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Reply #620 on: October 10, 2019, 05:22:57 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 10, 2019, 05:18:45 PM

I blame toe’s pic above for having this dream.




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Reply #621 on: October 10, 2019, 05:39:36 PM
Quote from: e_monster on October 10, 2019, 02:25:13 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on October 09, 2019, 06:31:55 PM

My former legal assistant is getting married, but I still have five years worth of nipple slips and upskirts to fap to.

This was one spicy taco girl from the Valley, Jed.  Still is!


I remember this picture. And I remember the story that accompanied it.


Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 02, 2018, 10:51:13 PM
My legal assistant Amanda was a total fox.  Funny, sexy, incredible tits... I loved going to work each day.  We fell into a friendship, became drinking buddies, confidants... but there was a problem.  Mandy was married, and a good Catholic girl.  So she wasn’t going to cheat.

We’d go out and drink, and have very sexual discussions.  She’d say shit like, “I just want a big hard cock pounding me for a long time...  I’ve never had an orgasm just from fucking, you know what I mean?”  I went home and fucked the shit out of my girlfriend.  “What got into you?” she asked.

So Mandy took up a yoga class at lunch.  She’d usually change in the bathroom, and drive to the yoga studio across the road.



I don’t remember how it happened, but I found myself alone in her office on one of her yoga days.  She’d left her bag next to the desk, and her clothes were in it.  I checked out her stockings, bra (34D), and panties.  They were quite moist and smelled like heaven.  I got a huge boner smelling the little strip of fabric that cradled her Latina taco.

So naturally I locked the door, pulled out my cock, and filled her panties with cum.  I left a big gooey mess for her to find, and put her things back in the bag.  I was a little nervous, but she just winked at me, later in the day.

A couple of months later, she tells me she is pregnant.  “We always use a condom, but I guess one failed.”  She tells me her due date, and I did some reverse engineering.  Conception was right around the time of the yoga class.  So who knows?  I did not volunteer any information.  Wonder how her husband feels about raising my bastard.
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Reply #622 on: October 10, 2019, 05:57:52 PM
I confess there was this hot "dad" shopping at Kroger today.

I really, really... Really wanted to blow him.  :roll:

But I was with my babies and wifey#2 and he had his daughter, so it wouldn't have worked out.

But I bet it was huge.  :facepalm:


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Reply #623 on: October 10, 2019, 06:26:43 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 10, 2019, 05:57:52 PM
I confess there was this hot "dad" shopping at Kroger today.

I really, really... Really wanted to blow him.  :roll:

But I was with my babies and wifey#2 and he had his daughter, so it wouldn't have worked out.

But I bet it was huge.  :facepalm:

“PRICE CHECK ON FOOT LONG KIELBASA, AISLE 4?   THAT’S FOOT LONG KIELBASA, AISLE 4.” 

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Reply #624 on: October 10, 2019, 06:31:23 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 10, 2019, 05:57:52 PM
I confess there was this hot "dad" shopping at Kroger today.

I really, really... Really wanted to blow him.  :roll:

But I was with my babies and wifey#2 and he had his daughter, so it wouldn't have worked out.

But I bet it was huge.  :facepalm:


Try Safeway next, that’s where I usually shop.


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Reply #625 on: October 10, 2019, 07:42:18 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 10, 2019, 06:31:23 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on October 10, 2019, 05:57:52 PM
I confess there was this hot "dad" shopping at Kroger today.

I really, really... Really wanted to blow him.  :roll:

But I was with my babies and wifey#2 and he had his daughter, so it wouldn't have worked out.

But I bet it was huge.  :facepalm:


With dick already out.



Try Safeway next, that’s where I usually shop.

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Reply #626 on: October 10, 2019, 09:27:35 PM
OLD PERVERT GETTING BLOWN BY DUMB BLOND ASLE 5. . . .
OLD PERVERT GETTING BLOWN BY DUMB BLOND ASLE 5. . . .


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Reply #627 on: October 10, 2019, 09:32:34 PM
Looking for some cock flavoured soup no doubt.



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Reply #628 on: October 10, 2019, 10:19:27 PM
CJ needs to learn to shut the fuck up.  :roll:


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Reply #629 on: October 10, 2019, 11:26:42 PM
Please no. I love hearing of your adventures. And you are fun to tease

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #630 on: October 11, 2019, 05:08:37 AM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on October 10, 2019, 04:13:44 PM

Shhhhh...   :emot_laughing:

Your secret is safe with me lol.

I confess I dared to do something quite similar with some unguarded bikini bottoms decades ago. I don’t know if there were any consequences.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.

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Reply #631 on: October 12, 2019, 03:29:35 AM
I unblocked the Russian, because I am weak, and horny, and enjoy seeing her 30 year old hole and big clit spread wide for my enjoyment.




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Reply #632 on: October 15, 2019, 10:16:50 PM
We went out with the sister-in-law and her hubby last night to celebrate us getting engaged exactly one year ago.  Towards the end of the evening, the tiny spitfire bartender that had been waiting on our table came over and just gushed about how much fun we were, and she hoped we’d be back soon.  Each time she spoke, she reached out and grasped my hand and squeezed it.  I had been eyeing her all evening, very cute brunette no more than 4’10” and probably about 90 pounds with a cute tight butt and nicely shaped tits.  I don’t know how I didn’t get shit from my Peruvian for her attention, but I know each time she squeezed my hand, my cock jumped in my pants.  And why me, and not my brother-in-law?  I mean he was the one paying the check and leaving her tip the whole time she was gripping my hand?


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Reply #633 on: October 16, 2019, 01:26:52 AM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 15, 2019, 10:16:50 PM
And why me, and not my brother-in-law?  I mean he was the one paying the check and leaving her tip the whole time she was gripping my hand?



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Reply #634 on: October 16, 2019, 12:21:14 PM
Well, there is that. . . . .


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Reply #635 on: October 17, 2019, 04:29:43 PM
Because reasons, I had an unplanned afternoon off work.

Inspired by surprisingly mild weather, I drove to a place I know and spent half an hour or so strolling around a wooded lakeside wearing nothing but my shoes.

Definitely worth picking a thorn out of my backside after putting my boxers back on...



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Reply #636 on: October 17, 2019, 07:32:15 PM
Quote from: IdleBoast on October 17, 2019, 04:29:43 PM
Because reasons, I had an unplanned afternoon off work.

Inspired by surprisingly mild weather, I drove to a place I know and spent half an hour or so strolling around a wooded lakeside wearing nothing but my shoes.

Definitely worth picking a thorn out of my backside after putting my boxers back on...





Be thankful you do not live in Arizona

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Reply #637 on: October 17, 2019, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: staci on October 17, 2019, 07:32:15 PM
Be thankful you do not live in Arizona

Those goat-head thorns are evil!


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Reply #638 on: October 17, 2019, 08:36:01 PM
I've no idea what species it was, but I had an almost-too-close encounter with a tree/bush in Kenya that had thorns as long as my hand...



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Reply #639 on: October 17, 2019, 09:45:05 PM
Quote from: psiberzerker on October 17, 2019, 08:01:44 PM
Quote from: staci on October 17, 2019, 07:32:15 PM
Be thankful you do not live in Arizona

Those goat-head thorns are evil!


That and a plant called cholla that jumps at you for the hell of it.

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