Confessions

[msslave]

Yes Ma'am, I'll remember that. Oppps

My teeth grinder is when someone calls me "Young fella".
Grrrrrrrr

[Athos_131]

Anybody calls me 'ma'am' or 'lady' are going to get an earful.

Ok Grandma.

#Resist

[Jed_]

as long as they were 13 or older.

+1

The last person I referred to as "that girl who..." turned out to be in her late thirties.

I checked, and I have officially been "older than most people" for over 22 years...

Anybody my age (45) or younger I refer to as a girl.    I'm like Peter Pan, I don't want to grow up.  I view myself as a girl.  Anybody calls me 'ma'am' or 'lady' are going to get an earful.

You are most definitely a girl, and a hot one at that.

[Army of One]

as long as they were 13 or older.

+1

The last person I referred to as "that girl who..." turned out to be in her late thirties.

I checked, and I have officially been "older than most people" for over 22 years...

Anybody my age (45) or younger I refer to as a girl.    I'm like Peter Pan, I don't want to grow up.  I view myself as a girl.  Anybody calls me 'ma'am' or 'lady' are going to get an earful.

Would "my dear" be okay as well, my dear girl?

[_priapism]

Honestly, anyone under 40 looks pretty much like 18 to me.  I’m dealing with a 30 year old Millennial at the moment, who is causing me to feel utter contempt for an entire generation.  So I’m pretty close to grumpy old man territory now.

[IdleBoast]

I haven't mentioned it for a while now, but I have a personal tradition of "christening" new workplaces by getting naked in the workspace (the toilets don't count) and masturbating.

Well, today I did that, twice: once in my workshop, once in a small orchard that is (for no obvious reason) part of my employer's property.

[_priapism]

I haven't mentioned it for a while now, but I have a personal tradition of "christening" new workplaces by getting naked in the workspace (the toilets don't count) and masturbating.

Well, today I did that, twice: once in my workshop, once in a small orchard that is (for no obvious reason) part of my employer's property.

I was fond of fucking my secretaries on my boss’ desk.  Extra points for fucking my boss’ secretary on my boss’ desk.

Once I banged a legal assistant on the conference room table, after hours, right where my boss would sit for our “LA Law” morning meetings.  The table was frosted glass, and you could still see her ass print on the table, if you knew where to look.  Best meeting ever, watching the old man pontificate about this or that, sitting a few inches from my cum stain.

[MintJulie]

I've had sex in the workplace once in my life.  And the person I'm about to mention below walked in on us.   I never knew my door knob lock wasn't working.   I have a deadbolt now.

So this other person.......I was on my way home from Cleveland late one Friday night, and with the office being fairly close to the expressway and having to go to the bathroom, I stopped in.   I found one of the partners entertaining someone, not his wife.   They had gone to a Tiger game and driven from the office.  Upon returning from the game, they went inside and their fun began.   He asked me to brunch the following Monday to talk about it.  And I discovered it has been going on for 8 years, and the office was their sneak away place.

[_priapism]

I once worked for a well known firm in Houston where EVERYONE was fucking someone.  We had people fucking in the conference rooms, in stairwells, in the parking garage, in offices.  I remember the receptionist taking her friends to a lawyer’s office to show off her boob prints on the window from when he was banging her from behind (she was a hot Latina Jed).

The most famous fuck in firm history was at the Christmas party.  It was held in our firm’s auditorium.  The auditorium had a suspended ceiling over it that created an attic space used for storage.  An associate climbed up there with a legal assistant and was fucking her pretty good, because the ceiling gave way, and their naked torsos were hanging out in full view of the faithful assembled below.  He was given an early permanent vacation.  Soon after we were told that we couldn’t fuck where we make our money.  But the named partner kept banging his favorite legal assistant for years.

I was young, horny, and there were a lot of beautiful young women there.  I fucked six of them and turned down quite a few more.

[Army of One]

I've never had the opportunity to have sex with anyone in a workplace; closest I got was hugging my then-girlfriend (not my now-wife; would've lost my job if I did anything with her during this time) in the print room. That said, I did teach in a high school, and we have read stories about these kinds of things happening... Plus, there is always the odd rumour of that one student who wanted to fuck one of their teachers (and vice versa), but if anything like that was ever said about me, I didn't hear about it, and they're probably taking it to their grave.

[RopeFiend]

I've never had the opportunity to have sex with anyone in a workplace; closest I got was hugging my then-girlfriend (not my now-wife; would've lost my job if I did anything with her during this time) in the print room. ...

I got an offer of a blowjob at work. 

Truthfully, I got a LOT of offers of a blowjob, but only ONE of them was from a woman.   

I sadly turned her down since she asked it with 15 or 20 people standing within earshot.  My first impression was to drop my jeans, but I thought better of it a couple of seconds later.

[_priapism]

I’ve been thinking about sticking my cock in the file drawer all day, and just opening it and closing it, until I cum.  Extra points it the staff comes in and bets on how many times it will take me to finish.

[psiberzerker]

Plus, there is always the odd rumour of that one student who wanted to fuck one of their teachers...

Holds about as much weight as any high school rumor, particularly when it's about sex, and thirdhand hearsay.

[IdleBoast]

Plus, there is always the odd rumour of that one student who wanted to fuck one of their teachers...

Holds about as much weight as any high school rumor, particularly when it's about sex, and thirdhand hearsay.

I know of three cases of it actually happening.

One of them, I had to deal with some of the fallout in a professional basis.

One of them, the student and the teacher later married, had kids, and got divorced.

[psiberzerker]

I know of three cases of it actually happening.

So do I, quite a bit more than three, with better accounts than thirdhand high-school rumor.  You know they use those to hurt each other, right?  

{Plays "Don't stand so close to me," queues up "Blasphemous Rumor."}

[ChirpingGirl]

I’ve been thinking about sticking my cock in the file drawer all day, and just opening it and closing it, until I cum.  Extra points it the staff comes in and bets on how many times it will take me to finish.

What in the fuck??

[psiberzerker]

What in the fuck??

Yeah, I got nothing.  I doubt it's Castration Fetishism (Like it is for me) but other than that...

[ChirpingGirl]

That's fucked up. 

[psiberzerker]

That's fucked up.  

Tell me about it?  Not like you'd know anything about self-destructive sexual compulsions.

I don't like the idea of judging people for what they share in Confessions.  Even when i can't sympathise with it.

[_priapism]

Gently.

I have this problem when, as today, I’ve been tumescent for hours, and my dick is preventing me from getting anything accomplished.  So I thought “maybe just slam it in the file drawer a few times,” which then led to expanded fantasies of my staff watching, betting, keeping the Bactine and gauze handy....  nothing I’d do in real life, just a pleasant afternoon fantasy to keep my mind off my boner.