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Reply #600 on: September 25, 2019, 08:55:06 PM
I'm glad I got it out of my system when I did.



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Reply #601 on: September 26, 2019, 06:28:17 AM
Just confirmed my sister in law was seen participating in at least two swinger parties.

I always had my suspicions.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.


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Reply #602 on: September 26, 2019, 03:06:31 PM
I confess I put my hand down my sisters wifeys pants last night and did some gentle touching while we talked.

No, I didn't touch her pussy.  :roll: I only touched the outside of her underwear.  :facepalm:

Then I may have kissed her neck and cheeks. But that's all.  :roll:

And got told to stop before she had an orgasm.  :facepalm:


CJ is still a horrible sister.  :roll:



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Reply #603 on: September 26, 2019, 04:26:44 PM
The first woman I had sex with, I convinced to let me try putting my cockhead in her belly-button.

I can’t even get close to my wife’s belly-button with my finger let alone my cock  :emot_laughing:  (she is quite ticklish)

You have to be a certain age to get this joke.  Google if you don’t know the characters...

Sergeant Carter was out of town, and asked Gomer Pyle to check on Miss Bunny.

“Are you okay Miss Bunny?”

“I am doing fine Gomer, but I must go inside now.”

“Can I come inside too Miss Bunny?”

“I don’t know... not when Sergeant Carter is out of town...”

“Please?”

“OK, but just for a minute.”

Inside, Miss Bunny said, “I have to go upstairs now Gomer.”

Gomer said, “Can I come upstairs too?”

“I don’t know... not when Sergeant Carter is out of town...”

“Please?”

“OK, but just for a minute.”

Upstairs, Miss Bunny said, “I have to take off my clothes now Gomer...”

[repeat exchange]

Naked, Miss Bunny said, “I have to get in bed now Gomer...”

[repeat exchange]

In bed, Gomer said, “Miss Bunny?  Can I put my finger in your belly button?”

[repeat exchange]

“Gomer... GOMER!!! That’s not my belly button!!!” shrieked Miss Bunny.

“Well SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE! That’s not my finger either!”




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Reply #604 on: September 30, 2019, 12:11:07 AM
I confess I put my hand down my sisters wifeys pants last night and did some gentle touching while we talked.

No, I didn't touch her pussy.  :roll: I only touched the outside of her underwear.  :facepalm:

Then I may have kissed her neck and cheeks. But that's all.  :roll:

And got told to stop before she had an orgasm.  :facepalm:


CJ is still a horrible sister.  :roll:
No, CJ is just following her hormones...I mean, emotions...I mean...lust?...I don't know.

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Reply #605 on: September 30, 2019, 02:32:13 AM
I confess I put my hand down my sisters wifeys pants last night and did some gentle touching while we talked.

No, I didn't touch her pussy.  :roll: I only touched the outside of her underwear.  :facepalm:

Then I may have kissed her neck and cheeks. But that's all.  :roll:

And got told to stop before she had an orgasm.  :facepalm:


CJ is still a horrible sister.  :roll:
No, CJ is just following her hormones...I mean, emotions...I mean...lust?...I don't know.

Sure, we'll use that as an excuse.  ;D

We're doing laundry together again tonight. I need to behave myself. :roll:



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #606 on: October 01, 2019, 05:49:04 PM
CJ had some alone time with her sister and confessed that CJ is as in love with her sisters wifey as she is.  :facepalm:

I told her I completely understood her anger towards me, but that I can't change how I feel about her. We have a lot in common as well, and we've only gotten closer and closer since she's been a part of the family. I told her we recently went for a walk together and ended up kinda holding each other and kissing, but that her wifey never let it go beyond that.

She said she's always known the two of us had a mutual attraction and that we weren't as covert about it as we thought.  :roll:

We both agreed we're madly in love with the hot gay British girl and decided to discuss the issue further another time.  :D

I couldn't continue being an awful sister and had to tell her.  :roll:



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Reply #607 on: October 01, 2019, 07:25:00 PM
CJ had some alone time with her sister and confessed that CJ is as in love with her sisters wifey as she is.  :facepalm:

I told her I completely understood her anger towards me, but that I can't change how I feel about her. We have a lot in common as well, and we've only gotten closer and closer since she's been a part of the family. I told her we recently went for a walk together and ended up kinda holding each other and kissing, but that her wifey never let it go beyond that.

She said she's always known the two of us had a mutual attraction and that we weren't as covert about it as we thought.  :roll:

We both agreed we're madly in love with the hot gay British girl and decided to discuss the issue further another time.  :D

I couldn't continue being an awful sister and had to tell her.  :roll:

You need to get your own reality series :)



ChirpingGirl

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Reply #608 on: October 01, 2019, 09:18:29 PM
I'm not THAT trashy.  :roll:



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Reply #609 on: October 01, 2019, 11:38:49 PM
I'm not THAT trashy.  :roll:

Reading your adventures over the past few years, I disagree.  ;D

That is all.


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Reply #610 on: October 02, 2019, 02:36:35 AM
 ;D

Ok, CJ is trashy. But not THAT trashy.



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Reply #611 on: October 09, 2019, 02:27:36 PM
I caught the administrative assistant glancing at my crotch Tuesday. She looked up and our eyes met right afterwards. She smirked ever so briefly.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.


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Reply #612 on: October 09, 2019, 06:31:55 PM
I caught the administrative assistant glancing at my crotch Tuesday. She looked up and our eyes met right afterwards. She smirked ever so briefly.

My former legal assistant is getting married, but I still have five years worth of nipple slips and upskirts to fap to.



This was one spicy taco girl from the Valley, Jed.  Still is!



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Reply #613 on: October 09, 2019, 07:27:53 PM
I’m liking Latinas more and more.



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Reply #614 on: October 09, 2019, 07:41:40 PM
I’m liking Latinas more and more.

Good thing, since that’s what on the menu.

My confession is... I had to give up the Russian girlfriend, not the Russian wife.  I used to send her a few rubles, once or twice a month.  “Buy some lemons for your tea.”  That turned into once or twice a week, and finally almost every single fucking day, I got hit up with a money request.  Ain’t nobody got time for that.  So I ghosted her.  I gave her a couple of warnings first.  I can’t blame her.  Human nature, but it was becoming a real drag.
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Reply #615 on: October 09, 2019, 09:03:08 PM
I’m liking Latinas more and more.

Good thing, since that’s what on the menu.



Menopause has decreased our activity lately, I hope temporarily.  Only twice during our 10 day vacation.  Her compensation has been she is trying to wear more of the sexy stuff to bed even if all her nether regions are off limits that night.  I had been vigorously complaining she was coming to bed dressed like my grandmother.  I like going to sleep cupping a silk covered tit.

I curbed any online playing a while ago and didn’t do too much video chat anyway.  I never got hit up for money, not really.  It got hinted at by one, one I actually met.  Best she got was a nice dinner in Saratoga Springs NY, and that was way too much.



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Reply #616 on: October 09, 2019, 09:59:18 PM
I’m liking Latinas more and more.

CJ is terrified of her baby Latina hitting puberty.  :roll:



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Reply #617 on: October 10, 2019, 02:25:13 PM

My former legal assistant is getting married, but I still have five years worth of nipple slips and upskirts to fap to.



This was one spicy taco girl from the Valley, Jed.  Still is!


I remember this picture. And I remember the story that accompanied it.


ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.


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Reply #618 on: October 10, 2019, 04:13:44 PM

My former legal assistant is getting married, but I still have five years worth of nipple slips and upskirts to fap to.



This was one spicy taco girl from the Valley, Jed.  Still is!


I remember this picture. And I remember the story that accompanied it.



Shhhhh...   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #619 on: October 10, 2019, 05:18:45 PM
I had this dream last night that I was sexually exploiting a young pretty and curvy coworker not only into being my toy, but coercing her into working at a strip club telling her she had to let customers do what they want in the back rooms, probing her holes while she stroked them, basically pimping her out.  She had to wear a plug while dancing, pulling aside her g-string to show men how dirty she is.

I don’t typically have fantasies of being a pimp, although I have had forced prostitution fantasies, and wrote a few stories along that line.

The girl is mid-20s, Asian but possibly mixed race Asian, has very full lips that make you melt, a good full handful in the boob department, and is very quiet and shy.

Am I very twisted to have dreamed about her pole dancing with my cum still inside her while she teases other men into paying her (and I mean me) to degrade her even further?

I blame toe’s pic above for having this dream.