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psiberzerker

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Reply #580 on: August 11, 2019, 07:09:10 PM
Maybe you can see if she'll let you "Bore" her a little lower, a bit?

Did you send her a dick pic back?  I'm pretty sure popping out the knockers is an invitation to show her your auger.



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Reply #581 on: August 13, 2019, 08:21:04 AM
One of my wife’s friends sent me another topless pic this last week along with the text “I’m bored.”

Sasha sent me some nice pussy selfies... I’m really hungry for her borscht.



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Reply #582 on: August 13, 2019, 04:17:08 PM
I confess last night I ended up with my favorite cock in the whole universe in my mouth. I sucked it, slurped it and worshiped it. Wifey let me have it as a birthday present.

Which was also an incredible gift to the person attached to it.  :D

CJ got splattered.  ;D



psiberzerker

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Reply #583 on: August 13, 2019, 04:55:18 PM
Beats blowing out candles!




_priapism

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Reply #584 on: August 14, 2019, 11:02:45 PM
My son brought the girlfriend by the house last night.  She’s either gained two cup sizes over the summer break, or bought the world's best padded bra.  Some things are better left not inquired concerning.



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Reply #585 on: August 14, 2019, 11:06:35 PM
My son brought the girlfriend by the house last night.  She’s either gained two cup sizes over the summer break, or bought the world's best padded bra.  Some things are better left not inquired concerning.


I might have a different theory grandpa.



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Reply #586 on: August 15, 2019, 11:40:30 AM
My son brought the girlfriend by the house last night.  She’s either gained two cup sizes over the summer break, or bought the world's best padded bra.  Some things are better left not inquired concerning.


I might have a different theory grandpa.
On that note, might be worth inquiring about.

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_priapism

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Reply #587 on: August 16, 2019, 02:47:32 AM
I’d like to snap a few photos, but for now I’m just enjoying the view.




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Reply #588 on: August 16, 2019, 11:27:05 AM
I’d like to snap a few photos, but for now I'm just enjoying the view.
Sans shirt? Maybe even sans bra?

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Reply #589 on: August 22, 2019, 06:19:06 PM
I’d like to snap a few photos, but for now I'm just enjoying the view.
Sans shirt? Maybe even sans bra?

We found a towel in the bathroom with skid marks on it.  I was cussing the boys, when the youngest said his big tittied girlfriend had gotten stuck in the bathroom with no TP.  Don’t know whether to wash it or frame it now.




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Reply #590 on: August 22, 2019, 07:11:36 PM
I’d like to snap a few photos, but for now I'm just enjoying the view.
Sans shirt? Maybe even sans bra?

We found a towel in the bathroom with skid marks on it.  I was cussing the boys, when the youngest said his big tittied girlfriend had gotten stuck in the bathroom with no TP.  Don’t know whether to wash it or frame it now.



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psiberzerker

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Reply #591 on: August 22, 2019, 08:29:25 PM
My urethra has been leaking for over an hour from talking about Sounding, 



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Reply #592 on: August 24, 2019, 05:22:56 AM
The temps have been nice the last couple days and has triggered Fall mating season in this house.  :roll: The women's are all so fuckin' horny. I've been groped, caressed and fondled more than a porn star.  :roll:

Except by my sister and her wifey. They kinda stick to themselves.

And I heard my sisters wifey cumming in my sisters mouth this afternoon. Those cute little British cummy noises she makes are so adorable.  ;D



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Reply #593 on: August 24, 2019, 01:54:39 PM
CJ...sometimes your house sounds like a never-ending porn movie.   :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #594 on: August 24, 2019, 02:21:06 PM
CJ...sometimes your house sounds like a never-ending porn movie.   :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

Sometimes it is.  :roll:

But no one can make loud noise because of the kids.



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Reply #595 on: August 24, 2019, 08:10:44 PM
I've been in a monogamous relationship with a woman I love for more than a decade, and I keep up a prurient interest in the sex lives of others.



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Reply #596 on: September 11, 2019, 10:02:44 PM
The only porn I look at these days is on here, and I rarely see anything that is of more than mild interest.  What interests me is a particularly beautiful girl (at least to me) regardless of her state of undress or participation in sex acts.  That’s about 1/100 on here.

This is probably why I thoroughly enjoy seeing beautiful girls in real life.  Sure, if they stripped naked for me and posed in various ways at my command it would be more interesting, but I’m fine catching glimpses here and there of nice looking women.  I don’t leer or let my gaze linger long enough to cause them any discomfort, as that would be rude and more than a little creepy.  That’s probably why I like wearing sunglasses, let’s my eyes linger a bit longer without being noticed, by them or my Peruvian who is nearly always with me these days.  I ogle her too, just much more obviously.

Was a few Latinas in NYC this weekend that had me drooling.



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Reply #597 on: September 12, 2019, 04:35:22 PM
...but I’m fine catching glimpses here and there of nice looking women.  I don’t leer or let my gaze linger long enough to cause them any discomfort, as that would be rude and more than a little creepy. 

Same. It’s a rewarding pastime.

The afternoon breezes downtown are sufficiently gusty to occasionally lift those thin summer dresses worn by women office workers on their lunch breaks. Occasionally e_monster is rewarded with a brief glimpse of upper thighs or more before the hem gets yanked back down.

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Reply #598 on: September 12, 2019, 05:10:14 PM
The first woman I had sex with, I convinced to let me try putting my cockhead in her belly-button.



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Reply #599 on: September 25, 2019, 06:11:11 PM
The first woman I had sex with, I convinced to let me try putting my cockhead in her belly-button.

I can’t even get close to my wife’s belly-button with my finger let alone my cock  :emot_laughing:  (she is quite ticklish)

That is all.