Confessions

[ChirpingGirl]

I'd kill ya if you tried too. 

Okay, a fight would be a lot more fun, for both of us.  So, let's just say, you can try.

I'll pay someone to fight for me. 

[_priapism]

[_priapism]

I’ve got a date with the sock drawer tonight.  Ward is returning to FSU.  Wife is in Atlanta. Kids have plans, and I have court date in the morning with my nemesis.

[RopeFiend]

Is it gay if you masturbate using a cock hand puppet?  Inquiring minds want to know.

[psiberzerker]

If you want it to be?  I think you pretty much get to decide how "gay" the masturbation is.  With, or without a puppet.

[_priapism]

If you want it to be?  I think you pretty much get to decide how "gay" the masturbation is.  With, or without a puppet.

Yeah, I’m pretty gay.  My man hand stimulates my man cock on a regular basis.  Not a woman to be seen anywhere. 

 

[Jed_]

Biking around the campground yesterday I saw a couple tent camping.  He’s my age 55-60 white guy, and she’s a dark complexion Asian who looks 18-21. I saw them again not long after walking by my campsite.  The tent floor space can’t be more than 4’ x 6’, so that’s cuddle close sleeping.  I’m trying to figure out if that’s his gf or adopted daughter.

My fantasies since have been of the Woody Allen nature.

[_priapism]

Biking around the campground yesterday I saw a couple tent camping.  He’s my age 55-60 white guy, and she’s a dark complexion Asian who looks 18-21. I saw them again not long after walking by my campsite.  The tent floor space can’t be more than 4’ x 6’, so that’s cuddle close sleeping.  I’m trying to figure out if that’s his gf or adopted daughter.

My fantasies since have been of the Woody Allen nature.

My friend, late 50’s, has a Pilipino wife, early 20’s.  He gets asked if she is his daughter all the time.  Happy for him, kind of sad for her.  Just too big an age difference, but I’ve got 18 years on my wife, so not my place to say anything. 

[_priapism]

I deleted 1,000+ photos off my phone last night.  Too much stuff to even look at, must less jack off over.  Trying to narrow it down to my top 10 fantasy girls and leave it at that.  Still have way too much shit on this phone.

[Jed_]

I deleted 1,000+ photos off my phone last night.  Too much stuff to even look at, must less jack off over.  Trying to narrow it down to my top 10 fantasy girls and leave it at that.  Still have way too much shit on this phone.

I was moving around pics of either me with strippers or pics girls sent me from device to device with the intent to copy and hide from my Peruvian, but in the end I just deleted them.  I know there’s still some pics on an old laptop, and since I was sending some of the stripper pics to myself, I probably could recover those too from my email.  In the end, it’s not worth it.  I can see them in my head where no one else can, and that’s enough.

I get in enough trouble pissing on toilet seats.

[_priapism]

Yeah, this was a lot of webcam screen shots, FB photos of old girlfriends, etc.  Just way too much shit.  I had over 10,000 images, and I could not find half the stuff I wanted, when needed.

Back in the days of 2400 Baud modems, and a 30 minute download time per image, I never imagined we’d have this “problem” some day.

[psiberzerker]

I don't save pics, and vids on my computers any more.  There's no need when you can stream them.  Stories on the other hand...

Actually, thanks for reminding me guys.  I should probably go through those folders with a pitchfork...

[_priapism]

I don't save pics, and vids on my computers any more.  There's no need when you can stream them.  Stories on the other hand...

Actually, thanks for reminding me guys.  I should probably go through those folders with a pitchfork...

It’s weird, and probably a reflection of my age.  I have 1600 song files on my phone.  I have an irrational fear the Internet will break, or I’ll be in a no service area and need to hear Ella Fitzgerald.

I’m a digital hoarder.  Yes, I know it’s out there and available to me at any time, but I get a certain “pride of ownership” by having 50 Anne Hathaway nudes on my phone.

[psiberzerker]

I have 1600 song files on my phone.  I have an irrational fear the Internet will break, or I’ll be in a no service area and need to hear Ella Fitzgerald.

Now that I understand.

[MissBarbara]

It’s weird, and probably a reflection of my age.  I have 1600 song files on my phone.  I have an irrational fear the Internet will break, or I’ll be in a no service area and need to hear Ella Fitzgerald.

Hey, Toe, there's NOTHING irrational about fearing you'll not be able to listen to Ella Fitzgerald. In fact, I can't think of anything more rational.

A quick check shows that I have around the same number of songs on my phone as you, including 14 songs by Ella Fitzgerald (whose name appears alphabetically between Electric Light Orchestra and Elmore James).

[ChirpingGirl]

I confess I got caught staring at my sisters tits today. It's not my fault they're big, and it's not my fault she was bearing a bikini at the time either. 

CJ is blameless. 

[JBRG]

I confess I got caught staring at my sisters tits today. It's not my fault they're big, and it's not my fault she was bearing a bikini at the time either. 

CJ is blameless. 

And shameless

[ChirpingGirl]

 

[e_monster]

One of my wife’s friends sent me another topless pic this last week along with the text “I’m bored.”

[IdleBoast]

One of my wife’s friends sent me another topless pic this last week along with the text “I’m bored.”

Sounds like the start of an interesting story.

You need to go research the ending...