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Reply #660 on: November 17, 2019, 07:57:52 PM
I got really *disgustingly* drunk last night, and blew chow around two a.m.  Haven’t done that in ages.  My Russian was playing bartender last night, but only knows how to make really strong drinks, and jet fuel.  She was serving jet fuel last night.  I had been drinking beer during college ball, then poured three or four of her highballs on that.  Wow.   
 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:


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Reply #661 on: November 17, 2019, 08:39:13 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on November 17, 2019, 07:57:52 PM
I got really *disgustingly* drunk last night, and blew chow around two a.m.  Haven’t done that in ages. 

It might have had something else in the mix, like a bug.  It's November, and while alcohol has been proven to cause vomiting, you can also be weakened by say the flu before you have any other symptoms like fever...

I'm just saying, stay healthy, and safe, my good friend.


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Reply #662 on: January 10, 2020, 11:20:38 PM
I would like to chat with Viki V .Please message me. Im new here and learning to navigate still but I loved your confession and relate


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Reply #663 on: January 10, 2020, 11:33:11 PM
Quote from: 2Spoogie on January 10, 2020, 11:20:38 PM
I would like to chat with Viki V .Please message me. Im new here and learning to navigate still but I loved your confession and relate


Viki V was last on almost 3 years ago, so I’m afraid a response is unlikely.


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Reply #664 on: January 11, 2020, 01:19:20 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on January 10, 2020, 11:33:11 PM
Quote from: 2Spoogie on January 10, 2020, 11:20:38 PM
I would like to chat with Viki V .Please message me. Im new here and learning to navigate still but I loved your confession and relate


Viki V was last on almost 3 years ago, so I’m afraid a response is unlikely.

If you click on the member’s name above their avatar, it will take you to their home page.  You can see when they last logged in, and also see their latest posts.  The forum is 12 years old, so if the post is more than a couple of months old, there’s a good chance a message like this will never be seen.


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Reply #665 on: February 09, 2020, 08:28:08 PM
I pretended to be my wife’s ex last night in bed.  She’s told me some rather salacious tales about him, so I took it to the extreme (Is there any other way to take it?).  She started cumming, and cumming, so I knew I hit a sweet spot in her psyche.  He was an unbearable asshole, but did have a nice fat Russian cock.  After about three she said, “My turn.”  She pretended to be my ex.  In a most uninhibited manner.  I unkinked a garden hose and lost a quart of cream.  If my ex had fucked like that?  LOL.


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Reply #666 on: February 09, 2020, 10:42:11 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 09, 2020, 08:28:08 PM
I pretended to be my wife’s ex last night in bed.  She’s told me some rather salacious tales about him, so I took it to the extreme (Is there any other way to take it?).  She started cumming, and cumming, so I knew I hit a sweet spot in her psyche.  He was an unbearable asshole, but did have a nice fat Russian cock.  After about three she said, “My turn.”  She pretended to be my ex.  In a most uninhibited manner.  I unkinked a garden hose and lost a quart of cream.  If my ex had fucked like that?  LOL.



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Reply #667 on: February 16, 2020, 07:55:24 PM
I was watching Cash Cab this morning, and a NY girl with ginormous tits climbed in to play.  I could not really follow the contest, because I just watched her rizik brist bounce up and down.  I down know how Ben Bailey kept his pants on... I didn’t. LOL.






« Last Edit: February 16, 2020, 08:06:11 PM by ToeinH2O »


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Reply #668 on: February 16, 2020, 11:03:11 PM
I love cash cab.  A couple of times I have been perfect with my answers.

I have not watched it in forever though.

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Reply #669 on: February 23, 2020, 07:17:15 PM
Sitting at work bored, and I'm looking through some pictures of puppies we have going through our training program here, and saw this one puppy and it made me remember that I once slept with a guy for the sole purpose of going to his place to play with his new puppy.  I ran into him while he was out walking an adorable year old blue pitbull that he said he just adopted.  He asked for my number but I just went with him back to his place. Half hour of sex and then about 2 hours of chitchat and me playing with the dog.  Probably wasn't even his dog, but I didn't care.


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Reply #670 on: February 23, 2020, 08:24:00 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 23, 2020, 07:17:15 PM
Sitting at work bored, and I'm looking through some pictures of puppies we have going through our training program here, and saw this one puppy and it made me remember that I once slept with a guy for the sole purpose of going to his place to play with his new puppy.  I ran into him while he was out walking an adorable year old blue pitbull that he said he just adopted.  He asked for my number but I just went with him back to his place. Half hour of sex and then about 2 hours of chitchat and me playing with the dog.  Probably wasn't even his dog, but I didn't care.

*** goes to the petstore ***


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Reply #671 on: February 23, 2020, 09:01:08 PM
Quote from: Johnny on February 23, 2020, 08:24:00 PM

*** goes to the petstore ***

Correction: Adopt, before you shop, rescuing is so much sexier to me.  :emot_kiss:
« Last Edit: February 24, 2020, 02:57:30 AM by Shiela_M »


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Reply #672 on: February 24, 2020, 03:06:03 AM
Ok, another confession. so I am trying to do my own version of "hugo" *gasp* because I want in that hot tub.  However I need good topics to participate in.  Things I can actually have relevant input into so I can reach my 500 mark.  Sitting at currently 315 as of this post... wow lotsa work to do.  Gonna be fun though.  Seriously I've been drinking, but I'm absolutely loving my time here, hope I'm not annoying anybody.

You all are so great :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:  :emot_kiss:
« Last Edit: February 24, 2020, 03:24:25 AM by Shiela_M »


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Reply #673 on: February 24, 2020, 03:37:01 AM
Start a poll; start a few topics ... I remember KitKat racing off to a few records, although she did set off a few sparks. We thoroughly enjoyed it, most of us anyway.


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Reply #674 on: February 24, 2020, 04:12:24 AM
There is no hut tub to climb into.  It’s a joke.  But please keep posting.  We enjoy your contributions.


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Reply #675 on: February 24, 2020, 04:49:00 AM
Shhh. We haven't told Toe where it's located. Wink Wink.

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Reply #676 on: February 24, 2020, 05:39:42 AM


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Reply #677 on: March 03, 2020, 05:01:18 PM
Some of the pictures I took at the Raptor event Saturday included a bubbly blonde in pigtails.  A few of the pictures show an obvious camel toe with a meaty looking pussy under her pants.

Yes, I've been perving on them :facepalm:

I'm not going to post them, as it was a public forum and she makes appearances all over the midwest.

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #678 on: March 05, 2020, 12:36:15 AM
I am so fucking horny today.  I am just ready to frot the next person who comes near me.


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Reply #679 on: March 05, 2020, 01:23:54 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 05, 2020, 12:36:15 AM
I am so fucking horny today.  I am just ready to frot the next person who comes near me.

It's kind of funny when I see a guy trying, sticking his pelvis out.


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