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Reply #1220 on: January 09, 2022, 11:54:00 PM

Wrote my first fictional porn story during my holiday break.

Did I ever tell you I had have a thing for Bill Clinton?
(Gasp!) Does Tommy know? ???

Shoot, I have a thing for a lot of people.
And yes, I let my men know which other guys turn me on.  Dan knows of them all. Nothing to hide.
In fact, I just mentioned to Dan that Prince Harry gets my engine running.
His response, "Have at it, but be warned, Meghan will scratch your eyes out."
True I thought.





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Reply #1221 on: January 10, 2022, 12:14:30 AM
It's the saxophone right? Dont knownwhy, but a man with a saxophone is immediately sexier.



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Reply #1222 on: January 10, 2022, 01:38:51 AM
It's the saxophone right? Dont knownwhy, but a man with a saxophone is immediately sexier.

The sax is in the story. Very small part. Mentioned but once in the first paragraph.

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Reply #1223 on: January 10, 2022, 02:18:52 AM
And...how soon will we see this story?

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Reply #1224 on: January 10, 2022, 03:36:43 AM
And...how soon will we see this story?

Had actually forgotten about it. It's sitting in my gmail's drafts folder. Let me look at it and give it a proofread. Hopefully post it by Wednesday.

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Reply #1225 on: January 10, 2022, 01:58:36 PM

Wrote my first fictional porn story during my holiday break.

Did I ever tell you I had have a thing for Bill Clinton?

Even after seeing (or maybe you didn't) "Impeachment: American Crime Story" ?


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #1226 on: January 10, 2022, 02:14:33 PM
Even after seeing (or maybe you didn't) "Impeachment: American Crime Story" ?

The last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.



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Reply #1227 on: January 11, 2022, 06:49:00 AM
Even after seeing (or maybe you didn't) "Impeachment: American Crime Story" ?

The last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.

Woo for that. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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Reply #1228 on: January 11, 2022, 06:54:03 AM
I confess I didn’t do a goddamn thing all day, except spank my cock over some photos that are very naughty person sent to me. I  emptied my balls twice, then took a three hour nap. And of  course, I had to watch the national collegiate football debacle. So it was truly a useless, unproductive day. Yeah me.

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Reply #1229 on: January 11, 2022, 07:05:54 AM
spank my cock over some photos that are very naughty person sent to me. I  emptied my balls twice

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it was truly a useless, unproductive day.

I'm sure the very naughty person was happy to hear back that you inspired them to two good spanking sessions. So it sounds like you had a productive day, pumping up both your and her serotonin levels  ;D



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Reply #1230 on: January 12, 2022, 06:04:06 AM
Can’t find the dream thread, but I had a rare sex dream just before I woke this morning (late and just before I needed to be online working).  I was fucking a blonde girl.  I almost never recognize girls in sex dreams as being someone I know, so this time after after waking and thinking about it I’m going to imagine it was Shiela.

Well in the dream, the fucking wasn’t exactly consensual, but it wasn’t quite rape either.  I even had to spit on my cock to get inside her.  We were in a forest, and the girl was complaining about sticks and roots making her uncomfortable, so I kept trying to get more leaves under us.  And then suddenly the forest filled up with workmen and equipment.  Some of the workers were standing over us asking me to hurry up so they could take their turn with the blonde girl.  At this point to protect her I began doing my best to delay gratification.  So there I was down in the leaves slowly fucking a blonde girl trying to get a bunch of guys to go away while also hearing the girl whine about getting sore (and me thinking she’ll be a whole lot more sore if I do stop).

And then I woke in a daze with a hard on and had to run to my computer to log on to see if I had a 8AM meeting.  My first meeting was at 9.



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Reply #1231 on: January 12, 2022, 05:58:11 PM
So I just got done applying lotion and some oils, and I forgot to tell you, Allan says my vagina tastes like piña colada.
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Reply #1232 on: January 12, 2022, 06:01:31 PM
So I just got done applying location and some oils, and I forgot to tell you, Allan says my vagina tastes like piña colada.

So heaven tastes like pina colada?  ;D

I'm sorry, that was really fucking cheesy  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :facepalm:



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Reply #1233 on: January 12, 2022, 06:05:51 PM
So I just got done applying lotion and some oils, and I forgot to tell you, Allan says my vagina tastes like piña colada.

So heaven tastes like pina colada?  ;D

I'm sorry, that was really fucking cheesy  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :facepalm:

That's not what my heaven tastes like.



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Reply #1234 on: January 12, 2022, 06:10:37 PM
We used to drink Pina Coladas sin alcohol when in Mexico. Now I can relate that taste to something delectable. ;D

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Reply #1236 on: January 12, 2022, 06:53:25 PM
Confession,
Lately,
I’ve been confusion Miss Shiela’s pfp with Dirtymind’s pfp.



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Reply #1237 on: January 12, 2022, 07:53:33 PM
I did that to. Even sent him a PM. :facepalm:

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Reply #1238 on: January 12, 2022, 07:55:30 PM
I did that to. Even sent him a PM. :facepalm:
Oops. 😬😅



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Reply #1239 on: January 12, 2022, 07:56:39 PM
He's my inspiration  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: