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Reply #1260 on: February 02, 2022, 04:44:09 PM
Good to know I did something right most of my life. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1261 on: February 02, 2022, 04:46:57 PM
7 Weird Things That Happen When You Masturbate

Well I need to do it more to help out with #6.  Cause this girl has constantly got cravings.

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Reply #1262 on: February 02, 2022, 09:31:57 PM
7 Weird Things That Happen When You Masturbate

#5 La petite mort (French pronunciation: ​[la p(ə)tit mɔʁ]; "the little death") is an expression which means "the brief loss or weakening of consciousness" and in modern usage refers specifically to "the sensation of post orgasm as likened to death." Rubbing one out will always help you fall asleep.

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Reply #1263 on: February 02, 2022, 09:59:42 PM
Rubbing one out will always help you fall asleep.

It helps Dan fall asleep.
I'm awake for an hour, sometimes two.  I'll have my eyes closed and resting while snuggled up against him or with him spooning me, but I am never asleep afterward.

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Reply #1264 on: February 03, 2022, 01:36:25 AM
I've discovered, since we've moved to an apartment with a private area on the roof, that I really like laying naked in the sun.

That is all.

That is all.


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Reply #1265 on: February 03, 2022, 01:54:15 AM
I've discovered, since we've moved to an apartment with a private area on the roof, that I really like laying naked in the sun.

I envy you. The last time I went naked was on a clothing-optional beach in Canada. No garden or private area where I live now, and no plans to go skinny-dipping in the sea.



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Reply #1266 on: February 05, 2022, 04:20:03 AM
Facebook had a question, “What was your favorite after school snack?” And I said “Kelijon Smith’s hairy pussy on a bench behind the rock gym.” Too much honesty?

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Reply #1267 on: February 05, 2022, 04:30:47 AM
Facebook had a question, “What was your favorite after school snack?” And I said “Kelijon Smith’s hairy pussy on a bench behind the rock gym.” Too much honesty?

I don't do Facebook. Was that a private question to gauge your interests? (That sounds absolutely awful, but I think you know what I mean.)

Your response reminds me of a casting video I saw some time back. The interviewer was probing the porn-star wannabe with prurient questions.

"Have you ever had sex in any unusual places?"

"Yes in the boy's locker room at school."

"Who with?"

"The soccer team."

"How many of them?"

"All of them."

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Reply #1269 on: February 12, 2022, 02:16:02 PM
Rubbing one out will always help you fall asleep.
It helps Dan fall asleep.
I'm awake for an hour, sometimes two.  I'll have my eyes closed and resting while snuggled up against him or with him spooning me, but I am never asleep afterward.
During that time of insomnia,
I tried this method.
Though it’s only beneficial if one is relaxed and truly distracted.
If rushed through, just to get it over with, yields no positive effect and only a waste of time…  :facepalm:



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Reply #1270 on: February 13, 2022, 03:25:34 PM
Funny Idea confession:

I want to make a real life burlesque club with everyone on KB. Because damn, this is a collection of beautiful women and handsome men. and have everyone act out some stories written here on stage. that is all.

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Reply #1271 on: February 13, 2022, 04:28:08 PM

Funny Idea confession:

I want to make a real life burlesque club with everyone on KB. Because damn, this is a collection of beautiful women and handsome men. and have everyone act out some stories written here on stage. that is all.


Please let us know when tickets go on sale.

I wouldn't miss that for anything!






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Reply #1272 on: February 13, 2022, 04:31:59 PM
Funny Idea confession:

I want to make a real life burlesque club with everyone on KB. Because damn, this is a collection of beautiful women and handsome men. and have everyone act out some stories written here on stage. that is all.

Feeling stupid here…
What’s a Burlesque Club?
(With reference to underlined part) An improv show?



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Reply #1273 on: February 13, 2022, 05:41:33 PM
Funny Idea confession:

I want to make a real life burlesque club with everyone on KB. Because damn, this is a collection of beautiful women and handsome men. and have everyone act out some stories written here on stage. that is all.

Feeling stupid here…
What’s a Burlesque Club?
(With reference to underlined part) An improv show?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlesque this but with more sexy. Think Moulin Rouge, but even more sexy. Pretty much an upper scale gentlepersons club, but with the stars doing funny and sexy things. The best example I have atm is the pussycat dolls, before they went full music, or the burlesque dolls that play here in my down monthly before the vid lockdowns.
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Reply #1274 on: February 13, 2022, 05:55:52 PM
Funny Idea confession:

I want to make a real life burlesque club with everyone on KB. Because damn, this is a collection of beautiful women and handsome men. and have everyone act out some stories written here on stage. that is all.

Feeling stupid here…
What’s a Burlesque Club?
(With reference to underlined part) An improv show?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burlesque this but with more sexy. Think Moulin Rouge, but even more sexy. Pretty much an upper scale gentlepersons club, but with the stars doing funny and sexy things. The best example I have atm is the pussycat dolls, before they went full music, or the burlesque dolls that play here in my down monthly before the vid lockdowns.

My grandpa told me when he was in his 20s he took his dad to a burlesque show. This was the 1920s.  He said his dad was so overwhelmed by it (he'd never been to anything like it), he put his still lit pipe into his coat pocket and the coat caught on fire.

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Reply #1275 on: February 13, 2022, 06:43:09 PM

My grandpa told me when he was in his 20s he took his dad to a burlesque show. This was the 1920s.  He said his dad was so overwhelmed by it (he'd never been to anything like it), he put his still lit pipe into his coat pocket and the coat caught on fire.


"Anything Goes" is a song written by Cole Porter for his musical of the same name in 1934. The second verse opens with a declaration, “ In olden days, a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking. But now, God knows, anything goes.”

My grandfather was born in the trailing days of the Victorian era, and passed after man had landed on the moon, Playboy was on newsstands, and Deep Throat in theaters. That was an amazing period of rapid social sexual change. And it just keeps changing.

I always wondered how many women he fucked in his life. My grandmother was a looker in her youth, but quite prudish. Grandfather travelled incessantly, so I would not be surprised to learn he had a perverted side. I got this from somebody!

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Reply #1276 on: February 14, 2022, 03:31:07 AM
Shiela had me flogging my dolphin all afternoon, so I finally got out the penis pump, and rigged that puppy up. I haven’t used it in a very long time, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t make my cock grotesquely large. Of course that’s the kind of thing that Shiela seems to really enjoy. I’m still waiting for you on the porch honey. Bring a stick of butter from the refrigerator.
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Reply #1277 on: February 14, 2022, 03:35:57 AM
From now on this will be known as Shiela's Super Sunday. Screw football. ;D

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Reply #1278 on: February 14, 2022, 01:41:15 PM
From now on this will be known as Shiela's Super Sunday. Screw football. ;D

Well, I love that this is going to be an annual thing for the Super Bowl.  I think I might do it next year.  Or maybe S can have the Super Bowl and I'll do the Kentucky Derby (my favorite annual event).

And maybe the guys can do it on 4th of July, (Nathans HotDog eating contest)

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Reply #1279 on: February 14, 2022, 02:16:17 PM
From now on this will be known as Shiela's Super Sunday. Screw football. ;D

Well, I love that this is going to be an annual thing for the Super Bowl.  I think I might do it next year.  Or maybe S can have the Super Bowl and I'll do the Kentucky Derby (my favorite annual event).

And maybe the guys can do it on 4th of July, (Nathans HotDog eating contest)

I second this, though how about a pie eating contest too?  ;D

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