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Reply #1240 on: January 12, 2022, 07:56:52 PM
Well. If that's not a reason to visit the optometrist, nothing is  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1241 on: January 12, 2022, 07:59:15 PM
Quote from: Dirtymind on January 12, 2022, 07:56:52 PM
Well. If that's not a reason to visit the optometrist, nothing is  :emot_laughing:
Tell me about it… already I’m having issues with my eyes.
Have a fear of 🙀
Just when COVID goes away, I’ll get a laser treatment asap!


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Reply #1242 on: January 12, 2022, 08:10:25 PM
They said if I kept "doing it" I'd go blind. Maybe this is a sign. :facepalm:

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Reply #1243 on: January 12, 2022, 08:11:48 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 12, 2022, 08:10:25 PM
They said if I kept "doing it" I'd go blind. Maybe this is a sign. :facepalm:
If you mean, what I think you mean.
Then don’t worry, that fact is a hoax. ;D


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Reply #1244 on: January 12, 2022, 08:35:10 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 12, 2022, 07:56:39 PM
He's my inspiration  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Maybe I should do a Miss Sheila update  ^-^


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Reply #1245 on: January 13, 2022, 12:08:34 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 12, 2022, 06:04:06 AM
Can’t find the dream thread, but I had a rare sex dream just before I woke this morning (late and just before I needed to be online working).  I was fucking a blonde girl.  I almost never recognize girls in sex dreams as being someone I know, so this time after waking and thinking about it I’m going to imagine it was Shiela.

You're such a gentleman  :emot_kiss:

I saw something like this a while ago, can't remember where or when, but it was a cartoon. The woman was locked in the stocks, and the man was saying, "as long as I stay inside you, they can't get to you"


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Reply #1246 on: January 19, 2022, 05:18:25 PM
As I said in the Fantasy-feeling-terrible-about thread,
I do regret doing this, as I feel it’s stalkative behaviour,
But, whenever I am waiting around for a pm, and see the sender is online, I set up camp here Waiting for the familiar no. 1 with the red highlight…  :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:😔😔
Same goes for posts, but instead of there, I anchor myself to the recent posts section on the bottom of the main index.  :facepalm: 😔😟😔


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Reply #1247 on: January 19, 2022, 05:39:51 PM
Part of the obsessiveness?


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Reply #1248 on: January 19, 2022, 05:42:47 PM


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Reply #1249 on: January 19, 2022, 06:04:56 PM
Sometimes the other person takes a day or two to answer a PM, so I'd be sitting there a long time if I did nothing but waited for the reply. Who knows, maybe I just need to write better PMs :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1250 on: January 19, 2022, 07:02:23 PM
Or realize that the person may have a dozen PMs to reply to, and they don't have the time to reply to them all, and still be active on the public boards.


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Reply #1251 on: January 19, 2022, 07:25:35 PM
I know, but apparently I can't go too long without poking fun at myself  ;D


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Reply #1252 on: January 19, 2022, 08:09:43 PM


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Reply #1253 on: February 01, 2022, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 01, 2022, 01:06:19 PM
KB note: When I had a migraine, it made me horny and I usually would masturbate. The headache would ease when I'd cum, but was back again soon. :facepalm:

Confession time (Medical).  Your "I usually would masturbate" reminded me of it.

About once a month (or less often) I experience severe rectal pain when I'm sleeping. It wakes me up and there is no getting back to sleep. During an annual physical, I mentioned it to my doctor and he diagnosed it as Proctalgia Fugax.

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Proctalgia fugax is pain or cramping felt around your buttocks and rectum.
The rectum is the last part of the large intestine, ending in the anus,
which removes solid waste from the body. ‌

This pain is the result of spasms or cramps of your pelvic floor muscles,
anal sphincter muscles, or rectum muscles. Because proctalgia fugax is
unpredictable, it is difficult for doctors to diagnose or researchers to study.
Proctalgia fugax is temporary rectal pain. You may have intense pain for a
short time. Cramps in your rectum may last from a few seconds to several
minutes.

Mine usually lasts 45 minutes or longer. The doctor recommended sitting in a hot bath. Well, first, I no longer have a bath in my master bath so I'd have to go up to the upstairs bathroom, and secondly, I don't want to get in the bath in the middle of the night.

I discovered that I can masturbate and that helps alleviate the pain much quicker.

The next time I visited my doctor, he was reviewing notes from my previous visits and asked if I had experienced any more 'anal cramps'. I told him I had. He asked if the warm bath helped. I explained it was inconvenient for me as I mentioned above. I then added that I masturbate and it seems to go away quicker. I caught him off guard with that one. He then broke eye contact and made some notes in my file while mentioning he will keep that in mind when other patients complain of night time cramping.






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Reply #1254 on: February 01, 2022, 08:10:49 PM
WOO! For stopping a doctor in his tracks. They're usually so unflappable. :D

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Reply #1255 on: February 01, 2022, 08:42:05 PM
Doctor MJ, helping anal pain/cramping one orgasm at a time.

Seriously though, that had to be weird to be woken up to. I've woken up to leg cramps, but never that. Good on you for finding a fun remedy


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Reply #1256 on: February 02, 2022, 01:13:58 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 01, 2022, 07:52:11 PM
He then broke eye contact and made some notes in my file while mentioning he will keep that in mind when other patients complain of night time cramping.

I bet he had some “night time cramping” that night. His wife was probably walking a little bow legged by morning also. Thanks for the sore pussy Nurse Julie!

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Reply #1257 on: February 02, 2022, 02:32:23 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 01, 2022, 07:52:11 PM
About once a month (or less often) I experience severe rectal pain when I'm sleeping. It wakes me up and there is no getting back to sleep. During an annual physical, I mentioned it to my doctor and he diagnosed it as Proctalgia Fugax.

I get that occasionally and didn't know it had a name. Some time ago I talked it over with my family doctor, and he prescribed some kind of Chinese herbal mixture, which didn't help. A friend recommended popping a mineral supplement (magnesium, I think) or eating bananas, which likewise didn't help. I've learned to live with it.


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Reply #1258 on: February 02, 2022, 01:05:49 PM
Quote from: Hilda on February 02, 2022, 02:32:23 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 01, 2022, 07:52:11 PM
About once a month (or less often) I experience severe rectal pain when I'm sleeping. It wakes me up and there is no getting back to sleep. During an annual physical, I mentioned it to my doctor and he diagnosed it as Proctalgia Fugax.

I get that occasionally and didn't know it had a name. Some time ago I talked it over with my family doctor, and he prescribed some kind of Chinese herbal mixture, which didn't help. A friend recommended popping a mineral supplement (magnesium, I think) or eating bananas, which likewise didn't help. I've learned to live with it.

My doctor also mentioned magnesium, but when it happens so infrequently, it's hard to say if I was lacking in magnesium that day.  Well, not sure about with guys, but masturbating helps on the female side.

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Reply #1259 on: February 02, 2022, 04:26:19 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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