Confessions

[_priapism]

I unblocked the Russian, because I am weak, and horny, and enjoy seeing her 30 year old hole and big clit spread wide for my enjoyment.

I made Sasha strip for me, masturbate on FaceTime, and show me her dirt hole.  I am embarrassed I enjoyed it so much.  She does also, which is part of why I do it.

[Jed_]

I unblocked the Russian, because I am weak, and horny, and enjoy seeing her 30 year old hole and big clit spread wide for my enjoyment.

I made Sasha strip for me, masturbate on FaceTime, and show me her dirt hole.  I am embarrassed I enjoyed it so much.  She does also, which is part of why I do it.

Yeah, the strip club was in my head this past week.  I even checked the schedule a couple times to see who is dancing.  Even if I wanted to go, I don’t have the cash, the time or a good alibi.

[_priapism]

I unblocked the Russian, because I am weak, and horny, and enjoy seeing her 30 year old hole and big clit spread wide for my enjoyment.

I made Sasha strip for me, masturbate on FaceTime, and show me her dirt hole.  I am embarrassed I enjoyed it so much.  She does also, which is part of why I do it.

Sasha is bored, lonely, and feeling like her best years are behind her.  She hasn’t had a relationship in a while.  She’s moved back in with her mom, and is out of work. So this is her naughty hobby, waiting for the kids to fall asleep, so she can get on the Internet and play with her kiska while I watch.  I usually taunt and degrade her, which she needs.  She’s a squirter too, so there is usually a big mess to clean up by the time we are finished.

Yeah, the strip club was in my head this past week.  I even checked the schedule a couple times to see who is dancing.  Even if I wanted to go, I don’t have the cash, the time or a good alibi.

[_priapism]

Its one of those very cold nights that is so good for anal.  Just to work my cock up her shit hole, a centimeter at a time, until the whole thing is wrapped in her warm bowels, while I strum her clit like a balalaika.  Just saying.

[e_monster]

Enjoy the sensation, toe.

[ChirpingGirl]

Its one of those very cold nights that is so good for anal.  Just to work my cock up her shit hole, a centimeter at a time, until the whole thing is wrapped in her warm bowels, while I strum her clit like a balalaika.  Just saying.

 

[knobslobber]

Though I identify as straight, and have zero attraction to any man or men, I have had more men up my ass than I've had sex with women. If we count bjs then the ratio gets ridiculous.

[_priapism]

Though I identify as straight, and have zero attraction to any man or men, I have had more men up my ass than I've had sex with women. If we count bjs then the ratio gets ridiculous.

There’s a river in Egypt you may have heard of...

[knobslobber]

There’s a river in Egypt you may have heard of...

I have ZERO attraction to guys; just cocks. I couldn't care less what it is attached to at the time and then want it to go away after.

[_priapism]

There’s a river in Egypt you may have heard of...

I have ZERO attraction to guys; just cocks. I couldn't care less what it is attached to at the time and then want it to go away after.

I see.  It’s like the woman who only eats pussy, but isn’t a lesbian, because she doesn’t like the women the pussy is attached to.  Got it.  Knobslobber. 

[psiberzerker]

It’s like the woman who only eats pussy, but isn’t a lesbian, because she doesn’t like the women the pussy is attached to.

There's a few things going on here:

1) Gay/Straight/Bi...  These are Identities, so for instance you have Chirpy's menagerie, and they hate the term "Lesbian."  A lot of women do, just like some hate being called "Girls."  Or whatever, there's a lot of stigma attached to gay men, and that gets reinforced pretty much for life.  (We're working to change that, but it takes time.)  That's "Gay," or don't be such a fag...  Chirpy lives with, is married to, and has sex with a woman, often.  That doesn't make her a Lesbian, nor Gay.  At best, it makes her a housewife.

2)  Sex acts aren't necessarily sex.  I worked as a prostitute, off, and on, for decades, and that's not sex.  It's sexual, you perform sex acts, but it's a Performance.  It has more in common with Acting than it does having sex, for it's own benefits.  There's other reasons, but it gets back into the stereotypes of what's "Gay," or what "Makes you gay."  Being gay makes you want to have sex with the same gender.  Having sex with the same gender doesn't make you gay.  Being a race-car driver involves driving race cars, on a track, but driving a race car on a track doesn't make you a race-car driver.

3)  I doubt there are any women that "Only eat pussy."  Regardless of how they feel about the cunt attached to them, I'd really like to talk to anyone, personally, that exclusively performs cunnilingus, without doing anything else.  For one thing, the woman attached to it generally likes a little foreplay, and often likes a little cuddling after.  That just doesn't sound right to me, can you even imagine a man that hates women, and exclusively eats pussy?  Then how can you imagine a woman like that?

[_priapism]

I’m going to need some coffee.

So you are suggesting that a straight man can be a dedicated cock sucker, and take it up the ass more times than he’s fucked a woman, and still be straight, because he doesn’t “feel” gay?  In that case, can we agree that “orientation” is purely subjective and therefore meaningless (which is what I have said all along)?

[psiberzerker]

Back to Knobbslobber, at the risk of interpreting.  I could be wrong, but I have known, and worked with a lot of guys like this.

You have to separate the homosexual acts from the homosexual Person.  Just like you separate the actress from the Role she played.  Gal Godot is Wonder Woman, but if I ever meet her, I don't expect her to kill any Gods.  In fact, it might be offensive to suggest it, because she's also Israeli, and knows Krav Maga.  (Also, presumably, you're not a God.)

The same goes for the tits, versus the woman attached.  Or the girl, tits are a turn-on.  I get that, but nagging is a pretty common turn-off, right?  So, for the sake of argument, let's say you marry a woman for her tits, and she nags you, until you get a divorce.  You follow me?  The tits aren't the woman, and at some point, her BEHAVIOR is more important than her bra size.  Regardless of how offensive it is to reduce people to labels, based soley on their measurements, it's also just plain wrong from a factual point of view.

Some guys like dick.  Some straight guys do, and others only really seem to love teh cock when they're drunk.  Spun out on X, or Jonesing for Crystal Meth.  "Suck yo dick fo a rock!"  These are mind altering substances, so their behavior changes, along with their minds.  This can include Sexual behavior, just like it could Violent, or Criminal behavior.  A woman hits the tequila, and winds up dancing on the coffee table, wearing nothing but a lamp shade.

When she sobers up, the next day, she isn't suddenly a Nudist, for life.  It doesn't make her a Stripper, either.

[psiberzerker]

In that case, can we agree that “orientation” is purely subjective and therefore meaningless (which is what I have said all along)?

It would be, if there weren't all these negative meanings attached to it.  If it were neutral, like you could go to a party, and tell everyone you're a Plumber, they shrug, and that's okay.

It's okay to be gay, and it's okay to not be gay.  What you do with whom doesn't really change that.  It's not okay to point, and call someone a "Fag," or say they're in denial, just because they like to suck dick.  You don't know them, you don't know anything about them, in fact there's even a possibility that they're a troll, because they know from a lifetime of experience how inflammatory it is for even a woman to admit that she likes to suck dick.

So, "Orientation' is as "Meaningless" as your career.  Plunging a toilet doesn't make you a plumber, any more than sucking dick makes you a faggot.

[_priapism]

Saying someone is in denial is NOT calling them “a fag,” and as usual, you take everything to immediate extremes and express them in the most offensive way possible.  But hey, that’s how you roll.

[psiberzerker]

Saying someone is in denial is NOT calling them “a fag.”

It doesn't in any way imply it?  Okay, then what were you saying he was in denial about?

Saying they are in denial, then making up a hypothetical woman that exclusively eats pussy kinda does.

[knobslobber]

Back to Knobbslobber, at the risk of interpreting.  I could be wrong, but I have known, and worked with a lot of guys like this.

You have to separate the homosexual acts from the homosexual Person.

Some guys like dick.  Some straight guys do, and others only really seem to love teh cock when they're drunk.  This can include Sexual behavior, just like it could Violent, or Criminal behavior.  A woman hits the tequila, and winds up dancing on the coffee table, wearing nothing but a lamp shade.

Thank you for understanding. Sober I wouldn't turn down a cock per se, depends on how it was presented. Drinking, yeah, give it to me!

[psiberzerker]

Sober I wouldn't turn down a cock per se, depends on how it was presented. Drinking, yeah, give it to me!

Yeah, the first boy (We were teenagers, I don't remember the exact age, but we worked together at Hardee's.  So, had to be at least 18-21) I had a sexual relationship with was like that.  He loved sex when he was drunk, and basically didn't care about it when he was sober, but it's a sliding scale.  Alcohol is a well known anti-inhibitor, so it's just like taking off your clothes, or going out on the streets, breaking stuff.  For some reason, people make exceptions for sex, especially sex between men. 

Sorry, he drank to have sex, to get in the mood, and he was also capable of auto-philatio.  In fact, the reason we went out was because he was scared about having Safe sex, when he was drunk.  I basically just didn't take advantage of him in that state.

[knobslobber]

Sorry, he drank to have sex, to get in the mood, and he was also capable of auto-philatio.  In fact, the reason we went out was because he was scared about having Safe sex, when he was drunk.  I basically just didn't take advantage of him in that state.

Auto-philatio! Props.

[e_monster]

Auto-philatio! Props.

I could barely manage it when I was about 14.