 AM
Did I mention I have a really large dick? I didn’t think so.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1303 on: May 01, 2022, 03:37:30 AM
If Toe were Russian, his nickname would be Tsar Donga 😉


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Reply #1304 on: May 01, 2022, 06:42:52 AM
bolshoi chlen. LOL.

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Reply #1305 on: May 02, 2022, 02:58:12 PM
I confess to having a sexual relationship with a teammate's wife after walking her back to the Hotel while her drunk husband stayed behind to smoke cigars. We've been meeting for sex twice a week for over 6 months now.

I also confess to sleeping with my niece prior to giving her a car (91 Ford Mustang 5.0 31,000 miles) that I had in storage.

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Reply #1306 on: May 02, 2022, 03:19:04 PM
Quote from: Supersoftball on May 02, 2022, 02:58:12 PM

I also confess to sleeping with my niece prior to giving her a car (91 Ford Mustang 5.0 31,000 miles) that I had in storage.





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Reply #1307 on: May 04, 2022, 07:44:34 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on May 01, 2022, 06:42:52 AM
bolshoi chlen. LOL.

Bilingual - I like it. I do that a lot having a background in several languages.

So, if you are Russian, you would be Bolshoi sobaka.

French would be Gros chien.

That is all.

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Reply #1308 on: May 04, 2022, 08:25:21 PM
I have always called it my “kher” (хер) with my Slavic lady friends. I think that means cock.

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Reply #1309 on: May 04, 2022, 08:35:30 PM
as Chuck Berry used to say - My Ding A Ling (universal language).

one of the originals

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Reply #1310 on: May 05, 2022, 09:44:23 PM
I have to confess that I like showing my cock I know that is no secret at KB I thank you al for putting up with me and some encouragement that I have received

Pussy oh how sweet it is

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Reply #1311 on: May 05, 2022, 09:55:40 PM
"getting to know you, getting to know all about you"

jk shaver you are on the up and up.

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Reply #1313 on: May 06, 2022, 01:54:30 AM
I have 112 porn pics that I have saved to post to KB. As I look through adult things, I save random pics thinking, "He'll like that," and "That one works for that thread" but I have posted any of them... deleted


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Reply #1314 on: May 06, 2022, 01:25:03 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on May 06, 2022, 01:54:30 AM
I have 112 porn pics that I have saved to post to KB. As I look through adult things, I save random pics thinking, "He'll like that," and "That one works for that thread" but I have posted any of them... deleted

I scroll through Reddit, and save photos for a re-posting. Sometimes I do, and sometimes I don’t. But it’s always funny when my phone gives me the “daily reminders” and I see some awesome porn I saved a year or two ago that I never looked at again. I make myself horny.

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Reply #1315 on: May 09, 2022, 05:56:07 AM
I have a confession, prepare the stake and fire.

Lately I wanted to see just how sensitive my wife's body is asleep. I mean, I can usually slip my cock in, and she moans cutely, as she knows I do this. But I wanted to see how far I can go with the rest of her body before she wakes up to either enjoy it or stop me.

So far I have put the spring type clothes pins on her nipples. Started with one, and now up to one on each. Last night, after the clothes pins did not wake her up, I looked down her body, I put a clothes pin on her outie belly button. Its cute. Tonight I want to try her clit with a clothes pin, but I am afraid.

*Status report*

Last night, I put the clothes pin on her clit. She came. alot. then woke up and playfully punched me. So as punishment for making her soil the bed, I have to wear clothes pins on my nipples after work while the kids are doing their thing.
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Reply #1316 on: May 09, 2022, 10:08:02 PM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on May 09, 2022, 05:56:07 AM
I have a confession, prepare the stake and fire.

Lately I wanted to see just how sensitive my wife's body is asleep. I mean, I can usually slip my cock in, and she moans cutely, as she knows I do this. But I wanted to see how far I can go with the rest of her body before she wakes up to either enjoy it or stop me.

So far I have put the spring type clothes pins on her nipples. Started with one, and now up to one on each. Last night, after the clothes pins did not wake her up, I looked down her body, I put a clothes pin on her outie belly button. Its cute. Tonight I want to try her clit with a clothes pin, but I am afraid.

*Status report*

Last night, I put the clothes pin on her clit. She came. alot. then woke up and playfully punched me. So as punishment for making her soil the bed, I have to wear clothes pins on my nipples after work while the kids are doing their thing.

In the pursuit of scientific knowledge, risks must be taken  ;D


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Reply #1317 on: May 10, 2022, 12:10:41 AM
Since I am a big fan of clips, clamps, and rubber bands, I like this idea. Very much.

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Reply #1318 on: May 10, 2022, 01:26:27 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on May 10, 2022, 12:10:41 AM
Since I am a big fan of clips, clamps, and rubber bands, I like this idea. Very much.

I used the softer wooden ones with that spring on them, because I considered those paper holder clamp things, but that would be too painful too fast.

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Reply #1319 on: May 10, 2022, 02:59:46 AM
Quote from: Writers Bloque on May 10, 2022, 01:26:27 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on May 10, 2022, 12:10:41 AM
Since I am a big fan of clips, clamps, and rubber bands, I like this idea. Very much.

I used the softer wooden ones with that spring on them, because I considered those paper holder clamp things, but that would be too painful too fast.

I have these vacuum clamps for nipples and the clit. You create a seal on the little gasket and twist the top to create a vacuum; it sucks everything up into the tube.



Clitty after the vacuum treatment. So pink and swollen.


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