The first woman I had sex with, I convinced to let me try putting my cockhead in her belly-button.
I can’t even get close to my wife’s belly-button with my finger let alone my cock (she is quite ticklish)
You have to be a certain age to get this joke. Google if you don’t know the characters...
Sergeant Carter was out of town, and asked Gomer Pyle to check on Miss Bunny.
“Are you okay Miss Bunny?”
“I am doing fine Gomer, but I must go inside now.”
“Can I come inside too Miss Bunny?”
“I don’t know... not when Sergeant Carter is out of town...”
“Please?”
“OK, but just for a minute.”
Inside, Miss Bunny said, “I have to go upstairs now Gomer.”
Gomer said, “Can I come upstairs too?”
“I don’t know... not when Sergeant Carter is out of town...”
“Please?”
“OK, but just for a minute.”
Upstairs, Miss Bunny said, “I have to take off my clothes now Gomer...”
[repeat exchange]
Naked, Miss Bunny said, “I have to get in bed now Gomer...”
[repeat exchange]
In bed, Gomer said, “Miss Bunny? Can I put my finger in your belly button?”
[repeat exchange]
“Gomer... GOMER!!! That’s not my belly button!!!” shrieked Miss Bunny.
“Well SURPRISE! SURPRISE! SURPRISE! That’s not my finger either!”